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  • Orgasm Facts For National Orgasm Day!

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    Did you know that today, July 31st is National Orgasm Day?

    I sure didn’t know!

    Just like Steak and Blowjob Day and Masturbation Month, National Orgasm Day is a sexy alternative holiday that’s all about celebrating orgasms!

    Normally to celebrate such as occasion, I would just throw together some orgasm pictures or orgasm videos (which you can still see by clicking those words). Instead, I’d like share some bizarre orgasms facts.

    After all the more you know about orgasms, the it is easier make them happen (for yourself and your partner).

    Ok! Weird orgasm facts! Here we go!  Continue Reading

    July 31, 2013 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 1494

  • Sex Toys Are Now Tax Deductible

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    Cam Girls Rejoice!

    Tax Day has come and gone once again, which means we get to be totally irresponsible with our money until next April!

    Everyone hates taxes. That’s a fact. However, there is some good news this week about taxes and it’s just for the hot babes working those live web cams. Next year when it’s time to do your taxes, you can deduct sex toys and other sex products as a business expense! Continue Reading

    April 17, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips, Sex News • Views: 1006

  • Hot Sex Includes Love

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    Sex, obviously

    Do you worry that the youth of today are too obsessed with “hooking up” and that it’s destroying human intimacy?

    First of all, mind your own goddamn business and let the youth of today live their lives.

    Second of all, according to the new Great Sex Survey by Durex, “hooking up” is NBD, which is how young people say No Big Deal.

    Allow me to explain… Continue Reading

    April 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1230

  • The Dirty Dozen: 12 Porn Facilitators

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    Sasha Grey

    Unfortunately, this is not a blog post about the Lee Marvin movie The Dirty Dozen. Although, that is a great movie. The movie is about a group of convicted felons that get recruited by Lee Marvin to participate in a top secret mission. The mission? Infiltrate a castle controlled by German forces in France.

    Seriously, it’s a great movie. If you like war movies, you need to see The Dirty Dozen.

    This blog post is actually about a new Dirty Dozen, Morality in Media’s Dirty Dozen.

    Morality in Media is a faith-based, anti-pornography group that wants to censor anything they deem to be “obscene”. So they hate stuff like porn, anything gay, rap music, rock n roll, cellphones, the internet, books, anything violent. You know, all the usual suspects.

    They’ve just released a list of the top 12 facilitators of porn in America. Let’s see who they think is a problem: Continue Reading

    April 2, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 931

  • Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

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    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

    I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

    So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day? Continue Reading

    March 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1168

  • What your favorite boobs say about you

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    “Very large” boobs

    One of the reasons why straight men are always trying to look at boobs is because boobs come in all different shapes and sizes. Variety, it’s the spice of life! If there were no variety in boobs, we wouldn’t be so desperate to see them all the time. Been there, done that, amirite fellas?

    Thankfully, all boobs are different and discovering new boobs is always a valuable learning experience.

    Last month, British men were surveyed on their breast size preferences. The research done by Viren Swami and Martin J. Tovée on men’s favorite boobs is unreliable because they only surveyed white men living in London, but we’re going to talk about it anyways. Any boob news is relevant and credible boob news on this blog.

    So what did the survey find out about white men living in London and their favorite boobs?

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    March 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 740

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

    Dildo 01 1200 Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1915

  • Valentine’s Gift Guide (part 5) – Oral Sex

    Almost there.

    Just two days away from Valentine’s Day.

    If you haven’t gotten your sweetheart anything, I have bad news for you…

    It’s too late. You’ll never find a good present because everything’s been bought. The only thing you can do now is start thinking of times you didn’t forget Valentine’s Day as a counterpoint for the big fight you’re about to have.

    Really though, it doesn’t matter. So you missed Valentine’s Day? There will be one next year! And to make sure you don’t get sent into the doghouse next Valentine’s Day, we’ve got an amazing gift idea for you and your sweetheart.

    Oral sex enhancers!

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    February 12, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1162

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 4) – DIY Dildos

    Oh no.

    We’re less than a week from Valentine’s Day.

    The worst part about Valentine’s Day must be seeing couples do romantic things. It’s a painful reminder that you’ve never loved anyone. The only reason that you even see anyone at all is to satisfy your sexual appetite.

    But the second worst part is definitely the shopping. Shopping is hard no matter what the occasion is. But this ain’t just any occasion. It’s Valentine’s Day. If your present stinks, you could go without sex for months! Which is totally unfair, by the way.

    To save your sex life, we here at Sex.com have taken it upon ourselves to provide the best possible gift suggestion this Valentine’s Day. That’s why we’re back with the fourth installment of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.

