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  • Christy Mack to Lend Vocals in New EDM Track

    Christy Mack has been going through quite the rough patch lately, so it was really nice to hear of some positive news for her. Six days ago, it was announced that she’s going to be collaborating with EDM artist Kryder on new track. Not only is she going to be lending her vocals but it’s also rumoured that she’s going to be touring with him as well. The original release date for the track was set for November, but is going to be pushed to be pushed to 2015, in order to coincide with Mack’s recovery.

    Actresses moving on to music careers is almost too common in Hollywood, but I’ve never heard of it happening with an adult film star. That is unless you count a couple of Pornstars, like Jessie Andrews, Sasha Grey and Brittany Andrews who do some DJing too.

    I guess Christy Mack’s going to be the first in her field in this case. I don’t know about you guys, but I didn’t know she could sing but she definitely has a pleasant speaking (and moaning) voice.

    So whether it turns out she has a great talent under wraps there, or like many Hollywood starlets she’s going to need lots of auto tune, I’m looking forward to hearing the track. I’m not a big EDM fan myself, but I’ll definitely be looking into it simply for Christy Mack. Hey, it looks like their marketing tactic worked on me and probably lots of other Christy Mack connoisseurs. Smart move, Kryder, smart move. As for the track, we’ll keep you updated.

    October 27, 2014 • Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 3773

  • Coolio’s New Song About Pornhub Is Just Sad

    Two months ago, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers reported that rapper Coolio was going to be mounting a comeback with a new song all about Pornhub and music video filled with pornstars.

    I know when I read Gil’s post about it, my reaction was, “Really?”

    To which Gil assured me that it was real.

    And of course I responded with, “No, really. Don’t jerk me around here fella. Coolio is going to make a comeback with a song about Pornhub and a music video filled with pornstars?”

    I guess my main problem with Coolio collaborating with Pornhub is that fact that people (who happened to be named Gil Powers) are calling it a comeback. A comeback, to me, implies a return to form in artistic circles. A Coolio comeback would mean that he had written and recorded a track on par with the Keena & Kel theme song.

    But this is not the case.

    Instead, Coolio’s collaboration with Pornhub is just sad. I’m sure that Coolio’s royalty checks for “Gangsters Paradise” have been steadily dwindling in size since 1995. And so when a few Pornhub employees saw Coolio standing on the street corner with a piece of cardboard that read, “WILL RAP FOR FOOD“, they couldn’t resist throwing some money at him in exchange for a song that’s nothing more than shameless promotion.

    That said, I can’t see how Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” benefits anyone. Coolio mumbles his way through his verses, with MindGeek properties being the only words properly articulate (meaning that there was a clause in his contract that these were the only lyrics he had to enunciate), thus confirming that Coolio is as washed up as everyone thought he was.

    Meanwhile, I don’t see how Pornhub benefits from the song because it is terrible. “Take It To The Hub” might be Pornhub jumping the shark (which of course is an expression to describe that moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity). If I were I diehard Pornhub user and I saw this video, I would say to myself, “If this is what they’re doing now, I need to find a new free porn site to fap to.” It’s that embarrassing.

    Despite the song being one of the worst songs I’ve heard all year, I will say that the video is able to redeem itself with shots of Phoenix Marie, Skin Diamond, Alexa Aimes and other hot pornstars shaking their big wet titties and asses.

    But that’s just how I feel. Watch the video for Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” courtesy of Vice below:

    Oh man…

    Wasn’t that just the worst?

    Well, it wasn’t all bad. Got to see Phoenix Marie’s ass in action. Too bad it was accompanied by that terrible, terrible song.

    Let’s all cleanse our palettes of this awful music with the hottest GIFs of Phoenix Marie’s ass found on Sex.com.

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    Ah that’s better.

    ReminderL Every time you hear a shitty rap song that puts you in a really shitty mood, looking at Phoenix Marie’s ass will always make you feel better.

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    September 8, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5727

  • Beyoncé May Soon be Single. Tough Luck, Jay-Z.

    So yesterday Beyoncé surprised the world by yet again randomly dropping new music without warning anybody. Well, kind of. I guess you can consider a new remix of her popular song “Flawless”  “new music” when there’s a whole new verse and it now features Nicki Minaj. While Nicki’s part is great, the new added verse by Beyoncé is what makes the song very curious, if you ask me.

