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  • Drunk Chinese Couple Caught Having Public Sex

    Ah, is there anything better than young love?  When you’re young and in love – nothing else matters.  You can’t keep your hands off of each other.  You’re making out in public, jamming your tongues into each others’ mouthes, and making all of the passerbys and old people very uncomfortable.  You’re fucking each other on a bench in the middle of a busy street while bystanders watch, gawk, and yell at you to stop…wait a second, that last one’s maybe crossing some kind of public decency line.

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    November 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 10198

  • First There was the Fappening, and Now There’s the Snappening

    The Snappening is real, and it’s amongst us.

    Considering how extensive and popular our Self-Shot category is, I’m hesitant to suggest that you should stop saving/sending sexy selfies on your smartphone.  Nude selfies of hot babes make our digital world go around, and I don’t want to discourage sexy babes from pinning pictures of themselves to our site.  I’m not a monster.  I know our legion of faithful users would kill me.

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    October 15, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 26836

  • An Interview With Your Favorite New Pornstar – Carter Cruise!

    If you follow the Sex.com blog or the adult industry in general, then you’ve probably heard of Carter Cruise.  One of porn’s fastest rising stars in the last year or so, Carter won the Fan Choice Award for Best New Starlet at the 22nd Annual NightMoves Awards.  That’s a prestigious accomplishment!  We’re totally enamoured with Cruise here at the Sex.com blog, and if you haven’t already, you can check out some of our previous posts about her:

    Second Chances Starring Carter Cruise

    10 Reasons Why You Want to Win a Skype Session with Carter Cruise

    Thankfully, we finally got the chance to ask this blonde bombshell of a pornstar a few questions!

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    October 14, 2014 • INTERVIEWS, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 14026

  • Interview: Phil Varone Talks Fucking and Filming Groupies

    Recently, I wrote a review of Vivid Entertainment’s Phil Varone Groupies: Music from Behind the Scenes.  Ultimately, I praised the movie for its sense of humour, light-heartedness and extremely sexy amateur vibe.  If you haven’t checked out my review, you totally should, and then you should sign up for Vivid Entertainment and watch the entire film as well as the other great celebrity sex tapes that they offer!

    Here’s a trailer for Phil Varone’s latest movie if you haven’t checked it out:

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    September 11, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 7736

  • The Eva Green Sin City 2 Trailer is Too Sexy For TV

    A little while ago, my fellow blogger Chico Dusty brought our attention to the poster for Sin City 2.  I want to see Sin City 2 regardless, because I think I remember liking the first one, but the poster definitely got me even more hyped for the movie.  Here’s the poster in case you didn’t have the opportunity to see it the first time around:

    6233061 eva sin city boob poster green The Eva Green Sin City 2 Trailer is Too Sexy For TV

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    Even though you can’t actually see her nipples, the posted was deemed *TOO SCANDALOUS FOR OUR WORLD* and scrapped. Lame. Sure, you can like, SORTA see her boobs in the poster, but it’s not that scandalous. It’s a tasteful silhouette. Man, people are prudes.

    Here’s the trailer for the movie. I’m actually not sure if this is the actual trailer in question, but it does feature a bunch of semi-nude Eva Green amongst others:

    ABC rejected the ad, but apparently Dimension, the study producing Sin City 2, are appealing the decision, which I support. The promotional material doesn’t even actually show nudity, though it does come pretty close. But who the hell cares if a silhouette of a breast appears on TV anyways? Give the people what they want, that’s what I say!

    And if there’s something I’ve learned in the last little while, it’s that people certainly want as much semi-nude/nude Eva Green as possible. And that’s because she is extremely sexy. If you don’t believe me, check out these pictures:

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    Yes, I stand by my sentiment: the more Eva Green, the better. Stop fucking around ABC, you’re not doing anyone any good by keeping her out of our collective consciousness.

