• With Tori Black on Their Side, The Seahawks Are Destined To Win The Super Bowl

    After making a dramatic comeback in the NFC Championship game, the Seahawks are back in the Super Bowl this Sunday.

    When asked about the heroic comeback, Seahawks QB Russell Wilson told MMQB’s Peter Wilson, “That’s God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special. I’ve been through a lot in life, and had some ups and downs. It’s what’s led me to this day.”

    It could be God’s plan to have the Seahawks win the Super Bowl. It could be Russell Wilson’s God given talent. It could be Pete Carroll coaching the shit out of that team.

    But last year, we made the bold prediction that the Seahawks were going to win the Super Bowl because they had uber pornstar Tori Black behind them. And since Tori Black is still a proud member of the 12th Man, we’re willing to go out on a limp and say…  Continue Reading

    January 29, 2015 • Funny, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 6501

  • Adrian Peterson’s Charity Once Paid For His Orgy

    A new profile by the Minneapolis Star-Tribune on Minnesota Viking’s star running back Adrian Peterson links the indefinitely suspended superstar back to a scandal regarding his charity, the All Day Foundation.

    According to the Star-Tribune, NFL star Adrian Peterson, who is currently battling allegations of child abuse, used a credit card connected to his charitable foundation for a wild night of sexual debauchery, that included his younger brother and four women at an Eden Prairie, Minnesota hotel in 2011.  Continue Reading

    October 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6120

  • Beware of Craigslist Ads Offering Seahawks Tickets For Sex

    Seattle police are warning Seahawks fans to be wary of Seahawks tickets being offered on Craiglist in exchange for sex.

    Seattle’s KING 5 found more than a dozen people (i.e.: men) advertising Seahawks tickets in exchange for sex or a date. KING 5 also said, “Some of the ads were vulgar and detailed the sexual acts the individuals were hoping to engage in.”

    HAHAHA! Don’t sound so shocked KING 5. If these men are willing to trade Seahawks tickets for sex over Craigslist, obviously they have no problem with being vulgar. In fact, I would say that trading Seahawks tickets for sex over Craigslist lacks sophistication and good taste, which is the very definition of vulgar. As for detailing the sex acts, that’s just good business practise. Your customer deserves to know in advance whether or not they’re going to be choked during sex or experimenting with strange new sex positions.

    One of the men advertising Seahawks tickets in a exchange for sex apparently didn’t even have Seahawks tickets! He wanted to find a date before he bought the tickets.

    “People do what they are going to do,” said Jordan Stobbe, who said she would go on a date in exchange for a ticket but not agree to sex. “There are a lot of weird things on Craigslist and no one gets busted for it.”

    “I wouldn’t want anyone I know responding to it, but you know, different strokes for different people,” said Brendan Hart.

    Seattle police said that some of the posts are tiptoeing into illegal territory as its possible solicitation. Officers admit that the perpetrators are unlikely to be prosecuted because proving the exchange was anything more than two consenting adults coming together to do what God intended us to do could be difficult.

    They have advised people to avoid the posts entirely or at the very least proceed with caution. Yeah. No shit. When you read the Craigslist post LET ME FUCK YOU AND I’LL GIVE YOU SEAHAWKS TICKETS, you probably should proceed with caution.

    Now, I don’t really care about football because it’s not basketball. But if you were to ever trade sex for football tickets, the Seattle Seahawks are the way to go. Not just because they’re the defending Superbowl Champions, but because they once professed their love for Tori Black’s ass. And it was their love for Tori Black’s ass that eventually led them to a championship.

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    [h/t: KING 5]

    September 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 7974

  • Top 10 Sexy Football Fans For Super Bowl Sunday


    Ready for some football?

    To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t fuck with football. For a sport that’s based on concussing as many people as possible, it’s surprisingly boring.

    Yet every Sunday, I find myself sitting in front of some team playing another team. Why do I endure hours of boring, boring football? Because a lot of hot babes like football.

    So if you’re like me, you don’t care about the Super Bowl, you don’t care about the commercial, and you’re just in it to scope some hot babes, then this Top 10 is for you.