    The verse goes: “We escalatin’, up in this bitch like elevators/Of course sometimes shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator” and makes reference to the time that one time some lucky security guard caught elevator footage of Beyonce’s sister Solange ready to fight Jay-Z but Beyonce doesn’t really tell you much about it in the song. Regardless, it’s not looking good for Mrs. And Mr Beyonce. (Whoops, did I say that? I meant Carter.)

    The song is definitely doing nothing to stump rumours that her and Jay-Z are going their separate ways. That coupled with the recent account that they’ve been staying in different hotel rooms and the fact that Beyonce changed the lyrics in yet another one of her songs (about cheating) from “Been ridin’ with you for six years,” to: “Been ridin’ with you for the past 12 years.” and adding “She ain’t even half of me. That b*tch will never be me.” completely fuel the rumours that they’re about to split.

    So are rumours that Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with Rachel Roy and Rihanna true? I don’t know anything about Rachel Roy but Rihanna is majorly hot and talented too and has her own thing going for her:

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    Chico Dusty has already voiced his opinion on the subject. Which I disagree with but that’s fair, Chico, That’s fair. In my opinion, I don’t care if you’re Jay-Z, Beyonce is the full package. She’s both talented and sexy. I mean WOULD YOU CHEAT ON BEYONCE?! Look at her!

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    August 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 14834

  • Lana Del Rey has Slept With lots of Men in the Music Industry, But You Still Have a Chance

    On June 13th, Lana Del Rey dropped her new album Ultraviolence and while I had only briefly glanced at the track list, I was automatically intrigued by the title of one of her songs “Fucked my way to the top”.

    Lana has never been shy about talking about her sexploits, so I wasn’t even surprised when it took me one short google click with that song title to find an interview where she admits that she’s slept with a lot of guys in the music business, but surprisingly, she states that didn’t help her career at all.

    She says about the song: “It’s commentary, like, ‘I know what you think of me,’ and I’m alluding to that… You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying.” It’s a very Lana Del Rey thing to say, honestly. Especially since her last album had heavy themes of “I’m attracted to people who buy me things” and she seems to call her lovers “daddy”. But hey, I’m definitely not saying that’s a bad thing. Everybody likes pretty things. Hell, I would buy her pretty things. Have you seen her? She doesn’t even have to sleep with me… she could probably just sing to me and I’d get off. (Okay so I have a crush.)

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    To be honest, I’m surprised Lana hasn’t posed a la Miley Cyrus yet and the only nudes we’ve gotten are the ones I’ve embedded into this post, considering she’s very open with sexuality and the likes.

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    In case you were wondering, Lana Del Rey doesn’t exclusively sleep with people who work in the music industry, apparently she says she’s just looking for “a hands-on love,” and expanded: “How can I say this without getting into too much trouble? I like a tangible, passionate love. For me, if it isn’t physical, I’m not interested.”

    So I guess we still have a chance.

     

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6077

  • Vengaboys Score With Boob-Centric World Cup Anthem

    In just over two weeks, the FIFA World Cup will begin in Brazil. Or at least, we hope it will. Who knows what could possibly happen this year with all the protests that have been in happening. In a country that’s devoted to soccer no less. Oh well, hopefully they figure it out. Can you tell I haven’t been following this at all? I mean honestly, who cares about a soccer tournament? Only most of the Earth, but not me!

    As customary with all World Cups, this year’s World Cup has an official anthem that’s just terrible. What were they thinking? Pitbull? The guy who held a “tell me where I should play a show” online only to have it hacked and sending him to nowheresville Alaska? C’mon. Dude’s a joke.

    Anyways, you should watch the video for the official World Cup anthem “We Are One (Ole Ola)”, because Jennifer Lopez looks sexy in it, but it’s important to the rest of the post:

    ISN’T THAT JUST THE WORST SONG YOU EVER HEARD?

    Well, no matter how you feel about this World Cup anthem, the Vengaboys have just released another World Cup anthem that’s infinitely better (the music video is at least). You may remember the Vengaboys from the late 90’s, when they told the world just how much they like to party, their plans to go to Ibiza and all the boom boom booming going on in their room.