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    July 30, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 30604

  • Dumb Sex Excuse Spreadsheet Goes Viral

    This past week, a Reddit user, frustrated with a lull in the sexual relationship with his wife, decided to be a huge asshole and make an excel spreadsheet keeping track of her refusals over the span of a month.  Here’s the spreadsheet he put together:

    Screen Shot 2014 07 23 at 10.17.57 AM e1406126535982 Dumb Sex Excuse Spreadsheet Goes Viral

    The reason he’s an asshole are as follows:

    a) In the most snarky and bitter way possible, he decided to keep track of his wife’s refusals.  Keeping track is not necessarily the problem, if you’re going to use the accumulated data in some sort of productive way or to have a conversation with your partner about your lack of intimacy.  Trying to be a comedian with your little ‘witty’ comments is an entirely other thing, and leads into:

    b) He decided to post his little masterpiece on Reddit in an attempt to segue his struggling sex life into some sort of fleeting internet fame.  People are mad thirsty for upvotes, I know, but dude, have a little heart.

    c) While he was maintaining his spreadsheet, he was still making sexual advances on his wife.  That means that, when he suggested sex, at the back of his mind, he was probably already formulating the phrases he would be putting into the ‘Excuses” column.  That means that his attempts at intimacy weren’t genuine, and it means that he was continually leading his wife into a trap, with the ultimate goal of shaming and embarrassing her on the internet.

    d) “According to her accompanying post on Reddit, the woman’s attempts to call him were ignored. Another masterstroke: refuse all olive branches even though she will be desperate to have sex with you now.”

    Here’s an idea, rather than hatching a hurtful plan in an attempt to shame your wife into having sex with you, why not open a dialogue with her and attempt to figure out why your sex life has tapered off, and how you can work together to fix the issue?

    Here’s another newsflash: your wife isn’t OBLIGATED to have sex with you, and no woman is.  Take your male privilege and shove it, dude.

    Good luck ever convincing your wife that you genuinely want to engage in sexual relations with her again, you dummy.  She’s always going to suspect you of being underhanded, and for really good reason.

    Think about it dude, you could be having sex like this, and instead you fucked it all up:

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    July 23, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12858

  • Google Fucks Around with Indexing, Screws over Sex.com

    Breaking news:  Google fucked up.  No, they are not just an infallible god-like mega corporation sending lasers into space and creating robot armies to take over the Earth – they actually still deal in search engines.

    Earlier today we received a tip from a loyal user that, while searching for Sex.com on Google, something interesting happened.  Check out these two screenshots and tell me if you notice something funky:

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    July 22, 2014 • Site News, Stuff • Views: 16018

  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 8320

  • Pseudoscience Report: Watching Porn is Like Doing Drugs

    It’s time for your weekly (at least) dose of pseudo-science.  This is the time when I fill your brain with information from scientific studies that may or may not be accurate.  This is where you read hundreds of conflicting reports about such important subjects as: ‘if I masturbate a hundred times a day, does my brain melt into a puddle of goo,’ and ‘why do I like to have sex so much am I a pervert according to science?’  Continue Reading

    July 14, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 13146

  • Russian Couple Gets Busted Banging on a Historic Fountain

    There’s something pretty hot about having sex in public spaces.  It feels illicit, and it feels dirty, and it feels like you might get caught at any moment – that’s probably why people like doing it so much.  I’m totally game to have sex in public but there needs to be some boundaries.  I don’t want my dick flapping around the wind for the world to see.

    The sexy part is the idea that you could get stumbled upon at any moment, at least for me.  But these Russians man, they crazy.  Check out this video, for example:

    Yeah, that’s a Russian couple having sex in broad daylight on the side of a fountain in the middle of a busy square. That takes a lot of guts. Power to them. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. If you wanna fuck in public fuck in public. *au naturel*, know what I mean?

    Well, maybe its a bit rude. I am also very impressed that the couple managed to have sex for 15 minutes without any interruptions. Now THAT woulda been rude.

    Also, my favourite part of the video is by far the last several seconds where it slowly zooms in on the face of what can only be some sort of evil mastermind or cult leader.

    Here’s my prediction: that guy is mystical. There are lustful hypnotic powers buried deep in his eyes. I believe that the Russian couple stared into his eyes for a few seconds too long and then automatically, possessed by some tribal sexual energy, stripped off their clothes and started fucking on the spot. That’s the only logical solution.

