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  • Chrissy Teigen Drunkenly Throws Amazing First Pitch

    Baseball is quite simply a sport I don’t understand. The season is 162 games long. Who cares? Where’s the urgency in winning?

    All I really know about baseball is that often celebrities are invited to the pitcher’s mound to throw out the first pitch and usually end up humiliating themselves. But not always.

    Case-in-point: Supermodel Chrissy Teigen.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 16328

  • 9 Reasons Why I Want To Be BFFs With Rosie Jones

    Looking at sexy pictures eight hours a day can mess with your head. All day long you’re seeing beautiful babes with big tits and big asses, which ultimately breeds thoughts like: “I would do terrible, terrible things to have sex with her.”

    But sex is not the end all and be all. Sometimes when you’re taking in eight hours worth of pictures and GIFs on Sex.com, you get to see more than nudity. Sometimes, you get a glimpse into a hot babe’s personality, which ultimately makes them more attractive because you end up fantasizing about something more than sex. Intimacy. Friendship even.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I find that more often than not, forming a friendship with a hot babe is more fulfilling than selling your soul for a one-night stand. Ideally, you would become best friends with a hot babe and receive sexual benefits from that friendship. Isn’t that something worth fantasizing about?

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 12417

  • Ryan Ryans Is Pure Class

    Let’s be honest guys, showing off your big tits and masturbating in front of a camera for the entire internet to enjoy isn’t what’s associated with being classy.

    Classy is the opposite of crude. And if you were to ask people to choose whether they thought teasing their pussy, topless while millions of men and women watched was classy or crude, they’d probably have to say that it was crude simply because most people are sexually repressed. (As a follow-up question to “Classy vs. Crude”, it would be fun to ask if this was something they’d want to see. You’d be able to use this data to see how many people are liars because of course everyone wants to see that.)

    Though a stripteased followed by masturbating for internet voyeurs would almost unanimously be considered crude, there are always exceptions. Today, we have such an exception. Because Ryan Ryans’s new gallery via VIPArea.com proves that striptease followed by masturbation can indeed be quite classy.

    About two months ago, we became obsessed with Ryan Ryans.

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    July 19, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 15960

  • Celebrate National Nude Day with Sex.com!

    Sex.com is a pornography site, so guess what? We see nudity all of the time, in all shapes and forms.

    Sometimes after watching hours and hours of sex, the beauty of the naked body can get lost in carnality and pornographic sexuality, and I think that’s a shame. The naked body isn’t something that necessarily needs to be associated with sex – inherently its a beautiful and natural thing. The naked body is nothing to be ashamed of, and should be celebrated!

    Luckily, all of the fine nudists of the world have banded together to create an international celebration of the naked body: National Nude Day!

    What is National Nude Day, you might ask? Well first thing’s first, it shares a date with Bastille Day. What’s a Bastille? I have no idea, but it’s certainly (probably) not as cool as being nude.

    National Nude Day is an annual event, which began in 1976, celebrating “naturism around the world and an opportunity to encourage first-timers to enjoy clothes-free relaxation.”

    So, in that spirit, we at Sex.com are going to help you celebrate National Nude Day with this handy infographic:

    NATIONAL NUDE DAY 1 Celebrate National Nude Day with Sex.com!

    National Nude Day is on July 14th. On the 14th, strip out of those clothes and celebrate the day in the buff.*

    *The 14th is a Monday, so you might want to take the day off of work if you plan on celebrating. Wouldn’t want you to get fired as a result of a workplace harassment claim. People are prudes!

    So if you’ve ever been curious about nude recreation, like hanging out on a nude beach or playing nude sports, now’s your chance! This is a golden opportunity for curious non-nudists and fledgling exhibitionists to get their body out into the world.  Because let’s face it, clothes are just shackles put in place by the man, man.

    If I was able to, I’d probably be hanging out naked 24/7.  Hell, I’m naked right now!  Just naked, sitting at my computer, totally naked, typing.  That might sound great, but if you knew what I looked like right now you probably wouldn’t think it was so awesome.

    Happy National Nude Day from Sex.com!

    July 8, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 19865

  • VH1 Has a Crappy New Show Idea: Naked Dating!

    Have you ever been watching one of the thousands of vanilla dating shows on networks such as Bravo and VH1 and thought to yourself: “This show is great and I am learning about the intricacies of love, romance, and forging connections with a potential significant other, but I would really love it if these people were naked so I could also be jerking off the whole time?”

    Have you ever been on a date with someone and thought to yourself: “I wish instead of regular boring dating, this was Naked Dating?”

