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  • Chrissy Teigen Drunkenly Throws Amazing First Pitch

    Baseball is quite simply a sport I don’t understand. The season is 162 games long. Who cares? Where’s the urgency in winning?

    All I really know about baseball is that often celebrities are invited to the pitcher’s mound to throw out the first pitch and usually end up humiliating themselves. But not always.

    Case-in-point: Supermodel Chrissy Teigen.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 16649

  • 9 Reasons Why I Want To Be BFFs With Rosie Jones

    Looking at sexy pictures eight hours a day can mess with your head. All day long you’re seeing beautiful babes with big tits and big asses, which ultimately breeds thoughts like: “I would do terrible, terrible things to have sex with her.”

    But sex is not the end all and be all. Sometimes when you’re taking in eight hours worth of pictures and GIFs on Sex.com, you get to see more than nudity. Sometimes, you get a glimpse into a hot babe’s personality, which ultimately makes them more attractive because you end up fantasizing about something more than sex. Intimacy. Friendship even.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I find that more often than not, forming a friendship with a hot babe is more fulfilling than selling your soul for a one-night stand. Ideally, you would become best friends with a hot babe and receive sexual benefits from that friendship. Isn’t that something worth fantasizing about?

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 13536

  • Ryan Ryans Is Pure Class

    Let’s be honest guys, showing off your big tits and masturbating in front of a camera for the entire internet to enjoy isn’t what’s associated with being classy.

    Classy is the opposite of crude. And if you were to ask people to choose whether they thought teasing their pussy, topless while millions of men and women watched was classy or crude, they’d probably have to say that it was crude simply because most people are sexually repressed. (As a follow-up question to “Classy vs. Crude”, it would be fun to ask if this was something they’d want to see. You’d be able to use this data to see how many people are liars because of course everyone wants to see that.)

    Though a stripteased followed by masturbating for internet voyeurs would almost unanimously be considered crude, there are always exceptions. Today, we have such an exception. Because Ryan Ryans’s new gallery via VIPArea.com proves that striptease followed by masturbation can indeed be quite classy.

    About two months ago, we became obsessed with Ryan Ryans.

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    July 19, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 16724

  • Celebrate National Nude Day with Sex.com!

    Sex.com is a pornography site, so guess what? We see nudity all of the time, in all shapes and forms.

    Sometimes after watching hours and hours of sex, the beauty of the naked body can get lost in carnality and pornographic sexuality, and I think that’s a shame. The naked body isn’t something that necessarily needs to be associated with sex – inherently its a beautiful and natural thing. The naked body is nothing to be ashamed of, and should be celebrated!

    Luckily, all of the fine nudists of the world have banded together to create an international celebration of the naked body: National Nude Day!

    What is National Nude Day, you might ask? Well first thing’s first, it shares a date with Bastille Day. What’s a Bastille? I have no idea, but it’s certainly (probably) not as cool as being nude.

    National Nude Day is an annual event, which began in 1976, celebrating “naturism around the world and an opportunity to encourage first-timers to enjoy clothes-free relaxation.”

    So, in that spirit, we at Sex.com are going to help you celebrate National Nude Day with this handy infographic:

    NATIONAL NUDE DAY 1 Celebrate National Nude Day with Sex.com!

    National Nude Day is on July 14th. On the 14th, strip out of those clothes and celebrate the day in the buff.*

    *The 14th is a Monday, so you might want to take the day off of work if you plan on celebrating. Wouldn’t want you to get fired as a result of a workplace harassment claim. People are prudes!

    So if you’ve ever been curious about nude recreation, like hanging out on a nude beach or playing nude sports, now’s your chance! This is a golden opportunity for curious non-nudists and fledgling exhibitionists to get their body out into the world.  Because let’s face it, clothes are just shackles put in place by the man, man.