    The Russian officials, perhaps unsurprisingly, are trying to lay the hammer down on this couple for their sinful and horrible and detestably evil manifestations of closeness. According to the article,

    “Local police are now looking for the couple. The couple had cast a bad reputation to the city, to Russia and the Russians, according to the police. Once caught, the couple will undergo maximum punishment for their offence.”

    Yikes. May want to keep your pants on if you’re in Russia.

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    July 7, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13926

  • Happy 4th of July! What do the 50 States Search for on Sex.com?

    It’s not even actually the 4th of July yet, and we’re already celebrating here at Sex.com, because we some patriotic motherfuckers like that you know?

    I’ll let y’all in on a little secret about myself:  Gil Powers ain’t an American.  It’s true!  It’s god-damn true!  Yet here I am, writing about some holiday I don’t give a shit about because that’s my job.  I gotta pay the bills man.  Luckily, I’m not going to have to delve too deep into the specifics of the holiday because my colleague put together this dope-ass infographic for you to click around on between doing….4th of July stuff.  What do people do on the 4th of July anyways? Light fireworks and get drunk?

    Sounds pretty fun actually.

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    July 3, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Site News, Stuff • Views: 8693

  • UK Man Decides to Increase the Size of his Already Big Penis

    Plastic surgery is here to stay, for better or for worse.  People love the idea of modifying their body, which is fine.  I like getting tattoos, so I guess I shouldn’t really be complaining.

    But there can also be too much of a good thing!

    Take for example this weird looking British dude.

    Billy-Tom O’Conner decided that his already big penis wasn’t quite massive enough, and that he wanted to have a ‘Monster.’  The crazy thing is that he already HAD a 10 inch penis, but wanted to increase the width to make it around the size of say, a tube of tennis balls.  OK…

    Penoplasty surgery is apparently up almost 40% in the UK alone, so dudes increasing the length of their tiny weiners is currently in vogue.  Here’s  a concept though – why not try working with what you got instead of shelling out the big bucks for an artificial enhancement?  If you’re terrible at sex with a 5 inch dick then you’re still going to be terrible at sex with a 10 inch one.  Just my two cents.

    Billy-Tom O’Conner is quoted as saying:

    “When I first saw it, I said, ‘Wow, that’s the best money I’ve ever spent’. It’s something I would have done 10 times over.”

    You can check out the full British TV interview here:

    So if you’re already packing heat, and are thinking of increasing your big penis size into ‘monstrosity’ territory, think first about how such a surgery will affect your sex life.  We’ve talked about this at length on the blog before, but, the fact of the matter is, the majority of women don’t actually LIKE a big penis, because it’s PAINFUL.  Real life and pornography are totally different things.

    But if you’re going to try and increase your penis size, at least Billy-Tom did the right thing and went to a licensed plastic surgeon.  It’s a much better and safer idea than ordering miracle dick-growing products off of the internet, at least (you morons!)

    This reeks of someone whose watched one too many Mandingo videos and wanted to emulate the giant-dicked pornstars from such excellent websites as Sex.com.

    But hey, if he’s happy with his new monster cock, then power to him I guess.

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    July 2, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12503

  • 6 Penis Enlargement Products that Definitely Work

    A little while ago, we ran an article detailing an Indian man’s failed attempt to order a vast quantity of penis enlargement products.

    Here’s a pro-tip from your trusted Sex.com writers: don’t buy penis enlargement products online.  You’re almost certainly gonna get scammed.  Either the product is going to be bullshit and not really work properly or you won’t receive what you ordered at all.

    But luckily for you, there’s a bunch of other methods of penis enlargement that are available without springing for stupid expensive natural supplements.

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    June 20, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health, Stuff • Views: 12760

  • Nude Sunbather Causes a Giant Car Crash

    Summer is such a wonderful time. I love summer. It’s my favourite. Finally, I don’t have to hole myself up in a musty den playing video games for 15 hours a day. My crippling depression has faded away. Dairy Queen is finally open again. I can walk around shirtless, exposing my giant beer gut to the world. Yup, Summer’s the shit.

