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  • Don’t Let Your Girl Fake An Orgasm

    Every girl has done it at least once. Hell, I’ve even done it once too and I’m a lesbian. So why do women fake orgasms? Well, my colleague Chico Dusty has previously addressed this in an article about a study that surveyed 481 women and found that the top reasons were: to protect their partner’s feelings, to avoid awkward or negative moments, to increase their own arousal during sex or to get it over with already.  Continue Reading

    September 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 15314

  • 29 Perfectly Good Excuses For Why You’re Not Going To Cum Tonight

    Cumming! It’s something that we all thoroughly enjoy, but even those we love to cum, sometimes we can’t do it. We try and try but for some reason, we can’t seem to cross the finish line.

    Of course, not being able to cum is not a big deal when you’re alone. You just put the Kleenex is a safe place, minimize the window on your computer screen with the free porn videos you were trying to fap to and say, “I’ll see you two in the morning.”

    But when you’re with a partner, not being able to cum is embarrassing for both parties. They’ll feel either unattractive or sexually inadequate, while you feel awkward because you’ve just learned from trying to fake an orgasm that you’re a terrible actor.

    Even though not being able to cum is embarrassing for everyone, you’re in luck. The only thing you need to do to save your partner and yourself from the humiliation of not being able to cum is good communication. Specifically, you need to be able to communicate a great excuse for why you will not be cumming.

    To help get you started, all of Sex.com’s resident sexperts came together to create this list of 25 perfectly good excuses for why you’re not going to cum tonight. Ready? OK!  Continue Reading

    September 4, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 12328

  • National Orgasm Day is Today!

    Have you ever been in the middle of having an orgasm and you’ve thought to yourself “I wish that there was a specific day in place to celebrate how awesome orgasms feel – some sort of Orgasm Day, if you will?”  Well when I’m trying not to cum I usually think about professional sports, but if thinking about national holidays works for you, then by all means!

    Well it might be your lucky day (if you live in the UK), because July 31st is National Orgasm Day in Britain.  I’m from a commonwealth country so I don’t give a fuck, I’ll celebrate in the name of the queen.  Go orgasms!  Go queens!

    It seems weird that somewhere as notoriously prudish and uptight as the UK is championing something like National Orgasm Day, but good for them.

    Even if you don’t live in the UK, why not appropriate National Orgasm Day and celebrate it anyways?  It’s probably one of the easiest (and most fun) things to celebrate.

    First thing’s first – spend some time familiarizing yourself and educating yourself about the orgasm.  There’s like a million different types of orgasms, and half of them you probably don’t even know about unless you’re an awesome sex guru like myself.

    Then, spend some time giving yourself and your partner an orgasm.   Now’s a good day to re-invigorate things in the bedroom.  You and your partner are at home, doing nothing? Turn off the TV dude – spend some time with your lover and orgasm the hell out of each other.  Summon the inner-brit in you and have convenient, practical, non-emotive and quiet sex with your significant other.  Actually don’t do that.

    If you’re British, make sure to get your rocks off before midnight tonight, because you’re not allowed to have another orgasm until July 31, 2015.  Sorry, no exceptions to the rule! Queen’s Orders!

    Here’s a good article from the Independent examining the orgasm and deconstructing some of our pre-conceived notions about it.  The main point?  Orgasms are great, orgasms are fun, but they’re not the end-all be-all of sex.  Remember, the journey is half the fun!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8111

  • Top 10 Most Annoying Things Girls Do During Sex

    Yesterday, my esteemed colleague Red Velvet put together an excellent list of the hottest things girls do during sex in hopes of encouraging more women to do these things we like so much during sex. If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out right now: Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex.

    But RV’s article reminded me that while there are a lot of great things a girl can do during sex, there are also some really annoying things that need to stop.

    So listen up ladies! These are THE TOP 10 MOST ANNOYING THINGS GIRLS DO DURING SEX.