    Enjoy the Sexy Football Babes Top 10!  Continue Reading

    February 1, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 3877

  • Tori Black & The Seattle Seahawks Are Going To Win The SuperBowl

    Tori Black, the secret to the Seahawks's success

    Tori Black, the secret to the Seahawks’s success

    I know we’re still 11 days away from Super Bowl XLVIII (aka Super Bowl 48) but I’m ready to make my prediction…


    Those poor Broncos don’t stand a chance on February 2nd. And it’s not just because the Seahawks’s defense is impenetrable…

    It’s because the Seahawks have Tori Black on their side!   Continue Reading

    January 22, 2014 • BABES • Views: 5483

  • Gisele Bundchen’s New Lingerie Line


    Gisele Bundchen

    While Tom Brady was busy sulking over losing to the Miami Dolphins yesterday, his super hot wife Gisele Bundchen came out with her own line of lingerie called Gisele Intimates.

    Gisele Intimates is an off-shoot of Brazilian Intimates (because Gisele is from Brazil, ya dingus) and the best part about it is that Gisele is modelling all the lingerie herself (or at least most of it).

    Check out Gisele in this hot promo video for Gisele Intimates:

    If that Samba music and Gisele’s nearly naked body has got you wanting more Gisele Bundchen lingerie porn, well you’re in luck because we got pictures too!

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    December 16, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 1419

  • Seattle Seahawks Love Tori Black’s Ass


    Tori Black’s ass now belongs to the Seattle Seahawks

    Everybody be loving the Seattle Seahawks. Now that they’re sitting at the top of the NFC with an OK record of 8-1, celebrity Seahawks fans are coming out of the woodwork to show their support while their team is hot.

    Even adult stars have come out to show their love for the Seattle Seahawks. The best part about this is that the Seattle Seahawks are also showing their love for pornstars.  Continue Reading

    November 6, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 4032

  • Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013

    sexy cheerleaders

    Football is a fine sport but everyone wins when we ogle the cheerleaders

    Tonight the 2013 NFL season kicks off with the Ravens vs the Broncos.

    If there’s anything we like more than sexy women, it’s sports. That’s why we have such a soft spot for cheerleaders. Cheerleaders combine our love of sports and sexy women to provide us with the best Sunday afternoons, Monday nights, and Thursday nights of our lives for 13 weeks of the year.

    To get you excited for the upcoming NFL season (not like you need to be more excited), we’re going to show you the Top 10 Sexiest NFL Cheerleaders of 2013Continue Reading

    September 5, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2645

  • Gronk goes to Hollywood



    Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

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    February 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1093

  • Rob Gronkowski gets porn offer from

    The happy couple

    The happy couple

    As you may have heard, Bibi Jones has come back to the adult entertainment business.

    We were excited (so excited we made her a Top 10 that you should look at). And her return couldn’t have come at a better time: NFL Off-Season.

    There’s nothing worse than no football. Perhaps blue-balls. Although, sports fans will argue that the NFL Off-Season is a form of blue-balls.

    Anyways, with Bibi back in the business and New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski partying it up in Vegas with a broken forearm, we thought it would be cool to spend some money to get porn fans and sports fans excited.

    Ever since the Twitter pictures with Gronk and Bibi posing together leaked, we’ve wanted to see a scene featuring the two of them. Bibi is gorgeous and Gronk is…well…Gronk is Gronk. He’d be perfect for porn.

    Here now for your reading pleasure is’s official press release offering to match Rob Gronkowski’s 2014 salary of 3.75 million dollars to perform in a porno scene with super babe Bibi Jones:

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    February 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1506

  • picks the winner of Super Bowl XLVII’s vision of future Super Bowls

    The NHL may have yet another lockout this season. The NBA is a wash because Dwight Howard is on the Lakers. Thank god for football.

    The NFL’s 93rd season started Wednesday with a bang. Last year’s champs, the New York Giants got outplayed on their home turf by Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys 24-17.

    While only two teams have played so far this season and making it to the Super Bowl is a grueling process that requires offensive talent, defensive toughness, wily couching, and a lot of heart, is ready to pick the winner of Super Bowl XLVII (which is the one scheduled for February 3rd, 2013 in New Orleans).

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    September 7, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 596

  • Miami Dolphin’s Chad Johnson Thinking About Doing Porn

    At Chad Johnson’s Miami Dolphins media session yesterday let us know what his plans might be after his football career. He said:

    “I’m always looking to a second job (if I don’t make the team). Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”

    It’s good to have Ochocinco back. Remember before he went to New England he was a real character? For example:

    In anticipation for Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson porn career, I am preparing a board dedicated to him:

    What’s funny is that right before the porn comment, Chad had this to say about his time in New England:

    “Learned a lot of things: Discipline, learned to shut the f— up for a year.”

    So glad that he’s already forgotten what he learned last season.


    August 2, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 564