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  • Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn

    If there’s one thing that most pornstars have in common it’s that they all get naked in front of a camera it’s that they’ve all made a terrible mistake at a tattoo parlor at some point in their lives.

    I don’t know why, but sometimes I’ll see a pornstar and think, “Oh wow, she’s sexy.” But then all of a sudden, she flips over and there’s this stretched out unicorn on her butt cheek. And then I think to myself, “Oh no, that’s too bad.” Flaccidity of the penis ensues.

    Initially, I was going to rant and rave about all the tattoos in porn that I find to be a complete turn-off…but what’s the point? Surely the pornstars that have the worst tattoos in porn realize they made a mistake. They don’t need me talking shit about their tattoos. So instead, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn.

    Are you ready find see the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn?

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    August 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 33216

  • Pornstars Read Porn Site Searches Live

    Hey guys, remember when PORNMD launched their LIVE SEARCH STREAM? That infinite scroll of searches typed into PORNMD that reveals that everyone in the world is a very strange and sexually perverted weirdo? Well, that’s a little harsh. At least we’re all perverts and it’s not just a handful of people.

    It’s actually some of the wildest pairings of words ever. In fact, some of them are so outrageous and funny…I wonder whether or not it’s real? I mean, wouldn’t you be suspicious or unwilling to use a site that publishes your porn searches into a massive scrolling piece of text for the entire internet to laugh at? I would be. So to be perfectly honest with you, I don’t think the porn searches we see in PornMD’s live search stream is real. It’s probably just a script that pairs words from a giant database for the purposes of publicity and entertainment.

    So yeah, it’s probably fake but it’s still fun.

    Speaking of fun!

    PORNHUB TV thought it would be fun to get a few of the biggest names in the adult industry (like Madison Ivy, Nicole Aniston, Dillion Harper, Kieran Lee, Monique Alexander and a bunch of other people you may never heard of). See what potential fake porn searches make your favorite pornstars and members of the adult industry laugh!

    Hilarious!

    Too bad I’m convinced it’s as fake as Madison Ivy’s boobs (ie EXTREMELY FAKE).

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    June 13, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 15435

  • Hot Pornstar Vampires: Hot Chicks, Big Fangs

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    Hot Chicks, Big Fangs

    Just because you’re too old to Trick-or-Treat doesn’t mean you don’t deserve a treat this Halloween.

    And boy do I ever have a treat for you. Would you like to see Romi Rain, Bonnie Rotten, Destiny Dixon, Monique Alexander, and Nikki Benz dressed up as sexy vampires?

    Of course you do. I bet you’d want to see all those babes even if they weren’t dressed up as sexy vampires. But it’s Halloween so we should celebrate by looking at some festive porn!

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    October 31, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3450

  • 2 contests porn-fans need to enter

    CONTEST 2 contests porn fans need to enter

    ALL I DO IS WIN!

    If there’s one thing that we absolutely love, it’s winning. Well, actually if there’s one thing we absolutely love, it’s sex but winning is a very close second. We love winning so much that we want you to win something.

    There are two contests going on right now (that we have no affiliation with, we just love winning so much we had to tell you about it), which you need to enter ASAP.

    The first contest is being held by the Puba Network, which runs tons of your favorite porn stars exclusive sites like Asa Akira, Avy Scott, Capri Cavanni, Kristina Rose, Lily Carter, Natasha Nice, Samantha Saint and Sophie Dee plus a bunch of other sites. Their offering a chance for one lucky fan to spend a day on set with their AVN Award nominated director Ivan.

    The prize package includes :

    January 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 309

  • Behind the Scenes of Brazzers’ Twin Peaks Inspired Thriller

    Brazzers is about to release a thriller series inspired by Twin Peaks titled One Night in the Valley. If you’ve ever seen the show, you’d know that it makes perfect sense to inspire a porno because every woman in the fictional town of Twin Peaks is the most desirable woman of all time (minus Nadine, Catherine, and the Log Lady).

    Though judging from the trailer, there doesn’t seem to be too many references to the show (notably a score like Angelo Badalamenti’s is missing). Kagney Linn Karter is discovered just like Laura Palmer in the pilot but the distinct atmosphere the show had doesn’t seem to have been recreated.

    But hey, watch the trailer and make up your own damn mind:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2fZECNmBI&feature=plcp

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    August 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 578