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    June 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 69455

  • 5 Tips for Giving Oral Sex from a Lesbian

    The following is a featured post from our new weekly columnist.  This is important because, unlike Chico or I (Gil Powers!), she is a woman.  On top of being a woman, she’s also a lesbian.  So if you want some alternative advice to pleasure the woman in your life (beyond Chico’s excellent sex tips columns), this seems like a good place to start!

    – Gil

    Being a woman, being with women, and being friends with women has definitely given me the upper hand when it comes to sex. So here’s a couple tips to help out those of you who want to improve your oral sex game.

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    May 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 54380

  • Women Ride Sybian In Public For Charity

    The men behind viral video machine Simple Pickup have finally figured out how to get women to riding sybians in public.

    For those of you that don’t know, a sybian is a sex toy that was designed in the late 1980’s has been known to give women very intense orgasms. Basically, it’s a saddle that women strandle which contains a gearbox speed reducer, and mechanism connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the top centre.

    Now, I know that description doesn’t sound like sybians are very much fun, but it stimulates the clitoris…so it’s fun. In case you don’t believe me, you can watch some videos of babes riding sybians on Sex.com: Sybians on Sex.com.

    For years, I’ve been bringing one of my old sybians down to the beach, politely asking strange women to ride the sybian. Strangely enough, no woman took me up on the offer and I have since been banned from going anywhere near the beach.

    What I’ve learned from Simple Pickup is that if you want women to ride your sybian, you just have to tell them it’s for charity!

    For every second that a girl stayed on the Sybian, they donated $5 to the prevention of female circumcision, straight to a charity called The Orchid Project.

    Oh the things people will do for charity. Let’s watch what happens when girls ride a sybian in public for the sake of charity:

    Good job Simple Pickup. Not only did you contribute to the fight against female circumcision, but more importantly you’ve taught us that most women will do anything for charity.

    So the next time you’re lady is withholding sex from you, try donating $5 to The Orchid Project for every minute you have sex.

    Also ladies, start withholding sex until your man offers to start donating to The Orchid Project.

    May 13, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12216

  • Dutch Girl Group ADAM Tries to Sing While Orgasming

    The Dutch.

    I don’t have much experience with the Dutch, but they seem like nice, weed-smoking, red light district having people.  Sex and sexual expression doesn’t seem like a big deal for most Dutch people.   Take, for example, Goldmember, from the vastly inferior third film in the Austin Powers series:

    Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.

    Dr. Evil: [comes over to Goldmember] How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

    I could go on and on for hours about Austin Powers theory, and how Goldmember is clearly the worst in the series, but I won’t bother.  It may seem obvious that Goldmember is the worst, but I once had a 2 hour argument with someone who claimed it was the best one in the series because it distilled all of the best jokes in the series into one movie.  That guy was a moron, and totally incorrect.

    Well, those crazy Dutch bastards are at it again.

    ADAM is a Dutch girl group that sings catchy electronic pop.  To promote their new song, they decided to make waves by uploading a decidedly NSFW music video.  In the video, they sing their new song while being stimulated off-camera by vibrators.  Of course, since we can’t actually see the vibrator, there’s always a possibility that this is a fake/staged publicity stunt.  Watching the video leads me to believe that that isn’t the case, however: these orgasms look pretty real to me.

    However, since I am so horrible at sex that I have never given a woman an orgasm before or even come close, maybe I’m not the authority on the subject.*

    You be the judge.  Here’s the video:

    The song itself kinda breaks down after a little while, since the women are overtaken with orgasm feelings and are pretty much unable to focus on the task at hand.  So ultimately, great video, but not a great representation of the song itself.  I’m not complaining though, because the girls in ADAM all seem like huge babes, and who doesn’t love seeing pseudo-celebrity euro pop stars orgasming on camera?

    I know this much, the group ADAM is now on my radar.  I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of sexy video ADAM puts out next.

    *Disclaimer:  I am actually the greatest sex genius in the world and have given millions and millions of women orgasms, I only said that I couldn’t for the sake of making a joke.  So fuck y’all haters.

