We’ve always wanted to see Victoria’s Secret Angel and Namibian supermodel Behati Prinsloo in some kind of sex scene and on September 29th, a Behati Prinsloo sex scene was unleashed upon the internet. Sadly, Behati Prinsloo’s nubile, nude body comes accompanied by a Maroon 5 song because her new sex scene is just a small portion of Adam Levine’s latest vanity music video project, “Animals”. Continue Reading
Jennifer Lopez has teamed up with Iggy Azalea and Hype Williams (whom you all know as the director of Belly starring DMX and Nas) for what might be the sexiest music video of 2014, BOOTY.
What makes Jennifer Lopez’s BOOTY featuring Iggy Azalea the year’s sexiest music video? Continue Reading
Two months ago, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers reported that rapper Coolio was going to be mounting a comeback with a new song all about Pornhub and music video filled with pornstars.
I know when I read Gil’s post about it, my reaction was, “Really?”
To which Gil assured me that it was real.
And of course I responded with, “No, really. Don’t jerk me around here fella. Coolio is going to make a comeback with a song about Pornhub and a music video filled with pornstars?”
I guess my main problem with Coolio collaborating with Pornhub is that fact that people (who happened to be named Gil Powers) are calling it a comeback. A comeback, to me, implies a return to form in artistic circles. A Coolio comeback would mean that he had written and recorded a track on par with the Keena & Kel theme song.
But this is not the case.
Instead, Coolio’s collaboration with Pornhub is just sad. I’m sure that Coolio’s royalty checks for “Gangsters Paradise” have been steadily dwindling in size since 1995. And so when a few Pornhub employees saw Coolio standing on the street corner with a piece of cardboard that read, “WILL RAP FOR FOOD“, they couldn’t resist throwing some money at him in exchange for a song that’s nothing more than shameless promotion.
That said, I can’t see how Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” benefits anyone. Coolio mumbles his way through his verses, with MindGeek properties being the only words properly articulate (meaning that there was a clause in his contract that these were the only lyrics he had to enunciate), thus confirming that Coolio is as washed up as everyone thought he was.
Meanwhile, I don’t see how Pornhub benefits from the song because it is terrible. “Take It To The Hub” might be Pornhub jumping the shark (which of course is an expression to describe that moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity). If I were I diehard Pornhub user and I saw this video, I would say to myself, “If this is what they’re doing now, I need to find a new free porn site to fap to.” It’s that embarrassing.
Despite the song being one of the worst songs I’ve heard all year, I will say that the video is able to redeem itself with shots of Phoenix Marie, Skin Diamond, Alexa Aimes and other hot pornstars shaking their big wet titties and asses.
But that’s just how I feel. Watch the video for Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” courtesy of Vice below:
Wasn’t that just the worst?
Well, it wasn’t all bad. Got to see Phoenix Marie’s ass in action. Too bad it was accompanied by that terrible, terrible song.
Let’s all cleanse our palettes of this awful music with the hottest GIFs of Phoenix Marie’s ass found on Sex.com.
Nicki Minaj and her huge ass dumped the new music video for “Anaconda” quietly onto the internet last night. If you haven’t heard the song yet, it’s basically Nicki Minaj begging for an anaconda-sized cock while also reminding everyone that she has one of the biggest, most fabulous asses in the world today.
So how does the video stack up?
- At times, it reminds me of a Worldstar Hip Hop babe video.
- Tribe of hot jungle babes twerking in the jungle.
- Light lesbian grinding.
- Nicki Minaj doing aerobics = lots of gratuitous ass shots.
- Nicki Minaj wearing only an apron and fishnet stockings while she eats whipped cream off her cleavage.
- Nicki Minaj deepthroats a banana and then slices it in half. Friendly reminder that she’s the baddest bitch around.
- Drake gets a lapdance from Nicki. When it’s over, it looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass made Drizzy jizz in his pants.
- No Kelly Divine. Can you imagine how much better this video would be if Nick Minaj’s ass went head-to-head against Kelly Divine’s ass?
- The video is only like 90% ass. Why stop at 90%? Why not make it 100% ass?
- The song is catchy as hell and will inevitably be stuck in your head all day.
Watch Nicki Minaj’s music video for Anaconda below:
And now time for some sexy Nicki Minaj GIFs!
And it’s not even a new song by Farrah Abraham.
Kylie Minogue has just released her 12th studio album Kiss Me Once. Why should that be of any interest to you? Because her new single “Sexercize” has a music video that’s super hot.
Maybe it’s just me, but I had totally written off Kylie Minogue. But this new music video has made me realize that Kylie’s still got it. Continue Reading
When you become a pornstar, you can’t expect that having sex on camera will launch you into your dream career. Believe it or not, but some people actually discriminate against active and former pornstars. Just look at the Belle Knox “controversy”.
When I interviewed Jessie Andrews, she had just started shooting only lesbian sex scenes because it gave her more time to focus on her music. Well, it looks like that was smart idea because Jessie Andrews’s music career is taking off and she doesn’t need to shoot porn at all any more.
Her new track “You Won’t Forget Tonight”, made in collaboration with producers Comets We Fall and Neil Ormandy, was released last week and it’s pretty cool, I guess. Truthfully, the only song I’ve ever liked is “Groove Is In The Heart” by Deee-Lite, but Jessie’s new song is good too.
So if the song is not “Groove Is In The Heart“-good, then why am I talking about it?
Well “You Won’t Forget Tonight” has a music video that features lots of slow, sensual shots of Jessie Andrews tastefully nude and she also gets involved in some simulated sex that’s almost as erotic as Bonnie Rotten simulating sex. Continue Reading
Yesterday when I heard that Iggy Azalea had a new music video out, I thought to myself, “Damn! It’s been a minute since I seen that girl’s ass, which is a real shame because Iggy’s ass is spectacular.”
Then I watched the music video for “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea and I was very disappointed because Iggy Azalea’s ass is hardly in the video! Normally music videos directed by Director X are decent, but eschewing gratuitous shots of Iggy Azalea’s ass is just plain wrong.
The most ass we get is in this gif of Iggy Azalea rocking her hips: Continue Reading
I don’t get down with strip clubs. Don’t get me wrong, I love all types of nude women especially strippers. I just don’t ever want to pay $9.50 for a beer, even if it’s served to me by topless woman in a room full of topless women.
Expensive drinks aside, the main thing I can’t stand about strip clubs is the music. Not even topless women can make me want to sit in a club with blaring EDM.
That’s why I absoultely love Timber Timbre‘s video for “Hot Dreams”. Not only does it feature one of the best looking stripteases I’ve ever seen, it’s nice to finally see a striptease accompanied by a slow, sensual song that features a saxophone solo.
Let’s watch the video!
And of course, the video for “Can’t Remember To Forget You” delivers on the ass but these girls decided to include some sensual lesbian moments as well.
So yeah, the video features a lot of quality ass and some sexy moments between Shakira and Rihanna, but the song is just terrible.
If I were you, I would just look at those Shakira and Rihanna GIFs over and over again, but here’s the video for anyone that’s interested.