Nicki Minaj and her huge ass dumped the new music video for “Anaconda” quietly onto the internet last night. If you haven’t heard the song yet, it’s basically Nicki Minaj begging for an anaconda-sized cock while also reminding everyone that she has one of the biggest, most fabulous asses in the world today.
So how does the video stack up?
- At times, it reminds me of a Worldstar Hip Hop babe video.
- Tribe of hot jungle babes twerking in the jungle.
- Light lesbian grinding.
- Nicki Minaj doing aerobics = lots of gratuitous ass shots.
- Nicki Minaj wearing only an apron and fishnet stockings while she eats whipped cream off her cleavage.
- Nicki Minaj deepthroats a banana and then slices it in half. Friendly reminder that she’s the baddest bitch around.
- Drake gets a lapdance from Nicki. When it’s over, it looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass made Drizzy jizz in his pants.
- No Kelly Divine. Can you imagine how much better this video would be if Nick Minaj’s ass went head-to-head against Kelly Divine’s ass?
- The video is only like 90% ass. Why stop at 90%? Why not make it 100% ass?
- The song is catchy as hell and will inevitably be stuck in your head all day.
Watch Nicki Minaj’s music video for Anaconda below:
And now time for some sexy Nicki Minaj GIFs!