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  • Nicki Minaj “Anaconda” Is Basically Softcore Porn

    Nicki Minaj and her huge ass dumped the new music video for “Anaconda” quietly onto the internet last night. If you haven’t heard the song yet, it’s basically Nicki Minaj begging for an anaconda-sized cock while also reminding everyone that she has one of the biggest, most fabulous asses in the world today.

    So how does the video stack up?

    The Highlights:

    • At times, it reminds me of a Worldstar Hip Hop babe video.
    • Tribe of hot jungle babes twerking in the jungle.
    • Light lesbian grinding.
    • Nicki Minaj doing aerobics = lots of gratuitous ass shots.
    • Nicki Minaj wearing only an apron and fishnet stockings while she eats whipped cream off her cleavage.
    • Nicki Minaj deepthroats a banana and then slices it in half. Friendly reminder that she’s the baddest bitch around.
    • Drake gets a lapdance from Nicki. When it’s over, it looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass made Drizzy jizz in his pants.

    The Lowlights:

    • No Kelly Divine. Can you imagine how much better this video would be if Nick Minaj’s ass went head-to-head against Kelly Divine’s ass?
    • The video is only like 90% ass. Why stop at 90%? Why not make it 100% ass?
    • The song is catchy as hell and will inevitably be stuck in your head all day.

    Watch Nicki Minaj’s music video for Anaconda below:

    And now time for some sexy Nicki Minaj GIFs!

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    Well done Nicki! Your music video is an instant hit and all you had to do is shove your massive ass in the faces of everyone in the world!

    August 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 27797

  • Ladies, This is How to Get a Bigger Butt

    Turns out Sir Mix A lot was much ahead of his time when he wrote “Baby got Back”. Big butt craze has been going around since before Nicki Minaj got ass implants and I know girls who have never run on a treadmill but do squats as if it’s going out of style. I’m also totally pro-booty too, I mean look at these:

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    How can you not be? Having a big butt has also recently been shown to have an effect on health and intelligence as we posted about not too long ago here.

    But how does one go about getting a bigger butt? Not all of us have 10 000$ to drop on butt implants like Nicki, simply gaining weight is definitely not the recipe for a more shapely booty and unless you win the genetic butt lottery, you’re only left with one option: exercising your butt off… or on, in this case.
    According to Cosmo, the most effective exercises when it comes to getting a shapely butt are heel raises, jump squats and leg bridges. See instructions on how to do them properly here.

    Some other sources list forward lunges, step ups, and machine kickbacks as effective ways too.
    Basically, any exercise that works the three main muscles of the butt (The gluteus maximus, gluteus medius and the gluteus minimus) will get you much faster and better results than just simply doing squats all day.
    It doesn’t sound easy, does it? But don’t tell me it isn’t worth it:

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    June 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News • Views: 10591

  • Best Twerks

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    In celebration of his new album, STAY TRIPPY, Juicy J is giving away a $50,000 scholarship to one very lucky girl who can twerk. Crazy right? Unfortunately, the tweet where he announced the twerk scholarship has since been deleted. Thankfully we had the foresight to take a screenshot of it:

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    Everyone wants $50,000. That’s a fact. But $50,000 for twerking? That’s the dream. In many ways it’s better than winning the lottery.

    So girls, get twerking and get that money!

    But before you do, you might want to check out the competition. So let’s see the Top 10 Best Twerks:   Continue Reading

    August 23, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1791

  • Justin Bieber’s nude photos. Don’t get too excited, there’s a catch…

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    Justin Bieber sex tape?

    Amidst the throwing up on stage in Arizona and dying on Twitter, Justin Bieber was having a real rough month.

    To top it all off, Beebs (personal friend of the Blog so we like to use his nickname “BEEBS“) tweeted about some “personal footage” going missing. Selena Gomez sex tape? KEEP READING AND FIND OUT. I’m not going to blow my big scoop in the first two paragraphs. Jeez.

    A few hours after the tweet, the internet was buzzing with a photo of a young, faceless man holding his penis (presumably flaccid). The man in the photo had a the same bird tattoo on his hip as Justin Bieber.

    So why hasn’t Sex.com offered millions of dollars to get the photo or the rumored sex tape?

    That’s because it’s all a hoax.

    Continue Reading

    October 12, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 581