Over the years, the Sex.com Blog staff have professed our love for 1000’s of different sexy babes, but none of our desires burn stronger than our love for Rihanna.
Ever since Rihanna came out with “Pon de Replay” in 2005, we’ve fantasized about the Barbadian beauty straddling our laps with those long, sexy legs and grinding her perfect body all over us. This fantasy has only escalated in recent years when she became more of an exhibitionist on social media and becoming a bonafide sex symbol.
I was under the impression that writing creepy blog posts about how much we lust after Rihanna would eventually translate into Rihanna reaching out to us with an invite to an awesome celebrity sex party where me and the rest of the Sex.com gang would get to bang Rihanna and all her famous friends.
Unfortunately, she has yet to extend an offer.
Instead of inviting her biggest fans (the Sex.com Blog staff) to an awesome celebrity sex party, Rihanna’s been inviting nerdy fans on stage to receive lap dances in front of thousands of fans. WHY NOT US, RIHANNA?
Though we’re insanely jealous of the nerd that Rihanna grinded on, we’re at least pleased that she is giving lap dances to fans.
Watch Rihanna give a lap dance to a nerd below:
Doesn’t the way her hips whip back and forth just make your otherwise impotent dick spring to life? And the way Rihanna takes his glasses off and slides it on herself just the best thing you’ve ever seen?
Meanwhile, the nerd receiving a lap dance from the hottest woman on Earth just goes hover hands on Rihanna and flashes devil horns to the crowd? When Rihanna straddles you, which will probably never happen to you again ever, you need to make the most of that opportunity and cop a feel of that perfect ass. Sure, you’d probably get beaten within an inch of your life by Rihanna’s security, but if you were that close to God, wouldn’t you reach out and touch her? I would. I would in a fucking heart beat.
Because let’s not forget that Rihanna once sang…
Come here Rude boy, boy can you get it up? Come her Rude boy, boy is you big enough? Take it. Take it. Baby, baby. Take it, take it. Love me. Love.
Surely the lyrics to “Rude Boy” are instructions directly from Rihanna that if you are ever lucky enough to be selected to receive a lap dance from her in front of thousands of fans, it’s your duty to show her that you’re big enough and that you will take it, take it, love her, love her. (“Take it” is of course coping a feel of that ass.)
I guess there’s only one thing for us to do…
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