Clitoris Awareness Week

It’s Clitoris Awareness Week!

But wait…isn’t it International Masturbation Month too? Yes it is! So why then do we need Clitoris Awareness Week in the middle of International Masturbation Month? Isn’t it a little redundant?

No, it’s not. We need Clitoris Awareness Week because the clitoris is the Rodney Dangerfield of the human body. Everybody knows and loves the clitoris, but it gets no respect I tells ya. Just like Rodney Dangerfield.

The whole purpose of Clitoris Awareness Week is to get people talking about their sexuality, specifically their clitorises. So in the spirit of this very special week, I’m going to give you a few clitoral sex tips to help you better utilize the clitoris in your every day sex life. Continue reading “Clitoris Tips for Clitoris Awareness Week” »

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Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day? Continue reading “Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!” »

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Camille Crimson

A gorgeous busty redhead who loves to give blowjobs is just too good to be true, right? Not so. Camille Crimson is as real as they come. She is that gorgeous busty redhead who loves to give blowjobs that we’ve all dreamed about. Except she’s slightly better than any redhead we’ve ever dreamed up because she’s also a francophone. Speaking French always scores a lot of sexy points.

Camille was nice enough to take some time out of her busy schedule to talk to us about running her own websites, being an independent porn star, and blowjobs.

So without further ado, let’s get to the Camille Crimson interview.

Continue reading “The Camille Crimson Interview” »

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Hillary Clinton and a Panda?

FreedomWorks, an influential Tea Party group, made a promotional video for a big conference. For some reason, the promotional video included a sequence that showed two female interns dressed up as Hillary Clinton and a Panda (the Panda represents bleeding heart liberals, by the way). Allegedly, the panda is seen on its knees giving Hillary Clinton a blowjob. Yes, a Hillary Clinton Panda sex video.

Of course, it was never screened because that would be crazy. MotherJones broke the story this morning and people are outraged. But is it really that bad?

Continue reading “Breaking down the Hillary Clinton sex video” »

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Heart shaped nipple-pasties are not an appropriate Valentine’s Day Gift

Almost there.

Just two days away from Valentine’s Day.

If you haven’t gotten your sweetheart anything, I have bad news for you…

It’s too late. You’ll never find a good present because everything’s been bought. The only thing you can do now is start thinking of times you didn’t forget Valentine’s Day as a counterpoint for the big fight you’re about to have.

Really though, it doesn’t matter. So you missed Valentine’s Day? There will be one next year! And to make sure you don’t get sent into the doghouse next Valentine’s Day, we’ve got an amazing gift idea for you and your sweetheart.

Oral sex enhancers!

Continue reading “Valentine’s Gift Guide (part 5) – Oral Sex” »

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Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

Continue reading “Oral Sex Assassin” »

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Artists rendering of typical American 69 sex position

A Florida woman was arrested last week after beating her boyfriend for unsatisfying oral sex.

Jeannie Scott, 50, was 69ing with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jilberto Deleon, 32, at his home on December 27th. Sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend an evening. Sure, they’re old and from Florida but 69ing is fun!

But it turned bad when Deleon finished first and stop pleasuring his lady. As all the ladies reading this blog may expect, she got angry, they started arguing, then started punching and scratching him.

Continue reading “69-Fail lands woman in jail” »

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The Happy Couple

If you don’t think New Year’s Eve isn’t one of the most magical eves of the year, then you have obviously never seen the Gary Marshall holiday classic New Year’s Eve. From what I remember, it’s about how different celebrities are able to find the magic in New Year’s Eve and fall in love with each other.

And was there ever some celebrity magic this New Year’s Eve in Times Square. You had the ubiquitous and charming Anderson Cooper hosting the festivities live with Kathy “whatever” Griffin as they had done in previous years. But Kathy, drunk on New Year’s Eve magic and possibly alcohol,
decided to spice-up the live broadcast by trying to simulate oral sex (AKA blowjob) on Anderson Cooper.

Normally, there would be nothing wrong with that. Just two friends having a good time, pretending to pleasure each other orally. But unfortunately, they were on live TV with literally hundreds of people watching.

Let’s check out Kathy’s fake-BJ highlight-reel:

Continue reading “Anderson Cooper denies Kathy Griffin’s BJs” »

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Christmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

Continue reading “Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex” »

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Popsicles can be used for practice

It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:

BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

Specifically, blowjobs reduce depression in women (and men).

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Continue reading “Blowjobs Reduce Depression in Women (and Men)” »

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