    Now you have your chance, because a show has just entered production for VH1 called ‘Naked Dating.’  You can probably figure out what the show is about based on the title, but if you need some further clarification:

    Each episode will feature a man and a woman as they each date two different — and naked — suitors. The series will explore the art of romance — free of preconceived notions, stereotypes and, yes, clothing. At the end of every hourlong episode, the two romance-seekers analyze what they’ve learned from their dates — and themselves — before deciding whether to move forward with their potential love matches.”

    Of course, since the show is on VH1, there won’t be any ACTUAL nudity.  You’re going to have to use your imagination/x-ray vision to see through the likely vast amount of censoring and blurring that will be all over your screen.  Which begs the question, if you’re going to waste an hour a week trying to imagine what these poor censored suckers look like naked, it would be much easier to just log onto Sex.com and look at some ACTUAL naked people, right?

    Still, it seems like the show’s heart is at least vaguely in the right place.   The idea is that, if you meet a potential partner in the nude, you’ll be rid of many of the societal stigmas and boundaries that stem from being clothed and modesty and all of that other prudish boring stuff.

    Don’t get it twisted though, still is still just a gimmicked-up version of your classic boring ass dating shows.  Fortunately I find myself compulsively watching dating shows all the time.  There’s something kind of fun about seeing two horribly awkward people meeting on camera for the first time for the purposes of **TRUUUE LOOOVE***

    Another problem?  Guaranteed that the only people on the show are going to babes with rocking bodies.  That might be good for viewership numbers, but its probably not a great representation of the naked body in general.

    What do you think?  You gonna watch this show?  More importantly, would you participate if given the opportunity?  Naked Dating is gonna be out eventually, so you probably have some time to apply!

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    July 8, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 22572

  • Kelly Brook Pushes the Boundaries of Instagram’s Nudity Policy

    Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers published a list of the nine things that should be banned from Instagram, believing that since people (specifically women) aren’t allowed to share their nipples on Instagram, these nine other erotically charged things should also be banned in the name of consistency.

    Now, I understand that Gil was just using “irony” to point out the “hypocrisy” of Instagram’s no nipple policy (after he carefully explained what both those words meant), but does anyone really want to live in a world where cleavage and asses in yoga pants aren’t readily available on your smartphone?

    Though truthfully, you wouldn’t be at a total loss for hot cleavage pics and asses in yoga pants on your smartphone if Instagram went totally psycho and banned all the good stuff because Sex.com’s mobile site could fill your need for erotic photos on your phone.

    In spite of all the recent cracking down Instagram has been doing, Kelly Brook took to Instagram and shared a totally nude picture of herself. The only thing that’s keeping this thing on Instagram is the way her hair perfectly falls over the nipple.

    So what say you now Gil? Do you still advocate the banning of sexually charged photos? Because if I were you I’d start eating my “irony” right about now.

    I want to give this Kelly Brook Instagram an award of some kind.

    Best boobs?

    Most nude?

    Hottest bod?

    Best O-face?

    It could be celebrated in so many ways that I don’t even know where to begin.

    Instead, I’ll just let you guys decide.

    Think of an award name and nominate Kelly Brook’s Instagram for your award and I’ll use it in the upcoming BABES ON INSTAGRAM post that will highlight all of Kelly Brook’s hottest Instagram pictures.

    Extra points go to the people that take the time to explain why they like Kelly Brook.

    Because who knows? Maybe she’ll see what you wrote and the award you gave her and maybe she’ll want to track you down and fuck you til your pelvis breaks?

    To help inspire you, here are some of the hottest Kelly Brook pictures pinned to Sex.com. Thanks Sex.com-ers! Or shall I say…Sex.cummers? Ew gross. On to the sexy Kelly Brook pictures.

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    I don’t know about you but all these Kelly Brook pictures have got my juices flowing. Creative juices that is (among many other types of juices).

    Now write a comment to impress Kelly Brook with your creativity!

    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 30061

  • Cindy Crawford Nude Pics Have Resurfaced, Un-Edited.

    Cindy Crawford was probably the most iconic model of the 1990s. Back then, everywhere you turned, you saw her gracing the covers of magazines, ad campaigns, saw her on TV talk shows and every other available media outlet.

    Many of the big-time models and sex icons from the 1990s have since faded into obscurity, but Cindy Crawford remains relevant, largely due to her immense celebrity.  She still models to this day, and recently she did a risque photo shoot for W magazine.  The original photos, as is often (always) the case with mainstream publications, was heavily photoshopped to camouflage the normal signs of aging that everyone in the entire world experiences.