    Also, here’s some more pictures of potentially Dutch girls.  I say potentially because I’m not a racist and have no idea how to distinguish Dutch girls from any other women:

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    May 9, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 22629

  • Closing The Orgasm Gap: How To Make Women Cum During Casual Sex

    Now that women are having more casual sex, sex-scholars have discovered what they believe to be an “orgasm gap”.

    The orgasm gap theory basically states that women will enjoy about one orgasm for every three orgasms a man enjoys. According to a study by the Kinsey Institute, women are twice as likely to orgasm when they have sex with a sexual partner they’ve been in a long term relationship as opposed to a one night stand or casual sex. Meanwhile, men are twice as likely to orgasm during casual sex or a one night stand.

    So while we’re all having a lot of fun fucking whoever we want with no emotional connection or relationship to spoil the sex, the truth is that women are getting the short end of the dick stick. That ain’t right!

    But don’t worry ladies, you’re in luck. Social psychologist and sex educator Dr. Justin Lehmiller of The Psychology of Human Sexuality fame collect 13,484 responses from college-aged women in an online survey to determine what makes women orgasm when they’re having casual sex. And lucky for us, Dr. Lehmiller compiled all his findings in this handy infographic.

    Pay close attention if you want to help close the orgasm gap, or at the very least help the woman you’re having casual sex orgasm for once:  Continue Reading

    March 14, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 9555

  • How Do I Increase My Sexual Stamina – Chico’s Sex Advice

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    You’re going to need it for Valentine’s Day

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to chicodustyblog@gmail.com OR use the contact form and I’ll answer as quickly as possible.

    Today’s question comes from Dave. Dave asks:

    “Is there anything I can do to increase my sexual stamina? I feel like I don’t last long enough in the bedroom to give my girlfriend orgasms. Any advice to offer?”

    Excellent question Dave! There are lots of ways you can increase your sexual stamina and your timing is absolutely perfect because Friday is Valentine’s Day and you’re going to need as much sexual stamina as possible.   Continue Reading

    February 11, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8597

  • How To Squirt: The Female Ejaculation Guide

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    You’ve seen the pros do it, now it’s your turn

    Squirting is one of the more divisive genres of porn.

    Some people absolutely love seeing women sexed to the point of an explosive orgasm, others can’t help but gag at the sight of fluid expelled in geyser-like fashion from a woman’s vagina.

    For those of you who care, I belong to the latter. I’ve made one woman squirt in my long career as an International Sex Man and what you don’t see in porn movies with squirting is the mess you have to clean up. It sucks. Now whenever I see squirting videos, the only thing I think of is the poor bastard that has to mop up all that female ejaculate.

    So you’ve seen the pros squirt. Would you like to know how to do it yourself? If so then please continue reading because this is How To Squirt: The Female Ejaculation Guide, and it will teach you everything you need to know about squirting.  Continue Reading

    January 15, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 11898

  • Casual Sex Isn’t Good For Orgasms

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    You know what this face means. (Orgasm)

    Casual sex can be a lot of fun. You just stick it in, squirm around for a while, then you cum, and you say, “Hey! That was pretty cool that we just had sex and we’re not even interested in each other. Let me know if you would like to have sex again sometime tomorrow. I’m going to go now.” And then you leave with absolutely no repercussions.

    It’s way better than sex with my miserable wife. Whenever I’m about to leave after sex, she always says, “Where are you going?”

    Thank goodness for cigarettes, otherwise I wouldn’t have an excuse to leave the house after having sex with my terrible wife.

    Even though casual sex is more convenient than regular sex, a new study has found the one major flaw with keeping sex casual: WOMEN AREN’T HAVING ORGASMS. Women are more likely to have orgasms when they’re in a serious relationship over  casual sex. Continue Reading

    November 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3448

  • Movember Prostate Massage

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    Happy Movember Y’all!

    What exactly does growing a mustache have to do with raising awareness for prostate cancer?

    The whole idea behind Movember is to “change the face of men’s health”. I guess they accomplish it by making every man look slightly worse for an entire month.

    This Movember, if you don’t feel like looking terrible for a whole month, I have another way you can show your support for prostate cancer research. GIVE YOURSELF A PROSTATE MASSAGE.

