• Top 10 Hottest World Cup Wives and Girlfriends

    Try as I might, I just can’t get into the World Cup.

    Earlier this week, I thought that maybe the reason I can’t will myself to care about the World Cup was because the field is too big. After some serious soul-searching, it became clear why I have no interest in soccer: jealousy.

    If there’s one common thing that all professional soccer players have, it’s that they all play soccer it’s that they all seem like they could contend for the title of “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS.” Whether it’s flopping around on the pitch or getting paid exorbitant amounts of cash or just having a stupid hair cut, there’s always something despicable about professional soccer players.

    Yet, in spite of their inherent douchiness, professional soccer players all happen to be dating or married to some of the hottest women in the world.

    Remember that website It’s now defunct but it was a website that collected photos featuring hot chicks posing with some of the most offensively douchey men you’ve ever seen. Soccer is basically, but with more at stake.

    That said, I thought it would be a good idea to share with you a TOP 10 of THE HOTTEST WORLD CUP WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.

    So get ready to feel extremely jealous and start hating the World Cup!

    10. Melissa Satta

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    Now I’m sure a couple of soccer nerds are already trying to say that Melissa Satta’s soccer playin bo Kevin-Prince Boateng isn’t even in the World Cup, but that’s not the point of this Top 10. The point is…LOOK AT MELISSA SATTA’S CURVES! Isn’t it a shame they’re going to waste on a soccer player?

    9. Alena Seredova

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    It’s truly a shame that Alena Seredova is currently Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon, but at least she had the decency to pose for Playboy and Penthouse.

    8. Elisabeth Reyes

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    In 2006, Elisabeth Reyes won the Miss Madrid and Miss Spain beauty pageants. As a WAG, she’s dated Sergio Ramos and is currently banging Alexis Ruano. Damn shame.

    7. Abigail Clancy

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    Despite being a popular TV personality and lingerie model in her home country, Abigail Clancy wastes her talents on English forward Peter Crouch. WHY?

    6. Federica Nagri

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    Born in Rome, Federica Nagri is a model, actress and television personality. The 2007 Miss Cotonella and Miss Rome winner is, perhaps, best known in Italy for her role on the news-variety show Strip the News, a show that I hope is just her doing a striptease while reading the news. Since 2009, Nagri has been in a relationship with Italian striker Alessandro Matri. TERRIBLE.

    5. Federica Ridolfi

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    Though Federica Ridolfi is married to retired soccer player Giuliano Giannichedda, it still sucks knowing an Italian babe this hot is with a soccer player.

    4. Shakira

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    Yes it’s true. Shakira is taken by Gerard Piqué. Those hips do lie…(sorry). When is she going to come to her senses and start dating Rihanna like we’ve always wanted?

    3. Sarah Brander

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    Sigh…we’re never going to get to date German supermodels like Sarah Brandner as long as soccer players like Bastian Schweinsteiger, her boyfriend, are still around.

    2. Gabriella Lenzi

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    Neymar might as well be God in Brazil. But c’mon dude, do you really need to date Gabriella Lenzi on top of being a national hero? Let us non-douchebags have a chance.

    1. Irina Shayk

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    Cristiano Ronaldo looks like the Ken Doll counterpart to Russia’s real life Barbie. Why do you even bother with him Irina Shayk?

    Alright, this Top 10 list has sent me into a jealous rage. Gotta wrap this up before I resort to playing soccer to attract babes this hot.

    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 23449

  • Playboy Has March Madness


    Can I get in-between those babes instead of the $10,000?

    Have you filled out your March Madness bracket yet? No? GOOD!

    March Madness starts tomorrow and the only bracket you should care about is Playboy’s March Madness Bracket.

    What’s so special about Playboy’s March Madness bracket?

    Well, on the surface it may appear to be just like any old bracket that you would fill out on ESPN or Yahoo, but instead of pitting you against your stupid friends, you have to go head to head with some super hot Playmates.

    Oh. And they’re offering a grand prize of $10,000. If 10 G’s isn’t enough to entice you, you could also win a flatscreen TV, a DSLR camera, a Playstation 4, or an autographed Larry Bird jersey. Did I mention that it’s free? Now do you understand why you need to fill out Playboy’s March Madness Bracket?

