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Holy crap. Valentine’s Day is tomorrow!
Normally when your Valentine’s Day comes around, everyone focuses on things for couples to do. No one ever takes the time to think about us poor saps that plan on spending Valentine’s Day alone.
This year, Naughty America has come through big time for everyone that’s got nobody to love. Thanks to Naughty America, we can all spend our Valentine’s Day with a woman so gorgeous words can’t do her justice: Nicole Aniston! Continue Reading
In light of Lisa Ann’s shocking announcement that she’ll retire from porn at the end of 2014, we think it’s only fitting that we commemorate her incredible career in the adult industry by highlighting what we consider to be the 10 best Lisa Ann videos of all time in one of the Sex.com Blog’s classic porn lists.
When it comes to taking a sexual fantasy and presenting it in a porn video, nobody does it better than Naughty America.
Wait a second…is that why Naughty America‘s slogan is “Nobody does it better?” Huh. Learn something new every day.
The craziest thing about Naughty America‘s porn videos, in our opinion, is their consistency despite the high volume of porn videos they release. They put out anywhere from 10 to 15 new porn videos every single week. Now, you would assume that shooting and releasing that many porn videos on a regular basis would hinder the quality, but instead they keep finding new ways to make their porn videos as exciting as ever.
I’m not going to pretend like I understand their tricks to doing (besides shooting with the hottest pornstars), I’m just going to enjoy it.
2014 has been a good year for Naughty America videos. Every week they released a new porn video that made us pause and say, “That’s a fucking game-changer.”
It was a real headache trying to select the 10 best out of the thousands of videos they released this year, so we hope you’ll like our picks for The Top 10 Naughty America Videos of 2014! Continue Reading
You know the old expression, “You can chose your friends but you can’t chose your family”? Well I think it applies just as well to co-workers.
You can’t pick your co-workers (unless you’re involved in the hiring process, but for the purposes of this post I’m just going to assume that you’re not). And like your family, you must put up with their bullshit day in and day out with good-natured humility until you all finally come to the conclusion that you’ll all be much better off if you never see each other again.
In a perfect world where you could pick your co-workers, we’d only have one person we’d want to work with. Nicole Aniston.
You may only know Nicole Aniston from her work as a pornstar, but besides being a smoking hot blonde, we’re convinced she’d make a damn good co-worker.
Don’t believe us? Here are 12 reasons why Nicole Aniston is the perfect co-worker. Continue Reading
T’is the season for end of the year lists!
Today’s end of year list comes from our friends over at Men’s Mag Daily. They decided to embark on the thankless and damn near impossible task of picking this year’s 25 hottest pornstars. Continue Reading
What have you got planned for Thanksgiving dinner? A big turkey dinner with the whole family, perhaps? Maybe there’s a box of hot pockets in your freezer that you plan to devour, not so much for sustenance but to replace that feeling of sadness with horrible stomach pain?
Whatever your Thanksgiving dinner plans are…CANCEL THEM!
You have new plans. Nicole Aniston is serving up some hot sex for Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited to gorge yourself on her hot sex. Continue Reading
Ok guys. Award season is coming up and it’s high time that we, the Sex.com Blog, honor our favorite things in sex and porn.
Normally, I’d be arbitrarily selecting all the winners myself based on personal preference, but this year I thought it would be better to let you, the reader, nominate this year’s best porn. Continue Reading
It’s Halloween and if you’re an adult (which you most definitely should be if you’re on this website), you know that Halloween is the one time of year where it’s totally acceptable to be as slutty as you want.
That said, celebrating Halloween by acting and dressing as slutty as you want to be is a delicate balancing act. You obviously want to indulge your inner slut because everyone is costumed and it’s easier to get away with blowing the biggest cock you find in the middle of dance floor…but you also don’t want to be the sluttiest person at the Halloween party because even with a costume, everyone gossips about the sluttiest person at the Halloween party until the new year.
So to help you slut it up tonight without going too far, here are 7 signs you might be the sluttiest person at the Halloween party! Continue Reading
SEXUAL FANTASIES. We all have them and they are great. It’s harmless fun to let your mind wander into that depraved part of your imagination where you can fuck anyone and anything harder and better than anyone that’s come before you.