    If I was able to, I’d probably be hanging out naked 24/7.  Hell, I’m naked right now!  Just naked, sitting at my computer, totally naked, typing.  That might sound great, but if you knew what I looked like right now you probably wouldn’t think it was so awesome.

    Happy National Nude Day from Sex.com!

    July 8, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 20703

  • VH1 Has a Crappy New Show Idea: Naked Dating!

    Have you ever been watching one of the thousands of vanilla dating shows on networks such as Bravo and VH1 and thought to yourself: “This show is great and I am learning about the intricacies of love, romance, and forging connections with a potential significant other, but I would really love it if these people were naked so I could also be jerking off the whole time?”

    Have you ever been on a date with someone and thought to yourself: “I wish instead of regular boring dating, this was Naked Dating?”

    Now you have your chance, because a show has just entered production for VH1 called ‘Naked Dating.’  You can probably figure out what the show is about based on the title, but if you need some further clarification:

    Each episode will feature a man and a woman as they each date two different — and naked — suitors. The series will explore the art of romance — free of preconceived notions, stereotypes and, yes, clothing. At the end of every hourlong episode, the two romance-seekers analyze what they’ve learned from their dates — and themselves — before deciding whether to move forward with their potential love matches.”

    Of course, since the show is on VH1, there won’t be any ACTUAL nudity.  You’re going to have to use your imagination/x-ray vision to see through the likely vast amount of censoring and blurring that will be all over your screen.  Which begs the question, if you’re going to waste an hour a week trying to imagine what these poor censored suckers look like naked, it would be much easier to just log onto Sex.com and look at some ACTUAL naked people, right?

    Still, it seems like the show’s heart is at least vaguely in the right place.   The idea is that, if you meet a potential partner in the nude, you’ll be rid of many of the societal stigmas and boundaries that stem from being clothed and modesty and all of that other prudish boring stuff.

    Don’t get it twisted though, still is still just a gimmicked-up version of your classic boring ass dating shows.  Fortunately I find myself compulsively watching dating shows all the time.  There’s something kind of fun about seeing two horribly awkward people meeting on camera for the first time for the purposes of **TRUUUE LOOOVE***

    Another problem?  Guaranteed that the only people on the show are going to babes with rocking bodies.  That might be good for viewership numbers, but its probably not a great representation of the naked body in general.

    What do you think?  You gonna watch this show?  More importantly, would you participate if given the opportunity?  Naked Dating is gonna be out eventually, so you probably have some time to apply!

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    July 8, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 24980

  • Kelly Brook Pushes the Boundaries of Instagram’s Nudity Policy

    Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers published a list of the nine things that should be banned from Instagram, believing that since people (specifically women) aren’t allowed to share their nipples on Instagram, these nine other erotically charged things should also be banned in the name of consistency.

    Now, I understand that Gil was just using “irony” to point out the “hypocrisy” of Instagram’s no nipple policy (after he carefully explained what both those words meant), but does anyone really want to live in a world where cleavage and asses in yoga pants aren’t readily available on your smartphone?

    Though truthfully, you wouldn’t be at a total loss for hot cleavage pics and asses in yoga pants on your smartphone if Instagram went totally psycho and banned all the good stuff because Sex.com’s mobile site could fill your need for erotic photos on your phone.

    In spite of all the recent cracking down Instagram has been doing, Kelly Brook took to Instagram and shared a totally nude picture of herself. The only thing that’s keeping this thing on Instagram is the way her hair perfectly falls over the nipple.

    So what say you now Gil? Do you still advocate the banning of sexually charged photos? Because if I were you I’d start eating my “irony” right about now.

    I want to give this Kelly Brook Instagram an award of some kind.

    Best boobs?

    Most nude?

    Hottest bod?

    Best O-face?

    It could be celebrated in so many ways that I don’t even know where to begin.

    Instead, I’ll just let you guys decide.

    Think of an award name and nominate Kelly Brook’s Instagram for your award and I’ll use it in the upcoming BABES ON INSTAGRAM post that will highlight all of Kelly Brook’s hottest Instagram pictures.

