New Year’s Eve

  • Top 10 Things You Need On New Year’s Eve


    2014! Let’s do this!

    Are you guys ready to party?

    I am.

    But before you start partying, you need to review this Top 10. This Top 10 is the Top 10 Things You Need On New Year’s Eve. If you’re without any of them, please cancel your New Year’s Eve because it’s going to be totally dehype. Or you can go acquire them before everything closes and party time begins.  Continue Reading

    December 31, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1710

  • The Women You’ll Meet On New Year’s Eve (and How To Have Sex with Them)


    Happy New Year!

    I think I’ve finally figured out why people love New Year’s Eve so much.

    You see, most people don’t get black-out drunk and have sex every day like me. They have to wait until New Year’s Eve to let go of all their inhibitions to finally make mistakes and do irreparable harm to their bodies.

    There are two attitudes to take going in to a New Year’s Eve. You’re either pleased with the past year and looking forward to more success or you totally blew it and you’re depressed. Either way, you get a group of happy drunk or sad drunk people in a room together, somebody’s going to get laid.

    So without any more preamble, I’d like to tell you men all about the women you’ll meet on New Year’s Eve and how you can have sex with them. Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1413

  • Anderson Cooper denies Kathy Griffin’s BJs

    The Happy Couple

    If you don’t think New Year’s Eve isn’t one of the most magical eves of the year, then you have obviously never seen the Gary Marshall holiday classic New Year’s Eve. From what I remember, it’s about how different celebrities are able to find the magic in New Year’s Eve and fall in love with each other.

    And was there ever some celebrity magic this New Year’s Eve in Times Square. You had the ubiquitous and charming Anderson Cooper hosting the festivities live with Kathy “whatever” Griffin as they had done in previous years. But Kathy, drunk on New Year’s Eve magic and possibly alcohol,
    decided to spice-up the live broadcast by trying to simulate oral sex (AKA blowjob) on Anderson Cooper.

    Normally, there would be nothing wrong with that. Just two friends having a good time, pretending to pleasure each other orally. But unfortunately, they were on live TV with literally hundreds of people watching.

    Let’s check out Kathy’s fake-BJ highlight-reel:

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    January 2, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 389

  • Spend New Year’s with Sunny Leone

    Sunny Leone

    New Year’s Eve doesn’t have a whole lot to offer other than an excuse to get embarrassingly drunk.

    But other than that, what’s a good way to ring in the new year?

    Sure, you could attend a few parties but they’re rarely as much as fun as they are built up to be. You can also order a bunch of food and eat as much as possible before you have to feel guilty about eating.

    What we recommend you do for New Year’s Eve is spend it with the biggest crossover porn star in years. Get on a plane to New Delhi and go see Bollywood/porn star Sunny Leone.

    She’s performing her first live dance at Studio 169 in New Delhi (India for those of you who aren’t so good at Geography).

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    December 28, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1968