    If you think you’re ready to have one of the most intense orgasms of your life, please continue reading.

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    November 4, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2622

  • The Secrets to SFW Orgasms by Emja

    female orgasm The Secrets to SFW Orgasms by Emja

    You already know what it is

    Emja is a blogger for Hotmoviesforher.com.

    I’ve been following Emja for a while because she’s much funnier than the average sex blogger and I feel like I can only improve my own blog by emulating her style. 

    Because I’m such a big fan, I’m thrilled to say that Emja was nice enough to do guest post for us. Enjoy Emja’s “The Secrets to SFW Orgams”:

    Guys, I scratched a fresh bug bite yesterday. And it was amazing. I mean, mind-blowingly, holy-shit-yes, top-quality amazing. I will, of course, put my foot down and proclaim — it rivalled the feeling of an orgasm. Do you know this feeling? Are you human? You know this feeling, I don’t even need to ask. You can probably imagine a little itch right now, right above that little bone above your ankle. Your jeans brush against it as you cross your legs. It’s just a faint little tingle, like your hair standing up. Then it starts to get stronger. BANG! IT’S DONE! MUST SCRATCH MUST SCRATCH NOW!!

    Scratch, scratch, scratch…

    Oh my God, yes. Give me a cigarette it was that good.

    My news for you? That feeling does not stop with just a maiden voyage to bug-scratch heaven. And you can mimic the feeling of sexual release with a few other SFW activities.  Continue Reading

    August 27, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1285

  • Orgasm Facts For National Orgasm Day!

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    Did you know that today, July 31st is National Orgasm Day?

    I sure didn’t know!

    Just like Steak and Blowjob Day and Masturbation Month, National Orgasm Day is a sexy alternative holiday that’s all about celebrating orgasms!

    Normally to celebrate such as occasion, I would just throw together some orgasm pictures or orgasm videos (which you can still see by clicking those words). Instead, I’d like share some bizarre orgasms facts.

    After all the more you know about orgasms, the it is easier make them happen (for yourself and your partner).

    Ok! Weird orgasm facts! Here we go!  Continue Reading

    July 31, 2013 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 1496

  • Best Sex Positions For Easy Orgasms

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    Taylor Vixen’s orgasm face

    Orgasms! Aren’t they the best?

    The only problem is that while most men don’t have problem orgasming, only 35% of women will orgasm during sex. Worse yet 15% of women have never had an orgasm.

    That is just not right. Of course, there are plenty of reasons for why these women are having difficulty orgasming. They could be that they are suffering from performance anxiety. Maybe they need additional clitoral stimulation during sex. They might not be getting enough foreplay from their partner.

    Ultimately, achieving an orgasm is all about angles. Specifically during vaginal sex, the man needs to be at the right angle to stimulate both the G-spot and clitoris at the same time. Sounds complicated right? Well it’s not. There are three very common sex positions that can stimulate the G-spot and the clitoris, making an orgasm all but a guarantee.

    What are these magic sex positions? I’ll tell you right now.   Continue Reading

    July 19, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 13489

  • Try This Sex Position: Butter Churner

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    The Butter Churner

    As you know, every Friday on The Sex.com Blog we like to do a little special something called Try This Sex Position where we show you a new sex position to try over the weekend.

    Last week we had you try a classic sex position, the spoon. This week we want you to try a more advanced sex position, one that could be potentially very dangerous but extremely erotic.

    The sex position is called the butter churner and here how it’s done.  Continue Reading

    May 10, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2474

  • Stoya Stars In New Series “Hysterical Literature”

    Photographer Clayton Cubitt has launched a new web series called Hysterical Literature. In the series, women will sit at a table and read aloud. Hang on, there’s a twist. While they are reading a loud, they are being stimulated underneath the table.

    For the first session, Cubitt recruited porn star and intellectual Stoya. Watch as she reads from Supervert’s Necrophilia Variations. We wouldn’t be doing our jobs if we didn’t hint that there is something very cool that happens at the five and a half minute mark.

    Here is Stoya’s perspective on the whole experience:

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    August 14, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 607