    Extra points go to the people that take the time to explain why they like Kelly Brook.

    Because who knows? Maybe she’ll see what you wrote and the award you gave her and maybe she’ll want to track you down and fuck you til your pelvis breaks?

    To help inspire you, here are some of the hottest Kelly Brook pictures pinned to Sex.com. Thanks Sex.com-ers! Or shall I say…Sex.cummers? Ew gross. On to the sexy Kelly Brook pictures.

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    I don’t know about you but all these Kelly Brook pictures have got my juices flowing. Creative juices that is (among many other types of juices).

    Now write a comment to impress Kelly Brook with your creativity!

    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 30706

  • Cindy Crawford Nude Pics Have Resurfaced, Un-Edited.

    Cindy Crawford was probably the most iconic model of the 1990s. Back then, everywhere you turned, you saw her gracing the covers of magazines, ad campaigns, saw her on TV talk shows and every other available media outlet.

    Many of the big-time models and sex icons from the 1990s have since faded into obscurity, but Cindy Crawford remains relevant, largely due to her immense celebrity.  She still models to this day, and recently she did a risque photo shoot for W magazine.  The original photos, as is often (always) the case with mainstream publications, was heavily photoshopped to camouflage the normal signs of aging that everyone in the entire world experiences.

    Regardless, something happened recently that flies completely in the face of what normally happens in the modelling and fashion magazine world: the original, un-edited photographs were published online.

    So here they are, naked pictures of 48 year old Cindy Crawford, without any added bullshit.  It’s pretty refreshing to see actually, and Cindy Crawford still looks pretty great, especially for her age.  I truly wish that we could get more ‘behind-the-photoshop’ looks at models, because looking at visibly air-brushed photos all the time can get pretty bothersome, in my opinion.

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    What do you think?  Maybe it’s the vestiges of my former childhood crush coming back to haunt me, but I still totally think Cindy Crawford is a huge babe.  Though she has officially been ‘retired from modelling’ since 2000, that hasn’t stopped her from starring in editorials every once in awhile.

    Here’s hoping that she poses for a few more editorials, and of course, the more nudity the better!

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    June 16, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 22063

  • Sky Ferreira’s Music vs. Sky Ferreira Tits

    Things are just awkward in Brazil right now. This awkward atmosphere is probably due to the fact that the biggest soccer nation is now hosting the sport’s biggest tournament in the World Cup, but at the cost of the overall quality of life for most of the nation’s population. That kind of conflict can’t help but make things strange.

    Or at least that’s how I would explain why Sky Ferreira was asked one of the most awkward questions in television history yesterday. (Though truthfully, the awkward question is probably a result of the language barrier between Portuguese and English, but anyways.) Anyways, the translator unapologetically asked: “Do you think people like your music because of the songs or because of the tits?” Ferreira’s response: “The music, but it helps if you’re a pervert.”

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    June 14, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 19305

  • You Need More Tori Black In Your Life

    Now, I’m not a doctor and I hate to make sweeping generalizations about all my beloved readers but I have to now because it will help you down the line.

    It doesn’t matter if things or going great or things are terrible in your life, there’s one thing that we all need and that is more Tori Black in our lives.

    After watching the trailer for Tori Black’s upcoming show, THE SEX FACTOR, I found myself thinking about an inexplicable void that’s existed in my life as of late and I believe it to be the lack of new Tori Black pictures and videos.

    Though Tori is still listed as an active porn star, a quick scroll through her IAFD page revealed that Tori’s only credits from 2014 have been for compilation videos. Meaning that though Tori Black has been appearing in new releases, it’s really just old footage that’s being recycled. Hey, who can blame them? It’s hard out there.

