Last night on Last Week Tonight, fake-news juggernaut John Oliver took a minute to ask a burning question that’s been on our minds all month: “The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. How is this still a thing?” Continue Reading
It’s been a minute since we checked in with Danish supermodel and woman we’d trample over our own mother to get next to, Nina Agdal.
Last time we checked in with Nina Agdal, it was because we could see her boobs. We decided to end our regular coverage of Nina Agdal after seeing her boobs, since we were sure nothing could ever top that.
And while nothing will ever top seeing Nina Agdal’s boobs, she did display some sick basketball skills on Instagram. Since the NBA season starts this coming Tuesday, the least we can do for Adam Silver’s association is share the video of Nina Agdal playing hoops to get you excited for basketball. Continue Reading
How does one pose nude while still conveying that it’s art and not porn?
Pornography is often defined as “obscene”. The famous quote from the Supreme Court’s Ruling on pornography came from Justice Potter Stewart. He was stuck on how to describe pornography, and Novak said to him, “Mr. Justice, you will know it when you see it.”
So how do you ensure that you they don’t know porn when they see it?
Well there are two things you can do…First option: turn up the colour saturation, turn down the contrast, add a hip filter and people will not know whether or not what they’re seeing is porn.
Second option: throw a wet, lace article of clothing over yourself (or the model if you’re shooting and not posing) thus obscuring the nudity just enough so that people don’t know what they’re looking at.
And as we all know, when you’re looking at something that you’re not quite sure what it is…that’s what we call art.
You know who seems to know this principle more than anyone else? Nina Agdal.
Just the other day, some low contrast and high color saturation pictures of Nina Agdal surfaced online posing on the beach in a see-through top. And yes…you can totally see Nina Agdal’s boobs and her butt. Thank goodness someone pinned them to Sex.com!
Having followed Nina Agdal’s posing for sexy pictures extensively, we’ve always felt that she has probably the most rocking body in history. These new nude pictures of Nina Agdal only confirm these assumptions:
As of late, Nina Agdal has been the Sex.com Blog’s favorite babe. Why? Because she’s Danish. Oh and she’s sexy enough to make a living posing in a bikini pictures. The sad truth about modelling is that some babes just aren’t babely enough to get away with just posing in a bikini. They have to get undressed to get attention.
Though personally I would love it if Nina Agdal had to get undressed to get attention, and though that may be the case in a few years (or months), you can’t help but respect her for being able to get by without getting totally nude. And though we’ve kind of seen Nina Agdal nude in Cover Man Magazine, I’m not counting it because when she did the old hand-bra trick to cover up.
ANYWAYS, it appears that over the weekend Nina Agdal was filmed nude in bed. The footage hit Tumblr and Twitter according to EveryJoe.com, but all that I’ve been able to find is this single image of Nina Agdal nude in bed. Have a look: Continue Reading
All things considered, Denmark is doing a lot of things right and I’m not just talking about unleashing the super sexy Nina Agdal on to the world.
Last year, the UN deemed that Denmark was the happiest country in the world because of its commitment to maternity leave, gender equality, biking, drinking, and love of cigarettes. Denmark’s economy is pumping out $211 billion annually, which is impressive because the population is only 5.6 million people.
So everything is good in Denmark, right? Wrong.
Denmark has a serious sex problem…which immediately negates its “happiest country in the world” title in my mind. Continue Reading
You know what’s going to make you feel like an old pervert? Nina Agdal turned 22 yesterday. So I guess technically the title of this post should read “Happy Belated Birthday Babe of the Day: Nina Agdal” but it’s Thursday, the first day of the weekend, so lay off me, alright?
Am I the only one that thought Nina Agdal was older than 22? Supermodels are a weird breed. They all have to be under 25 to be relevant but yet none of them look their age. And before you say, “Ummm…Chico, you ever heard of photoshop?” The answer is OF COURSE I’VE HEARD OF PHOTOSHOP. Jerk. But this phenomenon’s been happening way before photoshop. It used to be called airbrushing.
Anyways, though I’m surprised that Nina Agdal is only 22, I must admit that I’m relieved she’s still so young because I will rue the day that this Danish beauty turns 25 and gets shipped off to that Supermodel farm upstate where they get to run around and play and pose for photos. My dog Tippy is there too. My papa took Tippy to the supermodel farm upstate when I was a teen after they found a tumor in his stomach. 40 years later, he’s been living it up and feeling great with all supermodels over the age of 25. I promise I’ll come visit you soon, Tippy!
