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  • Must-See Porn Video of the Day: Noelle Easton Fucks Her Boss For a Bonus

    Is there any feeling worse than when your boss reneges on a promise?

    They come up to you all like, “If you complete this assignment, we’ll give you a big fat bonus check!”

    So you start coming into work earlier. You go home later. Sometimes you end up skipping lunches. Even though you can feel yourself wearing thin, you carry on because deep down you know that it will all pay off once that big fat bonus gets deposited directly into your account.

    But then once you’ve done all they’ve asked, there’s no bonus. Turns out, they were just jerking you around the entire time.

    It sucks. It’s crushing to get fucked by your boss like that. I’ve been through it too many times and it pains me to think about all those extra hours wasted working on something with no return.

    That’s why Noelle Easton’s new Naughty Office makes me want to give the big breasted beauty a standing ovation. Rather than just get fucked by her boss, she turns the whole shitty situation on its head and fucks her boss instead! Continue Reading

    March 5, 2015 • Pictures & Vids, Popular, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 9818

  • Man Caught Jerking Off Into Coworker’s Coffee

    So in recent news, a Minnesota man working at a hardware store was caught jerking off into his coworker’s coffee in order to get her attention. He later admitted that he had done so twice before since February and had jerked off on her desk a couple of other times too because he was attracted to her. Police later inspected the desk and found the man’s semen all over the place. I could just imagine the semen stains that came up under black light and it’s not a pretty picture. I wonder if he found Chico’s 29 Excuses for Why You Won’t Cum Tonight useful on the days he did it.

    I’m not quite sure how she didn’t quite notice the taste of semen in her coffee beforehand. She says she suspected the cream was spoiled but… have you ever tasted salty spoiled cream? Why didn’t she think that was weird?

    The man is now facing a 4500$ fine and a possibility of a year in jail. You guys ask me for advice all the time, so I’m just going to impart a little bit more of my wisdom on this topic today, while simultaneously hoping you guys wouldn’t need it:

    Do not jerk off into your coworkers’ coffee.

    Do not jerk off into any of your coworkers’ food.

    Do not jerk off onto your coworker (or anyone) unless you have permission to do so in any way.

    Get permission first, then go right ahead and jerk off on whatever you both like.

    And if you’re having trouble getting someone’s attention at work…literally just ask them to have lunch with you on their break or buy them a semen-less coffee. Not hard. (Pun intended)

    September 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 14762

  • Office MILF Julia Ann

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    Julia Ann

    Can you believe anyone would be stupid enough to cheat on Julia Ann?

    Well it happened! Julia Ann’s husband has been sleeping with one of his employees. So being the sexy MILF that Julia Ann is, she decides to get back at her husband by sleeping with his mistress’s boyfriend.

    Two wrongs are oh so right.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5560