    At first I was discouraged. Even though Tori was listed as an active performer, I took the fact that she hadn’t been shooting anything new as a bad omen of impending retirement. Heck, she’s got a new gig as a judge on a cool, new porn reality show. And as far as anyone is concerned, she’s already conquered the porn industry…so why continue to do it? It’s not unlike when Michael Jordan retired the first time to play baseball. He was the undisputed best and had to do something because being the best killed his motivation.

    Yes, Tori Black is the Michael Jordan of porn. You can fucking quote me on that.

    Point is, Tori Black retiring from porn would be devastating to anyone who watches porn regularly because she’s the fucking best.

    And just when I was resigned to thinking that she was on her way out, our friends from VIPArea.com come out with brand new Tori Black photos!

    So let us all bask in the glory of these new Tori Black pictures courtesy of VIPArea.com.

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    DAMN.

    This is exactly what we need, more Tori Black in our lives.

    For more Tori and other stunning babes in your life, please check VIPArea.com

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    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 15152

  • Kendall Jenner Nude For Interview Magazine

    When Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian’s younger, hotter half-sister, turned 18, she was flooded with porn offers because everyone in the porn industry had circled her 18th birthday on their calendars in hopes that maybe she would follow in her big sister’s footsteps.

    Of course, Kendall Jenner did not accept any offers to do porn because doing porn would compromise her burgeoning career as a fashion model.

    Downtrodden, the porn industry and perverts were resigned to the fact that the world was not going to see a Kendall Jenner sex tape any time soon.

    I, on the other hand, knew that if Kendall Jenner was going to pursue a career in fashion modelling, it would mean that some tasteful nudes would surface sooner or later because that’s just how fashion is nowadays. When asked to determine the difference between fashion and porn, it’s hard as hell to figure out which one is which.

    And as expected, Kendall Jenner got a modelling job recently and it called for her to strip off her clothes and grab her boobs.

    Not that anyone cares about what Kendall Jenner had to say in her interview (not because she’s a woman, but because she comes from the most vapid family in the history of the world), but the 18-year-old “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” starlet told the interviewer that she’s happy with her career as a model, “I was always looking up to supermodels. They were, like, my superheroes.”

    Hm…very insightful. Now let’s see Kendall Jenner nude (sort of).

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    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 13291

  • Kennedy Summers Named Playmate of the Year

    Hugh Hefner announced 2014’s Playmate of the Year last Thursday and it’s none other than beautiful blonde Kennedy Summers!

    Why should you care? Because it’s a huge achievement! She might as well have won the Nobel Prize for nude modelling.

    Kennedy Summers was born in Germany but raised in Virginia. And there’s more to her than just a pretty face and a killer body. She’s bilingual and holds a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and a master’s degree in health administration. Plus, she’s currently working on her M.D., with plans to become a plastic surgeon (which if she can get her M.D., her practice is almost guaranteed to be a success given the industry she’s currently in).

    So what can we expect from Kennedy Summers now that she’s the Playmate of the Year?

    “As 2014’s Playmate of the Year, my mission is to help Playboy thrive, as it always has, to break boundaries and carry us into the future,” Kennedy says. “I couldn’t be more excited!”

    How she plans on breaking boundaries and carrying Playboy into the future remains unclear. However, we know that Kennedy Summers is a very smart lady, so I’m sure she’ll figure something out.

    One thing’s for sure, any boundaries she breaks and carrying into the future she does, it will probably be in the nude.

    Speaking of Kennedy Summers nude, let’s check out some of Kennedy Summers hottest pictures pinned to Sex.com!

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    So what do you guys think?

    Can this beautiful, busty blonde by the name of Kennedy Summers break new boundaries for Playboy and help them carry on into the future?

    May 20, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 13875

  • Pilot Spoils Sexy Stewardess Hook-Up Fantasy

    If there’s one thing that I absolutely hate, it’s flying.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not afraid of flying, it’s just such a nuisance to get all the way out to the airport, spend a couple hours going through security, wait around at the gate for another couple hours, and then get crammed between two obese midwesterners. It’s just so boring, and it’s especially unbearable when the airport doesn’t provide any smoking areas.