In the meantime, I think the best way to celebrate Nina Agdal’s belated birthday would be to bask in her great beauty. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Nina Agdal is so hot that if she were to make eye-contact with me in real life, I would spontaneously combust. Those smouldering, Scandinavian eyes and perfect body already cause me to melt, and that’s with the protective computer screen separating us.
Initially, I tried to choose Nina Agdal’s 22 hottest pictures for her 22nd birthday, but that was too hard. How was I only supposed to pick 22 pics? So instead, here are 53 of Nina Agdal’s hottest pics. One picture for every year that she will be the hottest woman alive. Continue Reading
QUESTION: If you had to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk, who would you choose?
Don’t think too hard about that question because the truth is you would never get to choose between Nina Agdal or Irina Shayk. Maybe some day you’ll be a rich professional athlete or millionaire and Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk will fight over you. But even in the unlikely event that you get off the computer and try to do something productive with your life, you still don’t get to choose between either of them because they are so far out of your league it isn’t funny.
Call me desensitized but bikini porn (aka supermodels that pose in bikinis) is some of the most boring stuff known to man. The only way it’s tolerable is that they can afford to book outrageously good-looking women like Nina and Irina. But besides that? Who gives a care?
The only reason I like bikinis in the first place is how easy they are to take off. So why am I looking at someone wear a bikini? Someone that has absolutely no intention of taking off her bikini and posing nude.
But then again, my hands are tied because Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk are so hot that I have to share new pictures of them whenever they drop, even if it’s for some dumb bikini company.
So anyways, enjoy these hot (and slightly boring) photos of Nina Agdal and Irina Shayk.
Remember when Sports Illustrated put out a bunch of pictures Nina Agdal nearly nude? Why not look at them again to refresh your memory: Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Bikini Porn.
As you can see, Nina Agdal posed topless and yet there was always a conveniently placed hand or bikini to cover up her goods. And while I’ve always been a fan of the hand-bra tease…ever since Nina’s photo shoot for Cover Man Magazine I’ve been dying to see more. Nina, you can’t keep your boobs hidden behind your arm forever!
And she can’t! Thank goodness for the outtakes that were released because we get to see some Nina Agdal nude!
Specifically this picture where Nina just missed her mark covering her breasts:
While this is an amazingly sexy picture of Nina Agdal, I’d like to chastise the photographer for not standing directly over Miss Agdal with her top off, while she made that orgasm-face and slid her bikini bottoms down those long beautiful legs.
It should be a crime for women this good looking to wear clothes. If only to motivate all us hideous beasts to be as good-looking.
There are more Nina Agdal outtakes, so please enjoy more Nina Agdal nearly nude right now:
I need to go jump in a some crystal clear water on a tropical beach now, much like the one Ms Agdal had her photo shoot on, to cool off. Nude Nina Agdal just causes my body to over heat!
On my way to work this morning, I saw an older gentleman walk up to the newsstand, buy a newspaper, and a copy of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2014. As I watched him I thought to myself, “It won’t be long before that never happens again.”
Not only will newspapers be completely obsolete in a few years, but who still has any use for a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? It’s old news. Supermodels posing in bikinis? Maybe that was a big deal in the 1980’s but it’s 2014 and most supermodels pose nude just for the hell of it. And everyone knows that full frontal nudity beats bikini pictures any day of the week.
That’s how I felt about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue before I saw Nina Agdal’s pictures from the latest issue.
If the rule is that full frontal nude pictures are always better than bikini pictures, then Nina Agdal’s bikini pictures are the exception to that rule. Some how, if you photograph Danish supermodel Nina Agdal on a beach anywhere in the world, it will always be the sexiest thing in the world.
Ok, that’s enough Nina Agdal hype. I think you should just see Nina Agdal rocking the fuck out of some bikinis, plus a little nipple action. Nina Agdal bikini porn will help you survive these dreary last days of winter.
In conclusion, as long as Sports Illustrated can keep taking Nina Agdal bikini porn pictures, their swimsuit issue will always be relevant.
First Denmark created Nina Agdal then they provided us with Nina Agdal nude?
If anyone doubts that Denmark is now the greatest country in the world, I suggest you take a look at these nude Nina Agdal pictures and reconsider your position:
Would you please excuse me? I need to go become a Danish citizen right now!
Fingers crossed that this is the start of a constantly nude Nina Agdal.