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  • Drunk Chinese Couple Caught Having Public Sex

    Ah, is there anything better than young love?  When you’re young and in love – nothing else matters.  You can’t keep your hands off of each other.  You’re making out in public, jamming your tongues into each others’ mouthes, and making all of the passerbys and old people very uncomfortable.  You’re fucking each other on a bench in the middle of a busy street while bystanders watch, gawk, and yell at you to stop…wait a second, that last one’s maybe crossing some kind of public decency line.

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    November 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 9832

  • First There was the Fappening, and Now There’s the Snappening

    The Snappening is real, and it’s amongst us.

    Considering how extensive and popular our Self-Shot category is, I’m hesitant to suggest that you should stop saving/sending sexy selfies on your smartphone.  Nude selfies of hot babes make our digital world go around, and I don’t want to discourage sexy babes from pinning pictures of themselves to our site.  I’m not a monster.  I know our legion of faithful users would kill me.

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    October 15, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 26254

  • An Interview With Your Favorite New Pornstar – Carter Cruise!

    If you follow the Sex.com blog or the adult industry in general, then you’ve probably heard of Carter Cruise.  One of porn’s fastest rising stars in the last year or so, Carter won the Fan Choice Award for Best New Starlet at the 22nd Annual NightMoves Awards.  That’s a prestigious accomplishment!  We’re totally enamoured with Cruise here at the Sex.com blog, and if you haven’t already, you can check out some of our previous posts about her:

    Second Chances Starring Carter Cruise

    10 Reasons Why You Want to Win a Skype Session with Carter Cruise

    Thankfully, we finally got the chance to ask this blonde bombshell of a pornstar a few questions!

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    October 14, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 12972

  • Interview: Phil Varone Talks Fucking and Filming Groupies

    Recently, I wrote a review of Vivid Entertainment’s Phil Varone Groupies: Music from Behind the Scenes.  Ultimately, I praised the movie for its sense of humour, light-heartedness and extremely sexy amateur vibe.  If you haven’t checked out my review, you totally should, and then you should sign up for Vivid Entertainment and watch the entire film as well as the other great celebrity sex tapes that they offer!

    Here’s a trailer for Phil Varone’s latest movie if you haven’t checked it out:

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    September 11, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 7509

  • The Eva Green Sin City 2 Trailer is Too Sexy For TV

    A little while ago, my fellow blogger Chico Dusty brought our attention to the poster for Sin City 2.  I want to see Sin City 2 regardless, because I think I remember liking the first one, but the poster definitely got me even more hyped for the movie.  Here’s the poster in case you didn’t have the opportunity to see it the first time around:

    6233061 eva sin city boob poster green The Eva Green Sin City 2 Trailer is Too Sexy For TV

    Source: thestockmasters.com via youngchop on Sex.com

    Even though you can’t actually see her nipples, the posted was deemed *TOO SCANDALOUS FOR OUR WORLD* and scrapped. Lame. Sure, you can like, SORTA see her boobs in the poster, but it’s not that scandalous. It’s a tasteful silhouette. Man, people are prudes.

    Here’s the trailer for the movie. I’m actually not sure if this is the actual trailer in question, but it does feature a bunch of semi-nude Eva Green amongst others:

    ABC rejected the ad, but apparently Dimension, the study producing Sin City 2, are appealing the decision, which I support. The promotional material doesn’t even actually show nudity, though it does come pretty close. But who the hell cares if a silhouette of a breast appears on TV anyways? Give the people what they want, that’s what I say!

    And if there’s something I’ve learned in the last little while, it’s that people certainly want as much semi-nude/nude Eva Green as possible. And that’s because she is extremely sexy. If you don’t believe me, check out these pictures:

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    Yes, I stand by my sentiment: the more Eva Green, the better. Stop fucking around ABC, you’re not doing anyone any good by keeping her out of our collective consciousness.