    But despite the overall inconvenience that comes with flying, it can all be made up for with a sexy stewardess. No longer are you focused on the sheer awfulness of being trapped in a metal fuselage a million miles in the air, you’re focused on figuring out a way to seduce the sexy stewardess because as we all know, sexy stewardesses are sex crazed maniacs that are hooking up with the pilots as soon as they hit the ground if they fail to meet a prominent sex blogger that they’re serving.

    Well…actually, that’s not entirely true.

    As it turns out, sexy stewardesses aren’t hooking up with pilots, and probably hooking up with even fewer passengers.

    Sad, sad day.

    Flight Club interviewed an everyday, normal pilot and asked him, “Do pilots hook up with flight attendants as often as people think?”

    To which he replied:

    “I can honestly say that if this has happened on any crew I have been a part of, it has been very well disguised. I can’t think of a single time in which I’ve noticed anyone in my crew head back to a hotel room together. There are some couples that are dating and bid to fly together, but I’ve never seen a random hookup.”

    Well that’s just great. The sexy stewardess fantasy has been totally ruined by this anonymous pilot.

    So let’s bid farewell and bon voyage to our sexy stewardess fantasies by checking out the sexiest stewardesses on Sex.com.

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    May 15, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 10406

  • Keir Alexa Wohlman on Necker Island

    I’m not exactly sure who Keir Alexa Wohlman is.  I did my research, so its not my fault!

    There just isn’t much substantial information about this hottie who posed in yet another fashion/erotica/soft core porn photo shoot.  I do have to hand it to Treats Magazine, who continue to fight the good fight by incorporating a vast amount of nudity in all of their photo shoots.  Keep it up!

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    April 29, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 21523

  • Has Miranda Kerr Forgotten How To Wear Clothes?

    It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.

    You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.

    Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.

    Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.

    It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:

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    Well done Miranda.

    I truly hope that you never relearn how to cover up that stunning body.

    You can start dating again, just please stay as nude as possible.

    April 22, 2014 • BABES • Views: 19126

  • Munich Now Has “Urban Naked Zones” For Nude Sunbathers!

    Have you ever been wandering through your city, taking in all the poverty, pollution, garbage, and miserable faces and thought to yourself, “Man…everything in this city would be way better if only everyone was allowed to be nude.”?

    Well, if that thought has ever crossed your mind, you need to get yourself to Munich, Germany because they have just created six official “Urban Naked Zones“.

    Since statewide laws regulating nude sunbathing in Bavaria expired last autumn, Germany’s third largest city has been debating whether or not to welcome nude sunbathers. And the decisions they reached was that nude sunbathers are more than welcome in Munich.

    Everyone in Munich is now allowed to sunbathe in the nude, provided they are in one of six designated nude areas of the city. Here now is a look at Munich’s new urban naked zones:

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    I’ve never been to Munich so I have no idea what I’m looking at. Regardless of how little information this map gives us about Munich’s nude zones, all we need to take away from this story is that Munich is the place to be this summer if you want to get nude in public.

    There’s no mention whether Munich will allow any other nude activities besides sunbathing, which is too bad because though nude sunbathing is kind of boring. What about nude basketball? Nude croquet? Nude picnics? What about sex in public? There’s more to summer than just sunbathing nude.

    Though Munich’s new urban nude zones raise more questions than answers, I still think it’s great that Bavarians and tourists will be able to enjoy nude sunbathing. To get you excited for nude sunbathing in Munich this summer, here are some of the hottest pictures of nude sunbathers on Sex.com.

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    April 22, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8628

  • Barbara Palvin Nude In Marie Claire Italy

    Barbara Palvin is a 20 year-old Hungarian fashion model whose new nude photos further blur the line between fashion and porn.

    Seriously, if someone had told me that these new Barbara Palvin nude photos were from her Met-Art debut, I’d believe it. But that’s just the state of fashion nowadays.