I say it’s harmless fun because sexual fantasies are fantasy. It’s make-believe. It’s not real.
Sexual fantasies cease to be harmless when they cross the threshold from imagination to reality. So what I’d like to know from you all is…what you would do if you were given an opportunity to make a sexual fantasy a sexual reality.
The sexual fantasy in question: Your Dad’s Hot Girlfriend.
Is it possible that there’s too much free porn on the internet? With millions of sexy pictures to see and millions of porn videos to watch, how do you even begin to decide what to watch let alone what to fap to?
If you’ve ever felt adrift while browsing for free porn online, don’t worry because we have a solution: a weekend porn playlist!
Every Friday, find the 7 best porn videos from the past week right here on the Sex.com Blog in Your Weekend Porn Playlist.
1. Nicole Aniston’s Night Time Romance
Nicole Aniston, the 2013 Penthouse Pet of the Year, the 2014 Twisty’s Treat of the Year and all around stunning blonde super babe, has signed a one year contract with Naughty America to become their exclusive “role model”.
Makes sense since Nicole Aniston and Naughty America share the same initials! (N.A. just in case you couldn’t figure it out on your own)
What exactly will Nicole Aniston be doing as Naughty America’s role model? Demonstrate to new porn performers working with Naughty America how to be as hot and successful as Nicole Aniston? No!
Nicole Aniston’s signing with Naughty America just means that she will be featured exclusively on NaughtyAmerica.com for the coming year as well as serve as a celebrity spokesperson for the brand.
“Since 1776, people have fantasized about Nicole Aniston,” Naughty America CEO Andreas Hronopoulos joked. Obviously he’s joking because people have been fantasizing about Nicole Aniston long before the colonies rose up in a fight for independence from those prudy Brits.
All in all, it sounds like a good fit. “There’s no other company I trust more to represent me respectably and fairly, and I can’t wait to represent the brand that has always upheld such a high industry standard,” Nicole Aniston said.
Nicole Aniston was first featured on Naughty America in 2010 and has since starred in more than a dozen scenes for the company.
“I am extremely excited to start a new phase of my career with such a unique group of trailblazers who will be setting a new industry standard,” Aniston said. “I hope to further my ability to improve upon myself, share in new endeavors with my favorite company and give the fans exactly what they deserve.”
I’d like to take this opportunity to point out to Nicole Aniston that she’s already given far more than what us fans deserve. We are not entitled to see you naked or fucking or anything really. It’s a privilege you’ve bestowed onto us. And as long as continue to share that with us, we’ll be grateful.
To get you excited to see more Nicole Aniston from Naughty America, please watch this video of Nicole Aniston as a naughty bride:
Hey guys, remember when PORNMD launched their LIVE SEARCH STREAM? That infinite scroll of searches typed into PORNMD that reveals that everyone in the world is a very strange and sexually perverted weirdo? Well, that’s a little harsh. At least we’re all perverts and it’s not just a handful of people.
It’s actually some of the wildest pairings of words ever. In fact, some of them are so outrageous and funny…I wonder whether or not it’s real? I mean, wouldn’t you be suspicious or unwilling to use a site that publishes your porn searches into a massive scrolling piece of text for the entire internet to laugh at? I would be. So to be perfectly honest with you, I don’t think the porn searches we see in PornMD’s live search stream is real. It’s probably just a script that pairs words from a giant database for the purposes of publicity and entertainment.
So yeah, it’s probably fake but it’s still fun.
Speaking of fun!
PORNHUB TV thought it would be fun to get a few of the biggest names in the adult industry (like Madison Ivy, Nicole Aniston, Dillion Harper, Kieran Lee, Monique Alexander and a bunch of other people you may never heard of). See what potential fake porn searches make your favorite pornstars and members of the adult industry laugh!
Too bad I’m convinced it’s as fake as Madison Ivy’s boobs (ie EXTREMELY FAKE).
Super sex lubricant brand KY thinks that we’re not having enough sex because the stress of our daily routines and our obsession with technology is too distracting for us to have sex.
To get people interested in sex again, they enlisted the help of sexologists, personal trainers and pornstars to develop a sexercise program that will solve all your sexual problems.
