Welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, where you guys are told who the hottest babes on Instagram are and you’re free to follow them at your leisure.
Listen, I totally understand if you don’t want to follow these girls on Instagram. Because if you were to check Instagram in public, (which you most certainly will since the whole purpose of the app is to distract you while you dine alone at the food court, having constructed a super meal by ordering one thing from every “restaurant” at the food court) and someone just happens to see a tasteful, slightly nude woman on your phone, you’ll forever be labelled a pervert. Even worse, it’s possible that your new status as “Known Pervert” gets you banned from your beloved foodcourt and you’re forced to dine alone at the shitty mall across town. I can’t imagine a sadder fate than dining alone at the shitty mall across town’s food court. Dining alone at the good mall’s food court must continue unabated for it is the only glimmer of hope in your sad life.
However, if you’re willing to take the risk of being banned from the food court because you were looking at hot babes on Instagram, thus making the octogenarians that also dine at the food court alone uncomfortable, then I highly recommend you follow the latest entry in the Sex Blog’s canon of babes on Instagram: LUCI FORD.
Who is LUCI FORD?
Well, she’s a model that regularly blogs about her outfits on LUCIFORD.COM. Now I know maintaining a fashion blog was something your roommate did much to your own embarrassment in sophomore year of college, but trust me on this. Luci Ford’s fashion blog is hardly like the fashion blog that featured an image of your roommate wearing a purse to a Chuck D lecture.
Luci Ford’s fashion blogging features outfits that are largely based on showing off her big tits and hot body. But don’t take my word for it! I say we take a look at a BEST OF LUCI FORD’S INSTAGRAM so that demonstrate to you why you need to follow luci_ford on Instagram.
Often I find myself checking Instagram and as I’m sifting through the self-indulgence, I see a girl like Luci and I’m reminded why I have the damn app.
Thank you Luci Ford.
Follow her here: luci_ford on Instagram.