    Regardless, something happened recently that flies completely in the face of what normally happens in the modelling and fashion magazine world: the original, un-edited photographs were published online.

    So here they are, naked pictures of 48 year old Cindy Crawford, without any added bullshit.  It’s pretty refreshing to see actually, and Cindy Crawford still looks pretty great, especially for her age.  I truly wish that we could get more ‘behind-the-photoshop’ looks at models, because looking at visibly air-brushed photos all the time can get pretty bothersome, in my opinion.

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    What do you think?  Maybe it’s the vestiges of my former childhood crush coming back to haunt me, but I still totally think Cindy Crawford is a huge babe.  Though she has officially been ‘retired from modelling’ since 2000, that hasn’t stopped her from starring in editorials every once in awhile.

    Here’s hoping that she poses for a few more editorials, and of course, the more nudity the better!

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    June 16, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 21272

  • Sky Ferreira’s Music vs. Sky Ferreira Tits

    Things are just awkward in Brazil right now. This awkward atmosphere is probably due to the fact that the biggest soccer nation is now hosting the sport’s biggest tournament in the World Cup, but at the cost of the overall quality of life for most of the nation’s population. That kind of conflict can’t help but make things strange.

    Or at least that’s how I would explain why Sky Ferreira was asked one of the most awkward questions in television history yesterday. (Though truthfully, the awkward question is probably a result of the language barrier between Portuguese and English, but anyways.) Anyways, the translator unapologetically asked: “Do you think people like your music because of the songs or because of the tits?” Ferreira’s response: “The music, but it helps if you’re a pervert.”

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    June 14, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 18973

  • You Need More Tori Black In Your Life

    Now, I’m not a doctor and I hate to make sweeping generalizations about all my beloved readers but I have to now because it will help you down the line.

    It doesn’t matter if things or going great or things are terrible in your life, there’s one thing that we all need and that is more Tori Black in our lives.

    After watching the trailer for Tori Black’s upcoming show, THE SEX FACTOR, I found myself thinking about an inexplicable void that’s existed in my life as of late and I believe it to be the lack of new Tori Black pictures and videos.

    Though Tori is still listed as an active porn star, a quick scroll through her IAFD page revealed that Tori’s only credits from 2014 have been for compilation videos. Meaning that though Tori Black has been appearing in new releases, it’s really just old footage that’s being recycled. Hey, who can blame them? It’s hard out there.

    At first I was discouraged. Even though Tori was listed as an active performer, I took the fact that she hadn’t been shooting anything new as a bad omen of impending retirement. Heck, she’s got a new gig as a judge on a cool, new porn reality show. And as far as anyone is concerned, she’s already conquered the porn industry…so why continue to do it? It’s not unlike when Michael Jordan retired the first time to play baseball. He was the undisputed best and had to do something because being the best killed his motivation.

    Yes, Tori Black is the Michael Jordan of porn. You can fucking quote me on that.

    Point is, Tori Black retiring from porn would be devastating to anyone who watches porn regularly because she’s the fucking best.

    And just when I was resigned to thinking that she was on her way out, our friends from VIPArea.com come out with brand new Tori Black photos!

    So let us all bask in the glory of these new Tori Black pictures courtesy of VIPArea.com.

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    DAMN.

    This is exactly what we need, more Tori Black in our lives.

    For more Tori and other stunning babes in your life, please check VIPArea.com

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    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 14088

  • Kendall Jenner Nude For Interview Magazine

    When Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian’s younger, hotter half-sister, turned 18, she was flooded with porn offers because everyone in the porn industry had circled her 18th birthday on their calendars in hopes that maybe she would follow in her big sister’s footsteps.

    Of course, Kendall Jenner did not accept any offers to do porn because doing porn would compromise her burgeoning career as a fashion model.

    Downtrodden, the porn industry and perverts were resigned to the fact that the world was not going to see a Kendall Jenner sex tape any time soon.

    I, on the other hand, knew that if Kendall Jenner was going to pursue a career in fashion modelling, it would mean that some tasteful nudes would surface sooner or later because that’s just how fashion is nowadays. When asked to determine the difference between fashion and porn, it’s hard as hell to figure out which one is which.

    And as expected, Kendall Jenner got a modelling job recently and it called for her to strip off her clothes and grab her boobs.

    Not that anyone cares about what Kendall Jenner had to say in her interview (not because she’s a woman, but because she comes from the most vapid family in the history of the world), but the 18-year-old “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” starlet told the interviewer that she’s happy with her career as a model, “I was always looking up to supermodels. They were, like, my superheroes.”

    Hm…very insightful. Now let’s see Kendall Jenner nude (sort of).

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    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 12502