    But with Summer, comes responsibility. You can’t go to the beach and rock that pale ass pasty winter bod. You gotta tan that shit. You don’t wanna be blinding people with the sheen coming off your nearly transluscent skin, right? So people are tanning. In particular, a woman in Austria was recently seen tanning nude in the window of her apartment. The issue? Her tanning decisions caused a major traffic pile-up as people took their eyes off the road to catch a glimpse.

    A bystander snapped a picture of the sunbather in question, which you can check out at this link.

    One of the bystanders described the incident as follows:

    “I was behind two guys who had a fender bender because the motorists in front took their eyes off the road to glance up at the view. The young woman was obviously keen on getting some sun in a place where it doesn’t usually shine.”

    In my opinion, both parties are sort of at fault here. You shouldn’t be gawking at women trying to sunbathe, because that’s creepy. Also keep your eyes on the road (there seems to be a running theme on the blog today of people letting their insatiable sex ‘drives’ get in the way of their driving. Get it? Sex ‘drives’? I’m a genius.) On the other hand, if you’re a sunbather in your apartment, its kinda fucked up to let your bare ass and legs dangle out of a window. I mean, it’s fine, but it’s just kind of weird.

    Also, here’s some pictures of what happens when you’re a sunbather who properly tans themselves and then hits the beach:

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    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 17424

  • Teddy Love – The Strangest New Sex Toy Around

    Everyone knows that you can buy a lot of fucked up sex toys.  Giant veiny dildos.  Life-like sex dolls shipped straight from Russia.  Fleshlights molded in the shape of people’s mouthes.  If you can think of it, its out there.

    This one might take the cake in terms of sheer creepiness.  ‘Teddy Love’ is a new discreet sex toy for people that are completely messed up in the brain.  It’s a teddy bear.  Yeah, like the teddy bears that you win for knocking down a stack of cups at the local carnival.  Except, there’s a 10-speed vibrator in its face thats controlled through the ears.

    Yes that’s right, your ultimate fantasy has finally come true – you can stick a teddy bear’s vibrating noise and tongue into your private parts and get your rocks off.

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    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 16088

  • Threesomes are Dope Unless You’re Driving.

    Threesomes are awesome, except for when they lead to breaking both of your legs and ending up in the hospital, in which case, they are terrible.

    Recently, three young Chinese people got pulled from a wreckage when they accidentally crashed into a tree during a ‘menage a trois.’ Apparently, during the threesome, one of the participants accidentally hit the parking break, sending the car rolling backwards into a tree. One of the women was severely injured and ended up in the hospital with two broken legs, and the other two escaped relatively unscathed.

    For some hilarious reporting on the accident, check out the video below:

    The most important aspect of this video is the fact that apparently China is so big that weird stuff happens in it sometimes.

    Here at Sex.com, it is clear that we always support ‘triple action’ as it’s described in the video. On the other hand, we can’t support people seriously maiming or potentially killing themselves for the sweet sweet satisfaction of a successful ‘triple action.’

    So, in conclusion, these people really suck at having threesomes. If they want to figure out how to have proper threesomes without killing themselves in the process, then they should probably check out some threesome videos and pictures at Sex.com. For example:

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    Yes, I realize that most of these pictures are actually of people having sex on top of, or around cars, but that’s my point.  Be careful with automobile sex, that shit can be dangerous.

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    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 17582

  • Model Sophie Dalzell Claims that Her Boob Job is More Important than the Law

    Well, this lady sounds like a total train wreck.

    Sophie Dalzell is a British Adult model who apparently loves drunkenly fighting police officers – she’s already had several convictions for assault and vandalism, and apparently just fucking LOVES to party and also LOVES to get boob jobs and also HATES doing community service and taking responsibility for her actions.

    Anyways, Sophie Dalzell was set to appear in court for drunkenly assaulting two police officers, but she totally flaked out on her court date because she had scheduled a breast surgery in Belgium for the same day. The fucked up thing? The court let her get away with it.