    If that garble mush doesn’t jog your memory for Vengaboys songs, then you have no business being on this blog.

    Anyways, rather than release a music video that’s centred around global unity, Brazilian patriotism and boring-ass soccer highlights, the Vengaboys decided to give the world what they really want from a World Cup anthem: boobs. Lots and lots of boobs.

    So please, enjoy the Vengaboys’s desperate attempt to return to relevancy as they get us to care about the World Cup with slow motion boobs bouncing and a whole lot of nipple tassles.

    Vengaboys – 2 Brazil! from Vengaboys on Vimeo.

    May 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 10674

  • There’s a NEW Worst Porn Star Music Project – Melanie Muller

    And it’s not even a new song by Farrah Abraham.

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    April 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 11436

  • Sexercize with Kylie Minogue

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    Hot new track, Kylie Minogue.

    Kylie Minogue has just released her 12th studio album Kiss Me Once. Why should that be of any interest to you? Because her new single “Sexercize” has a music video that’s super hot.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I had totally written off Kylie Minogue. But this new music video has made me realize that Kylie’s still got it.  Continue Reading

    March 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1590

  • Top 10 Songs By Pornstars

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    Farrah Abraham performs her debut single “Blowin”

    On Monday, Farrah Abraham proved to the world that she wasn’t just a terrible porn star, she’s also a terrible singer. Farrah Abraham’s new single “Blowin” is simply one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. Then again, I wasn’t drunk or high on ecstasy when I first heard it so I’m not the song’s target demographic because the only way you could possibly enjoy this song is either being very drunk or high on ecstasy.

    So yeah, Farrah Abraham’s debut single is terrible. But at least she’s not alone! Lots of former pornstars have tried to break into the music industry after doing porn because…I guess they felt that the adult industry wasn’t as exploitive as they hoped so they decided to try music instead?

    Anyways, Farrah Abraham’s terrible song has inspired me to take a trip down memory lane and listen to the Top 10 Songs by Pornstars (from worst to best)Continue Reading

    March 19, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 3590

  • Farrah Abraham Blows It With Debut Single

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    Farrah Abraham, blowing it as usual.

    If there’s one thing I know about Farrah Abraham, it’s that she refuses to accept the fact that she has no talent and will never be famous for anything other than a teen pregnancy and pretending the porn she starred in was a real sex tape.

    I also know that she’s totally insane. So two things I know about Farrah Abraham.

    After the underwhelming release of her second “sex tape”, Farrah Abraham has given up trying to become a celebrity by doing porn and reality TV and is now trying to make it in the music industry.

    Yes. Farrah Abraham is a singer now. Her debut single is called “Blowin”, which is a poor title choice for anyone that wants to disassociate themselves from a brief stint in porn because all it makes me think of is that one time when she was blowin James Deen.  Continue Reading

    March 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3710

  • Jessie Andrews Sensual and Nude in New Music Video

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    When you become a pornstar, you can’t expect that having sex on camera will launch you into your dream career. Believe it or not, but some people actually discriminate against active and former pornstars. Just look at the Belle Knox “controversy”.

    With that said, some girls are able to use porn as a stepping stone to greater things. Sasha Grey arguably did it the best, but Jessie Andrews is quickly catching up.

    When I interviewed Jessie Andrews, she had just started shooting only lesbian sex scenes because it gave her more time to focus on her music. Well, it looks like that was smart idea because Jessie Andrews’s music career is taking off and she doesn’t need to shoot porn at all any more.

    Her new track “You Won’t Forget Tonight”, made in collaboration with producers Comets We Fall and Neil Ormandy, was released last week and it’s pretty cool, I guess. Truthfully, the only song I’ve ever liked is “Groove Is In The Heart” by Deee-Lite, but Jessie’s new song is good too.

    So if the song is not “Groove Is In The Heart“-good, then why am I talking about it?

    Well “You Won’t Forget Tonight” has a music video that features lots of slow, sensual shots of Jessie Andrews tastefully nude and she also gets involved in some simulated sex that’s almost as erotic as Bonnie Rotten simulating sexContinue Reading

    March 14, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2599