The classes were supposedly offered at Buenos Ares’s largest gym complex, with over 5,000 participants hoping to spark an interest in sexual activity and build sexual stamina. However, I did some research on that and there’s no evidence that it actually happened.
Well guys, we did it! Porn GIFs are officially the most popular GIFs on the internet!
Whenever I think of popular GIFs, I think of cats falling off windowsills, cats getting flung off ceiling fans, cats coming up short on big jumps, and so on and so forth.
Yes, with the wide variety of GIFs on the internet, it seemed unlikely that Porn GIFs would take the top spot.
How did we find out that porn GIFs are the most popular GIFs on the internet?
Well, a little website called TheWorstDrug.com “scrapes” the internet for the most shared GIFs on the internet on a daily basis. It just so happens that the 99% of the most shared GIFs on the internet are porn GIFs!
Incredible. Thank you TheWorstDrug.com for letting us know that everyone loves to share porn GIFs. In celebration of this new achievement in Porn GIF-ery, here are a bunch of our favorite porn GIFs. Let’s try and get them on TheWorstDrug.com y’all! Continue Reading
I first realized Nicole Aniston might be the Twisty’s Treat of the Year when I noticed she was shooting in Costa Rica with Madison Ivy and Mia Malkova thanks to Holly Randall’s Instagram. When the voting opened, I had heard that the babe that won Treat of the Year would shoot their sets in Costa Rica with last year’s TOTY (Mia Malkova) and this year’s runner-up.
I was all ready to write this big exclusive story about how the Twisty’s Treat of the Year had been narrowed down to either Nicole Aniston or Madison Ivy…but then I saw this banner:
If the banner advertising Nicole Aniston as the 2014 Treat of the Year was already live, then so much for my exclusive scoop.
But hey! Who cares about me? This is about Nicole. Continue Reading
Charlie Sheen proposed to Brett Rossi on Saturday morning while they were flying on a private jet to Hawaii for a romantic getaway. TMZ has the photographic evidence of the happy couple’s engagement. Let’s have a look. Continue Reading
2013 was a great year for Twisty’s Treats. I remember thinking at the end of 2012, “Well, it’s too bad that Twisty’s has already made all the hottest girls Treats of the Month. I’m going to miss those monthly babes.” But somehow they pulled it together and out did themselves!
Now it’s time to decide which one of these sexy Treats deserves to be Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014.
Choosing the Treat of the Year is no easy task, which is why Twisty’s has decided to let the fans choose!
To vote, you need to be a Twisty’s member. But the good news is that a Twisty’s membership is only 1 DOLLAR WHILE VOTING IS OPEN.
Why should you vote for your favorite Twisty’s Treat? Because the Treat of the Year wins a Twisty’s contract, a trip to Costa Rica to shoot with the runner-up and last year’s winner (Mia Malkova), and a diamond Twisty’s necklace. So if you have a favorite Twisty’s Treat, you need to vote for her because we’re guaranteed more amazing pictures and videos of your favorite babe later in 2014.
2 days of Twisty’s plus supporting your favorite Treat of the Month for $1? Now that’s a deal.
If you’re ready to vote, you can do that right now: TREAT OF THE YEAR VOTE.
But if you need help deciding which Treat to vote for, continue reading to get to know the contestants. Continue Reading
Can you spare four minutes to watch Nicole Aniston take off all her clothes, exposing that glorious nude body of hers?
Of course you do.
If you can’t make time for Nicole Aniston then maybe you should rethink your priorities.
Watch this and enjoy the best four minutes of your life:
In my experience, coming home to a beautiful woman waiting for you when you’re not expecting one can only mean trouble.
There are so many questions like, “Who are you?”, “What are you doing here?”, “Have you been sent to kill me?” that you need to ask before you are gagged and thrown into a van.
Yes, if you ever walk in to your home and find a beautiful woman, you should be very afraid. Unless of course that beautiful woman happens to be Nicole Aniston. In which case, I recommend just letting yourself fall under Nicole Aniston’s spell.
Why does Nicole Aniston get special treatment?
Well, she’s stunningly sexy and her spell is cast by performing a striptease and playing with herself. Sounds good, right? Let’s get a taste of what it’s like to fall under Nicole Aniston’s spell with these amazing pictures courtesy of Twisty’s. Continue Reading