    And I quote,

    “My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law,” Dalzell, who makes her living appearing on late-night, adult TV programs, told The Manchester Evening News. “My career depends on it.”

    On top of that, Sophie Dalzell like, REALLY isn’t into completing all of the hours of community service that have been assigned to her for her various transgressions, totalling about 400 hours.

    “So she is simply refusing to do the community service because “I hate everything about it,” and “it’s a waste of a full day and it’s just too hard for me.”

    So basically, we have a British party girl/adult performer who repeatedly violates the law, her court dates, and her punishments, so she can probably go to Ibiza and rave all weekend. Someone get Hollywood on the phone we got ourselves an Oscar-winning screenplay idea!

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    The craziest thing about the story for me is the sheer amount of bullshit Sophie Dalzell has managed to get away with throughout this whole ordeal. Maybe its some weird intricacy of the British legal system that I can’t quite comprehend, but like, shouldn’t you just throw her in a jail cell and be done with it?

    Also steer real clear if you’re a police officer, because she’s probably going to try and beat the shit out of you, if this story is any indication.

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    June 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 20312

  • If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    Instagram has a no-nipple policy which has gotten a lot of attention in the past weeks, and has proven to be quite the contentious subject du jour, drawing influential involvement and opposition from celebrities such as Scout Willis, Grace Coddington and Rihanna.

    Here at Sex.com we believe that nipples, bodies and sex are evil and they should be completely banned from social media. In an effort to curb all of the perverts that want to promote sexuality, we have put together a list of additional elements that should be banned from social media. In doing so, Instagram and Facebook can be certain that nobody will every look at sexually explicit photographs on the internet ever again, unless they visit Sex.com

    1. Jen Selter

    Here is a woman who got famous, and I mean gracing-the-pages-of-mainstream-fashion-magazines famous, by showing off her toned physique in a series of scandalous Instagram photos. But because she doesn’t show her nipples, but rather her abs, butt, cleavage I guess its OK. We should probably ban her from Instagram, just so people don’t get too aroused.

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    2. Cleavage

    Showing every other part of the breast except the nipple is totally fine, because as long as you don’t see the actual nipple, its totally not sexually suggestive and all of the kids and repressed adults who look at pictures of cleavage don’t know what a boob looks like, right? Ban all pictures of cleavage, for the kids.

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    3. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus poses naked in almost every second picture that appears of her on the Internetz. She promotes sexuality, her concerts are sexually explicit, she’s not ashamed of her body and flaunts it, but if she shows her nipples, well then she’s banned from Instagram. Makes sense! Ban her.

    Miley Cyrus If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    4. Lips

    Lips have been used to kiss before, and lips are involved in a variety of different sex acts and promote sex before marriage and being a slut, or something. Ban all pictures of lips because lips are the devil.

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    5. Adult performers

    Hey, these people acted in porn films before! You better ban them from social media because if someone sees a picture of a pornstar hanging out beside a pool with her friends, everyone who sees that picture will immediately go to a website like Sex.com and become a porn-watching pervert for the rest of their lives. Ban all pornstars from Instagram.

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    6. People enjoying bananas

    The eating of bananas is too suggestive for social media because when I see someone eating a banana it reminds me that I’m over-weight and should eat more fruits and vegetables. But to be real, a banana looks like a penis, so when someone eats it they are promoting illicit sexual acts. #banbananapics

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    7. Girl-on-Girl Action

    You know what’s really offensive? Lesbians. You know what’s even more offensive? Celebrities pretending that they’re lesbians. One pair of boobs in a picture is offensive enough, and now you want to include two pairs of boobs? Ban all girl-on-girl action, because it makes me feel funny inside.

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    8. Justin Bieber

    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Justin Bieber is a huge moron. Fuck that guy. And his perpetual nipple-flashing. Ban him.

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    9. #aftersex

    If you include the word sex in a hashtag it means that you are promoting sex on the Internet and promoting sex on the internet is evil. This one is especially bad because it promotes inclusion and participation amongst people on social media. First someone sees #aftersex on their Instagram feed, and next thing you know they’re putting the word “nipple” into a Google Image search. Ban this shit before the epidemic spreads.