    So what are you waiting for? Do I need to tell which teams to pick? Yeah right, like I’m going to tell you. I’m trying to win me a DSLR…or possibly an autographed Larry Bird jersey that I will sell to get money to buy multiple DSLRs.


    If you’re not a basketball fan and this post has got you feeling a little left out, then I’m sorry.

    To make it up to you, here now are Playboy models Elena Romanova, Brittany Madisen and Ali Rose looking sexy in Playboy jerseys, short-shorts, headbands, thigh-high socks, and sweatbands (but really they’re mostly nude). You don’t have to be a basketball fan to appreciate these babes.


    THOSE GIRLS ARE GIVING ME SOME KIND OF MARCH MADNESS…and not the basketball kind ;)

    March 19, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2335

  • Babes in Thigh High Socks

    Hot girl in thigh high socks

    Thigh High Socks

    You all know that the only thing I like better than a naked woman is a woman wearing a crop-top.

    What’s the reason for my obsession with crop tops? Underboob is a big reason.

    Sadly, now that we’re almost through September, all the crop-tops have been packed away until next summer. But it’s not all bad. This Fall I’ve been noticing hot babes returning to their thigh high socks, an everyday article of clothing that’s almost as sexy as the crop-top.

    You may not think thigh high socks are sexy because they cover up 70 to 90 percent of the leg. Covering up isn’t sexy, right? Wrong!

    Covering up can be sexy, especially when it’s a hot babe covering up her legs in thigh high socks.

    I know I sound crazy but maybe the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks will change your mind!

    Here now are the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks:  Continue Reading

    September 23, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 8629

  • Porn’s Next Top Model – Holly Randall Archives

    Before Holly Randall was the world’s best erotic photographer, she wrote a column for Because Holly Randall isn’t just a beautiful woman and talented photographer, she’s also a great writer!

    Holly’s been kind enough to dig up some of her old pieces and let us re-share them with the internet.

    In this latest piece from the Holly Randall archives, “Porn’s Next Top Model”, talks about the difficulties of casting new porn models. 

    It’s important to note that Holly no longer works for her mother Suze Randall. Holly has her own website, which you should check out as soon as possible:

    I can only imagine how nerve wracking it must be — testing for us as a potential model for adult scenes. Hopefuls park in an alley in front of a fairly indistinct red brick building, with the only sign that it’s a studio is exactly that — a sign that reads: “Parking for Randall. All others will be towed at owner’s expense.” All the other buildings in the alley are body shops and storage buildings — and then, plopped right in the middle, is the place where “the magic happens.”

    As much as I try not to make the experience like a cattle call, often I’m so busy shuffling parked cars, Xeroxing models’ IDs and trying to calm my mother down that I don’t have time to be personable and work on making the model feel comfortable.

    In fact, I can recall one incident where I truly did feel like I was directing a factory line of models — an agent brought in 10 girls at once on an extremely busy day. Suze was already shooting on set, so I had to herd the girls in, one by one, to the makeup room and stuff them in the corner. Most of the girls — in fact, nine of them — weren’t even remotely close to what we were looking for, so I simply shot two Polaroid pictures of each out of politeness. I can’t imagine how much film I’ve wasted because I couldn’t bring myself to tell the girls they didn’t have a chance in hell of getting booked by us.  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 1831

  • World’s Highest Paid Models

    Candice Swanepoel sexy

    Candice Swanepoel

    Forbes just released its list of the Top 10 Highest Paid Models in the World.

    The magazine determines the model’s wealth by drawing from, “editorial shoots, independent licensing ventures, spokesperson gigs and contracts from beauty and fashion companies from June 2012 to June 2013.”

    Sadly, the combined earnings of the Top 10 Highest Paid Models in the World has dropped this year from $92.5 million to a mere $82.8 million.

    If knowing that our supermodels are making less money doesn’t get you worried about the economy, then…

    One thing’s for sure, even though these Top 10 Highest Paid Models don’t make as much as money as they used to, they are as sexy as ever!

    So let’s see which models are the Top 10 Highest Paid Models in the World!  Continue Reading

    August 27, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2517

  • Victoria’s Secret Swim 2013 Sneak Peek

    15 seconds of the best softcore porn you’ll see all weekend featuring mega-babes Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss.

    Victoria’s Secret never ceases to amaze.

    January 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 618