Advertising is a cutthroat business. At least it seems to be in Mad Men. And honestly, the only thing I know about the advertising industry comes from Mad Men. Which not only means my understanding of the advertising industry is totally anachronistic, it’s also polluted with melodramatic subplots.
That said, I do have some advertising advice for young entrepreneurs trying to establish a brand that gets people talking: book a topless Miranda Kerr and put her in your commercial.
Seriously, it really doesn’t matter what your product is. As long as you have topless Miranda Kerr, people will share the crap out of your commercial and everyone will be talking about that topless Miranda Kerr video they saw online the other day.
To see this “topless Miranda Kerr = automatically good advertising” theory in action, all we need to do is watch topless Miranda Kerr’s new commercial for 7 Obsessions Jeans. In it, we find Miranda Kerr topless and out of breath, presumably because her new jeans are so cool that they’ve given her orgasm after orgasm. If only there was a for her to wear two pairs of jeans at once because then she’s be able to achieve complete and utter ecstasy in her jeans. Or something like that…
Let’s watch topless Miranda Kerr love her jeans:
Do you see now why this is fool proof advertising?
So now you know. All you need to be good at advertising is film Miranda Kerr with no top for 30 seconds and everyone will be talking about your brand. The only problem is you’re going to need a dump-truck full of hundred dollar bills to get Miranda Kerr topless for your ad.
I already gave you the idea of shooting a topless Miranda Kerr to promote your product, now it’s up to you to figure out how to pay for it.