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    February 8, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1153

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 3) – Fake Girlfriends

    It is now officially Valentine’s Day shopping crunch time.

    Football has ended.

    Part 1 and Part 2 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide have been online for almost a week.

    You have no more excuses. You have all the tools to make Valentine’s Day great.

    I’m sure a lot of you are single and couldn’t care less about celebrating Valentine’s Day or shopping for Valentine’s Day because the holiday is a reminder that you will be alone forever.

    Well, in Part 3 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we’ve found the perfect gift for all the singles in the world…

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    February 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 690

  • Oral Sex Assassin

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    Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

    The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

    Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

    Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

    No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2713

  • Proof that everyone watches porn

    091203 porn Proof that everyone watches pornHow often have you lied about your porn habits? Once a week since you started watching porn?

    Sooner or later, someone will bring up porn and you’re faced with the difficult decision of either admitting to be being a filthy pervert or lying to someone’s face by telling them, “Oh, no. I don’t watch porn.”

    Lying is almost worse than admitting anything because you have to deal with the smirks and eye-rolls of skeptics. They can see right through your lie and you just have to sit there, lying through your goddamn teeth.

    But have you heard the good news? A new study by the University of Montreal has accidentally proven that literally every single man has consumed porn. Finally, you can stop lying to your friends and family!

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    January 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 715

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex

    holiday sexy 300x300 Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral SexChristmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

    But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

    There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

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    December 21, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1099

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 4)

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    Justin Timberlake wasn’t cool until he put his dick in a box

    Christmas presents used to be so simple! Let’s run through how easy it used:

    1. Cut a hole in the box.

    2. Put your junk in that box.

    3. Make her open the box.

    Then, of course, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake had to ruin it for all of us regular Joe’s. I know I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again: you can’t trust Hollywood celebrities. They are all bad news.

    So now that putting your dick in a box is no longer an option, what are you supposed to do for Christmas presents? Well, you’re in luck because we have been preparing Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide for almost thirty minutes to ensure that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

    Let’s see what Part 4 of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide has in store for us!

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    December 18, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 470

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 849

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide – (Part 1)

    Bad news, everyone. It’s Christmas time…again.

    As many of you already know, Christmas is great. It’s a time when everyone comes together to celebrate the President of the United States’s birthday. There’s food, there’s music, there’s Die Hard. What more could you ask for from a holiday?

    Oh but the shopping! It’s too hard! How are you supposed to know what to get anyone for Christmas?

    Well don’t worry, Sex.com has you covered.

    Sex.com would like to introduce the first installment of our Christmas Gift Guide. Sporadically from now until Christmas, we’ll be finding the perfect gifts for this holiday season.

    So finish tying your traditional Christmas noose and see our must-have gifts for this Christmas!

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    December 6, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 706

  • Lesbian sex in jail cell gets RCMP in trouble

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    Jail is a great place to meet a partner

    What prompted an investigation into the Kamloops RCMP, which determined four officers and three civilian guards acted “unreasonable” and “demonstrated a complete lack of professionalism?”

    Would you believe that it was their reactions to two female prisoners having sex in a jail-cell? Yes, for the second time this week we have a classic male (and perhaps female as well) fantasy that comes true with consequence.

    In August 2010, two women were being held in the drunk tank when the officers and guards allegedly watched them have sex on the security cameras. They were arrested separately but they were able to connect because they had intoxication in common.

    Unfortunately, the people watching didn’t realize that they were on camera also.

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    August 30, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 304

  • Republicans to propose a crackdown on pornography

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    Artist rendering of Republicans having sex

    Republicans are always trying to take a moral high ground in their constant struggle against the depraved Democrats. Their latest claim to morality for this year’s election is calling for a crackdown on pornography.

    “Current laws on all forms of pornography and obscenity need to be vigorously enforced,” is what Republicans have added to a draft of their official platform according to Reuters. If Mitt Romney is elected, it could mean a change in obscenity’s legal definition as well as more blocking software use to scrub out internet pornography.po

    The Republican Party has always been perceived to be the party of big business. Would it not be beneficial to their economic policy to leave the $2 to $13 billion adult industry alone? Publicly they would have to condemn it but the reality is that pornography is a real industry. How could they benefit from trying to crush a contributor to the economy? (If someone has an explanation please leave a comment because as you can tell my understanding of economics is extremely low)

    The decision to attack the porn industry must be based on morality. However a study by Benjamin Edelman from 2009 revealed that it was primarily conservative (or “Red”) states that had the highest consumption of pornography.

    The top ten states with porn subscriptions per 1000 homes according to the study: Continue Reading

    August 29, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 296