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    Yes, that’s right, all of the above items promote sexuality, smut, pornography, etc. There’s no room for that kind of garbage on our social media networks, which are so wholesome and positive! Let’s promote body and sex shaming on social media.

    Luckily, if you want to see sexy pictures covering all of the above (with the exception of Bieber…though there’s probably some Bieber erotica actually ☹ ) you can just visit www.sex.com and stop wasting your time on Instagram and Facebook!

    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 24631

  • Man Stupidly Pays for Fake Penis Enlargement Products

    OK, you’re on Sex.com, so I already know you look at porn all day – you don’t have to throw up some false pretence as to why you’ve seen millions and millions of those spammy penis enlargement product ads plastered all over the internet.

    But have any of you ever been short-sighted enough to actually go ahead and order those penis enlargement supplements that promise to turn you from average-Joe-six-incher into Ron Jeremy himself? I hope for your sake that the answer is no, yet I’m skeptical.

    Here’s the thing – though the vast majority of those ads are huge scams meant to feed into men’s insecurities about their dong size, they must make ad revenue or else you wouldn’t see them everywhere.  SOMEBODY must be buying those products, but I like to think that the average Sex.com user is smart enough not to. But, even if you do for some reason give all of your credit card and shipping information to a dubious online entity, most of the time the worst thing that will happen is that they’ll send you some fake herbal supplements that don’t really do anything, or some other crappy product.

    Some dude got a pretty hilarious surprise recently though.  He bought one of those fake penis enlargement products and probably waited eagerly, panting at his mail slot for weeks waiting for the miracle cure that would finally turn him into a 10-inched stud so he could please his wife…the package finally came, one glorious, sunny beautiful morning, and the guy in a fit of excitement and passion ripped off all of the packaging, opened up the box, poured out all of the packing foam, and discovered…A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

    Whoever was running that site had a pretty funny sense of humor, and I commend them.

    So what’s the moral of the story?

    We repeat it all of the time on this blog: don’t worry about your dick size, dude.  It’s not about how big it is, it’s about how you use it.  Filling your body with strange chemicals and supplements isn’t going to make a noticeable difference, so instead of wasting all of that time and money on get-big-quick schemes, why not devote some time to learning how to use your penis properly or alternatively figuring out another way to please your partner?

    Luckily for you, I have a fool-proof scheme that will make your penis big and hard, right away, and its totally free!  Look at porn pictures, gifs and videos on Sex.com and you’ll notice your penis almost double in size!  Here are some samples to get you started.

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    June 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 33937

  • What Would Happen if Wes Anderson Made a Porno?

    In an effort to answer the question that nobody in the entire universe has ever asked themselves, some dudes over on the interweb surfing website Youtube have made a parody video:

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    Wes Anderson is a divisive film-maker. On one hand, his quirky charm often leads to funny ensemble movies like The Royal Tenenbaums and Rushmore. On the other hand, his quirky charm often leads to insufferable garbage like Darjeeling Limited and whatever that movie is where Bill Murray quirks his way around a sub for way too long. QUIRKY.

    While I was doing some research to make this post, I noticed something which would make Wes Anderson directing a porno film very different, especially considering the female-dominated nature of the adult business.  Wes Anderson sparingly uses hot babes in his films.  If you think about it, most of his movies simply involve a bunch of quirky dudes running around causing mischief with a female foil that appears periodically.  What’s the deal Wes Anderson?  Why you gotta play me like that, Wes Anderson?  I expect an all-female cast for the next movie!

    I wonder who Wes Anderson would cast as his leading actresses if he were to make a real erotic film? To help you think about the possibilities, here are naked pictures of some of the celebrity babes that Wes Anderson has employed for some of his non-pornographic regular movies:

    Gwyneth Paltrow

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    Natalie Portman

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    Well, you know what, it turns out that Wes Anderson doesn’t actually employ very many sexy actresses. Makes sense considering most of his movies are total circle-jerk bro-fests. Just joking, I like the guy.

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    May 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 19547