    Remember that game, Fashion or Porn? Well if these new Barbara Palvin nude photos had been included into its system, I bet they’d cause a whole lot of confusion.

    Ultimately, I think the reason fashion and porn are so hard to differentiate between is because they’re basically the same thing. Fashion is obviously more acceptable and self-important than porn, but just look at the etymology of the word pornography. Pornography comes from the Greek “pornographos” which translates to “writing about prostitutes.” Obviously it’s easy to make a connection between pornstars and prostitutes, since they’re both having sex for money (and a lot of pornstars also escort to make ends meat).

    But if we look at the etymology for the word “prostitute”, we see that the origin is from the Latin  “prostitut“, which means “exposed publicly, offered for sale.” Wouldn’t it be fair to assume that all models, adult and fashion, are exposed publicly and offered for sale? Adult models sell their sexuality for purposes of arousal, whereas fashion models sell their sexuality, youth, unrealistic beauty, and to a lesser extent arousal for the sake of a brand or conglomerate. Did I just blow your mind or is this the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?

    That’s how I see it anyways. Which is exactly why this blog loves hot fashion models like Barbara Palvin as much as any pornstar. They’re both selling arousal, but the fashion models are doing it with more subversion.

    Speaking of arousal, all this philosophizing must be a huge turn-off. Allow me to make it up to you by offering these Barbara Palvin nude photos from Marie Claire Italy:

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    Goodness gracious. Barbara Palvin sure is gorgeous! Thank God fashion and porn are basically the same thing.

    See more Barbara Palvin nude here: Barbara Palvin nude pictures on Sex.com.

    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 53254

  • Finally! Some Emily Ratajkowski Pictures Worth Posting.

    Oh Emily. So glad you're back. You might be wondering...where did Emily Ratajkowski go? It sure didn't seem like she went anywhere. In fact, she totally blew up. Pulling in that Sports Illustrated money, know what I mean? Well that's the whole point. She didn't go anywhere but up. Over the course of last year, Emily Ratajkowski's profile grew higher and higher to the point where it looked like she would never pose nude again. That's what happens with models like Emily Ratajkowski. They get their big break in the buff and all of a sudden when they're the hottest ticket in town, they're too good to flash a little bit of tit. As you know, I've never met Emily Ratajkowski. But those who have say that she's real smart and sweet. Of course, whenever I heard that description of Emily I'd roll my eyes in frustration. Smart enough to use her naked body and big tits to get everyone's attention but not sweet enough to continue getting undressed once she starts cashing big, fat cheques. Things looked grim for fans of a nude Emily Ratajkowski since she spent the better part of the winter in boring photo shoot after boring photo shoot. But I'm happy to announce that Emily Ratajkowski is getting topless again! I'm not sure where they're from or what they're for, but who cares? Emily Ratajkowski nude in the shower is all I need to see to be totally on board for whatever this is. So please, be thankful that Emily is smart enough to get her big break taking her clothes off and sweet enough to continue taking off her clothes even though she can totally get jobs where nudity is not a requirement. Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com Source: Uploaded by user via bubblegumtaint on Sex.com

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    Oh Emily. So glad you’re back.

    You might be wondering…where did Emily Ratajkowski go? It sure didn’t seem like she went anywhere. In fact, she totally blew up. Pulling in that Sports Illustrated money, know what I mean?

    Well that’s the whole point. She didn’t go anywhere but up. Over the course of last year, Emily Ratajkowski’s profile grew higher and higher to the point where it looked like she would never pose nude again.

    That’s what happens with models like Emily Ratajkowski. They get their big break in the buff and all of a sudden when they’re the hottest ticket in town, they’re too good to flash a little bit of tit.

    As you know, I’ve never met Emily Ratajkowski. But those who have say that she’s real smart and sweet. Of course, whenever I heard that description of Emily I’d roll my eyes in frustration. Smart enough to use her naked body and big tits to get everyone’s attention but not sweet enough to continue getting undressed once she starts cashing big, fat cheques.

