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  • Stacy Martin Nudes From Nymphomaniac

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    Stacy Martin

    Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac volumes 1 and 2 are supposed to be 242 minutes of raunchy sex. Normally I’d be first in line to see a movie all about sex, but knowing that it was directed by Lars Von Trier ultimately makes it not worth seeing because that dude is twisted.

    Dancer In The Dark made me want to kill myself and I had to gouge my eyes out after seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s amateur female circumcision in AntichristAfter watching those two agonizing Lars Von Trier movies, I’ve totally sworn off seeing any of his work, especially if it’s about sex. I would hate to have sex ruined for me just because some Danish director’s only way to cope with depression is by making movies.

    The only reason I ever even contemplated seeing Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac was because I knew that the sexy actress Stacy Martin would be making her big nude debut. However, I quickly realized that though Stacy Martin is the new girl on the block, she’s sexy enough that someone will endure the pain of watching Nymphomaniac while taking screen caps of every moment where Stacy Martin appears nude.

    And I’m happy to say that the internet did not let us down! Someone out there actually watched Nymphomaniac and managed to get all of Stacy Martin’s nude and sex scenes. So let’s all take a moment to thank the internet for making it possible to see Stacy Martin nude without having to watch this terrible movie.  Continue Reading

    April 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 17609

  • Scarlett Johansson Picked Up Random Dudes For A Movie

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    Scarlett Johansson has a new movie coming out soon called Under The Skin where she plays an alien trying to make her way through Scotland.

    In typical alien fashion, alien Scarlett Johansson has to pick up random men in the movie so that she can have sex with them and kill them. Now that’s pretty standard behavior for a sexy alien, but this is where it gets weird. Rather than hiring actors to be killed by alien Scarlett Johansson, they just let her pick up regular dudes.

    Here’s what Scarlett Johansson had to say about it in an interview with The Guardian:

    A remarkable aspect of Under the Skin is that a lot of the people who appear in it aren’t actors. They’re normal people – who happen to be walking down a road minding their own business when a pretty lady pulls up in a van alongside them and offers them a lift to Tesco and then a film crew clutching disclaimers leaps out of the back.

    At what point did Glazer tell you: “Oh yes, by the way, Scarlett, we haven’t really got any other actors. We’re just going to cruise the streets and find them”? “That happened later on. And none of us knew how it was going to work. We toyed with lots of different things like prosthetics, teeth, all kinds of things that would change my face but only slightly, when in fact there was no need to do any of that.”

    Let me tell you something, Scarlett Johansson with fake busted-ass teeth is still Scarlett Johansson.

    The Daily Mail was able to track down on of these regular men seduced by Scarlett Johansson pretending to be an alien. Here’s what he had to say:

    A lovelorn workman has described the moment he thought he had ‘hit the jackpot’ when a beautiful brunette van driver stopped and asked him: ‘Are you single?’

    Kevin McAlinden was completely unaware the siren was Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson disguised in a dark wig – and that he was secretly starring in her new sci-fi movie.

    Father-of-two Kevin, 29, had recently separated from his partner when the actress drove up.

    Last night, recalling his lucky day, said: ‘What man wouldn’t think, “Wow,” when a good-looking woman has just pulled up in a van and comes out with something like that within minutes?

    ‘She said: “Are you single? What are you doing tonight?”

    ‘I thought, “Yes! This is unbelievable!” I’d been having quite a tough time in my personal life, so this was like a lucky break. I should have known it was too good to be true.’

    Let this be a lesson to all of you that when an attractive lady pulls over and tries to give you a ride, she’s either an alien trying to kill you or a Hollywood celebrity trying to make you look stupid. Real women don’t pull their cars over to pick up strange men. It just doesn’t happen.

    So it’s very interesting and not surprising at all that Scarlett Johansson, even while wearing busted-ass prosthetic teeth, could lure regular men into her murder van (which sexy celebrity couldn’t?), the real reason you need to know about Under The Skin is that it features a fully nude Scarlett Johansson.

    Here now is your first look at Scarlett Johansson nude in Under The Skin :

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    Well that’s a disappointment. Scarlett Johansson’s first full frontal nude scene and it’s all out of focus and dimly lit? Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to make Scarlett Johansson’s nude body impossible to see?

    I say we boycott this movie until Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes are reshot in sharper focus and brighter light. I really do not care if the reshoots affects the plot or feel of the movie because it’s basically a complete rip-off of 1995 sexy alien classic Species.

    Good thing these pictures are still readily available…

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    March 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4109