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    July 30, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 30361

  • Dumb Sex Excuse Spreadsheet Goes Viral

    This past week, a Reddit user, frustrated with a lull in the sexual relationship with his wife, decided to be a huge asshole and make an excel spreadsheet keeping track of her refusals over the span of a month.  Here’s the spreadsheet he put together:

    Screen Shot 2014 07 23 at 10.17.57 AM e1406126535982 Dumb Sex Excuse Spreadsheet Goes Viral

    The reason he’s an asshole are as follows:

    a) In the most snarky and bitter way possible, he decided to keep track of his wife’s refusals.  Keeping track is not necessarily the problem, if you’re going to use the accumulated data in some sort of productive way or to have a conversation with your partner about your lack of intimacy.  Trying to be a comedian with your little ‘witty’ comments is an entirely other thing, and leads into:

    b) He decided to post his little masterpiece on Reddit in an attempt to segue his struggling sex life into some sort of fleeting internet fame.  People are mad thirsty for upvotes, I know, but dude, have a little heart.

    c) While he was maintaining his spreadsheet, he was still making sexual advances on his wife.  That means that, when he suggested sex, at the back of his mind, he was probably already formulating the phrases he would be putting into the ‘Excuses” column.  That means that his attempts at intimacy weren’t genuine, and it means that he was continually leading his wife into a trap, with the ultimate goal of shaming and embarrassing her on the internet.

    d) “According to her accompanying post on Reddit, the woman’s attempts to call him were ignored. Another masterstroke: refuse all olive branches even though she will be desperate to have sex with you now.”

    Here’s an idea, rather than hatching a hurtful plan in an attempt to shame your wife into having sex with you, why not open a dialogue with her and attempt to figure out why your sex life has tapered off, and how you can work together to fix the issue?

    Here’s another newsflash: your wife isn’t OBLIGATED to have sex with you, and no woman is.  Take your male privilege and shove it, dude.

    Good luck ever convincing your wife that you genuinely want to engage in sexual relations with her again, you dummy.  She’s always going to suspect you of being underhanded, and for really good reason.

    Think about it dude, you could be having sex like this, and instead you fucked it all up:

    5714017 him doing an easy leg lift with one hand and holding her arm Dumb Sex Excuse Spreadsheet Goes Viral

    July 23, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12748

  • Google Fucks Around with Indexing, Screws over Sex.com

    Breaking news:  Google fucked up.  No, they are not just an infallible god-like mega corporation sending lasers into space and creating robot armies to take over the Earth – they actually still deal in search engines.

    Earlier today we received a tip from a loyal user that, while searching for Sex.com on Google, something interesting happened.  Check out these two screenshots and tell me if you notice something funky:

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    July 22, 2014 • Site News, Stuff • Views: 15875

  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 8191

  • Pseudoscience Report: Watching Porn is Like Doing Drugs

    It’s time for your weekly (at least) dose of pseudo-science.  This is the time when I fill your brain with information from scientific studies that may or may not be accurate.  This is where you read hundreds of conflicting reports about such important subjects as: ‘if I masturbate a hundred times a day, does my brain melt into a puddle of goo,’ and ‘why do I like to have sex so much am I a pervert according to science?’  Continue Reading

    July 14, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 13014

  • Russian Couple Gets Busted Banging on a Historic Fountain

    There’s something pretty hot about having sex in public spaces.  It feels illicit, and it feels dirty, and it feels like you might get caught at any moment – that’s probably why people like doing it so much.  I’m totally game to have sex in public but there needs to be some boundaries.  I don’t want my dick flapping around the wind for the world to see.

    The sexy part is the idea that you could get stumbled upon at any moment, at least for me.  But these Russians man, they crazy.  Check out this video, for example:

    Yeah, that’s a Russian couple having sex in broad daylight on the side of a fountain in the middle of a busy square. That takes a lot of guts. Power to them. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. If you wanna fuck in public fuck in public. *au naturel*, know what I mean?

    Well, maybe its a bit rude. I am also very impressed that the couple managed to have sex for 15 minutes without any interruptions. Now THAT woulda been rude.

    Also, my favourite part of the video is by far the last several seconds where it slowly zooms in on the face of what can only be some sort of evil mastermind or cult leader.

    Here’s my prediction: that guy is mystical. There are lustful hypnotic powers buried deep in his eyes. I believe that the Russian couple stared into his eyes for a few seconds too long and then automatically, possessed by some tribal sexual energy, stripped off their clothes and started fucking on the spot. That’s the only logical solution.

    The Russian officials, perhaps unsurprisingly, are trying to lay the hammer down on this couple for their sinful and horrible and detestably evil manifestations of closeness. According to the article,

    “Local police are now looking for the couple. The couple had cast a bad reputation to the city, to Russia and the Russians, according to the police. Once caught, the couple will undergo maximum punishment for their offence.”

    Yikes. May want to keep your pants on if you’re in Russia.

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    July 7, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13734