    Things looked grim for fans of a nude Emily Ratajkowski since she spent the better part of the winter in boring photo shoot after boring photo shoot.

    But I’m happy to announce that Emily Ratajkowski is getting topless again!

    I’m not sure where they’re from or what they’re for, but who cares? Emily Ratajkowski nude in the shower is all I need to see to be totally on board for whatever this is. So please, be thankful that Emily is smart enough to get her big break taking her clothes off and sweet enough to continue taking off her clothes even though she can totally get jobs where nudity is not a requirement.

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    April 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 13622

  • Calm Down. Those Demi Lovato Nudes Are Fake.

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    I wonder if “Let It Go” was inspired by what Wilmer Valderrama was screaming during this picture.

    I’ll be honest, when news first broke that there were Demi Lovato nude pictures for sale, I had a feeling that if they ever saw the light of day they’d be boring as hell.

    Well, those Demi Lovato nude pictures for sale have been published on the internet and I’m sorry to say that my prediction was 100% accurate.

    The new M.O. for former Disney stars is to put out some sexy selfies if they want to be considered anything more than a Disney property. And though the act of a former Disney star leaking sexy selfies may help with their public perception, you have to admit that their photos are never that interesting. For proof of this, just look at Jennette McCurdy’s sexy selfies.

    No matter how hard they try, they’re still spic-and-span, squeaky clean.

    Let’s take a look at the Demi Lovato nudes now:  Continue Reading

    April 7, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5053

  • Game Of Thrones Has A Sex Infographic

    Did anyone else notice that millions of people had raging erections for the Game of Thrones premier yesterday? It’s like the world ceased to function yesterday because too many nerds were busy stroking themselves in anticipation for the premier. 

    Personally, I couldn’t care less because Game of Thrones is shockingly boring for a show that is sold as a show about violence and fantasy-boobs. You may like the show, which is fine. You’re allowed to like whatever you want. My real problem with Game of Thrones is how much people like it. Whenever anyone finds out I don’t watch Game of Thrones, they get all defensive about it. I assume it’s either that they’re trying to cope with the fact that they’re huge nerds or it’s because they also hate the show but lack the sense of self to seek out something they’ll actually enjoy.

    But even though I have no interest in Game of Thrones, I’m very familiar with television and I know that by the fourth season it can be hard to keep track of who has boned who. So that’s why CoolMaterial.com has put together this infographic to refresh your memory. Have a look below:  Continue Reading

    April 7, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 8348

  • Stacy Martin Nudes From Nymphomaniac

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    Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac volumes 1 and 2 are supposed to be 242 minutes of raunchy sex. Normally I’d be first in line to see a movie all about sex, but knowing that it was directed by Lars Von Trier ultimately makes it not worth seeing because that dude is twisted.

    Dancer In The Dark made me want to kill myself and I had to gouge my eyes out after seeing Charlotte Gainsbourg’s amateur female circumcision in AntichristAfter watching those two agonizing Lars Von Trier movies, I’ve totally sworn off seeing any of his work, especially if it’s about sex. I would hate to have sex ruined for me just because some Danish director’s only way to cope with depression is by making movies.

    The only reason I ever even contemplated seeing Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac was because I knew that the sexy actress Stacy Martin would be making her big nude debut. However, I quickly realized that though Stacy Martin is the new girl on the block, she’s sexy enough that someone will endure the pain of watching Nymphomaniac while taking screen caps of every moment where Stacy Martin appears nude.

    And I’m happy to say that the internet did not let us down! Someone out there actually watched Nymphomaniac and managed to get all of Stacy Martin’s nude and sex scenes. So let’s all take a moment to thank the internet for making it possible to see Stacy Martin nude without having to watch this terrible movie.  Continue Reading

    April 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 20358