• 9 Sex Tips Guaranteed To Make Her Cum Like Crazy

    Let me start by saying that good sex is not depended on orgasms. Sure, it’s obviously nicer when both parties get to cum one or more times throughout the night, but you shouldn’t get down on yourself if it doesn’t happen!

    That said, GREAT sex is when you can make your girl cum like crazy. Like can’t walk straight for a few days because she came so hard. If you want to have explosive sex and make your girl cum like crazy, try these 9 sex tips that will help your girl cum like crazy.  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 33213

  • How Can I Have More Sex In A Night? – Chico’s Sex Advice

    This is Chico’s Sex Advice, a semi-regular column where I, Chico Dusty, apply my knowledge of all things sex to solve your sex problems, answer your sex questions and provide you with general sex advice.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to and I’ll solve all your problems.

    Today, Big Daddy MK asks…

    “How can I go multiple rounds with my girlfriend? I’m usually good for two rounds in a period of a couple hours. But I was wondering if you could help me reach a higher number.”  Continue Reading

    November 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 13545

  • 4 Simple Tips To Last Longer In Bed

    Whenever a man has a question about sex, you can bet big money that it’s going to be either one of these two sex questions:

    1. “How can I make my penis bigger?”
    2. “How can I last longer in bed?”

    These are the two most common questions sex experts are asked by men (though often they might be worded differently). Why? Probably because having a small penis and cumming too quickly are generally thought of as emasculating.

    Last month, we established why having a big dick isn’t so great and now I’d like provide some reassurance for my fellow by sharing 4 simple tips to last longer in bed. Are you ready to stop worrying about cumming too soon and love having marathon sex? Then pay attention!  Continue Reading

    September 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 20443

  • Everything You Need To Know About The 5 Different Types of Orgasms

    What comes to mind when you see the word “ORGASM”?

    Do you think of someone getting a rough pounding until they start screaming “OH GOD YES!” over and over again until the neighbors in apartment 5C start knocking on the wall?

    While a rough pounding may bring your partner to orgasm, it’s not the only way to do it.

    Truth to be told, all orgasms are different. Sometimes they’ll sneak up on you, other times they’ll be long and drawn out. Sometimes an orgasm will only make your lip curl but then your next orgasm will make it hard for you to stand straight for the next few days.

    In the interest of making sure that you (or your partner) are experiencing the full spectrum of orgasms, I’m going to now tell you about the 5 different types of orgasms and how to have them.

    Get ready to piss off your neighbors because your orgasms are about to be kicked up a notch.  Continue Reading

    August 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health • Views: 35190

  • National Orgasm Day is Today!

    Have you ever been in the middle of having an orgasm and you’ve thought to yourself “I wish that there was a specific day in place to celebrate how awesome orgasms feel – some sort of Orgasm Day, if you will?”  Well when I’m trying not to cum I usually think about professional sports, but if thinking about national holidays works for you, then by all means!

    Well it might be your lucky day (if you live in the UK), because July 31st is National Orgasm Day in Britain.  I’m from a commonwealth country so I don’t give a fuck, I’ll celebrate in the name of the queen.  Go orgasms!  Go queens!

    It seems weird that somewhere as notoriously prudish and uptight as the UK is championing something like National Orgasm Day, but good for them.

    Even if you don’t live in the UK, why not appropriate National Orgasm Day and celebrate it anyways?  It’s probably one of the easiest (and most fun) things to celebrate.

    First thing’s first – spend some time familiarizing yourself and educating yourself about the orgasm.  There’s like a million different types of orgasms, and half of them you probably don’t even know about unless you’re an awesome sex guru like myself.

    Then, spend some time giving yourself and your partner an orgasm.   Now’s a good day to re-invigorate things in the bedroom.  You and your partner are at home, doing nothing? Turn off the TV dude – spend some time with your lover and orgasm the hell out of each other.  Summon the inner-brit in you and have convenient, practical, non-emotive and quiet sex with your significant other.  Actually don’t do that.

    If you’re British, make sure to get your rocks off before midnight tonight, because you’re not allowed to have another orgasm until July 31, 2015.  Sorry, no exceptions to the rule! Queen’s Orders!

    Here’s a good article from the Independent examining the orgasm and deconstructing some of our pre-conceived notions about it.  The main point?  Orgasms are great, orgasms are fun, but they’re not the end-all be-all of sex.  Remember, the journey is half the fun!

    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9837

  • Dutch Girl Group ADAM Tries to Sing While Orgasming

    The Dutch.

    I don’t have much experience with the Dutch, but they seem like nice, weed-smoking, red light district having people.  Sex and sexual expression doesn’t seem like a big deal for most Dutch people.   Take, for example, Goldmember, from the vastly inferior third film in the Austin Powers series:

    Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It’s kind of my thing, you know.

    Dr. Evil: [comes over to Goldmember] How ’bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

    I could go on and on for hours about Austin Powers theory, and how Goldmember is clearly the worst in the series, but I won’t bother.  It may seem obvious that Goldmember is the worst, but I once had a 2 hour argument with someone who claimed it was the best one in the series because it distilled all of the best jokes in the series into one movie.  That guy was a moron, and totally incorrect.

    Well, those crazy Dutch bastards are at it again.

    ADAM is a Dutch girl group that sings catchy electronic pop.  To promote their new song, they decided to make waves by uploading a decidedly NSFW music video.  In the video, they sing their new song while being stimulated off-camera by vibrators.  Of course, since we can’t actually see the vibrator, there’s always a possibility that this is a fake/staged publicity stunt.  Watching the video leads me to believe that that isn’t the case, however: these orgasms look pretty real to me.

    However, since I am so horrible at sex that I have never given a woman an orgasm before or even come close, maybe I’m not the authority on the subject.*

    You be the judge.  Here’s the video:

    The song itself kinda breaks down after a little while, since the women are overtaken with orgasm feelings and are pretty much unable to focus on the task at hand.  So ultimately, great video, but not a great representation of the song itself.  I’m not complaining though, because the girls in ADAM all seem like huge babes, and who doesn’t love seeing pseudo-celebrity euro pop stars orgasming on camera?

    I know this much, the group ADAM is now on my radar.  I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of sexy video ADAM puts out next.

    *Disclaimer:  I am actually the greatest sex genius in the world and have given millions and millions of women orgasms, I only said that I couldn’t for the sake of making a joke.  So fuck y’all haters.

    Also, here’s some more pictures of potentially Dutch girls.  I say potentially because I’m not a racist and have no idea how to distinguish Dutch girls from any other women:

    May 9, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 23633

  • Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex

    Before I ever set foot in the offices, I had always assumed that nobody knew anything about sex. Now, after writing sex tips and giving sex advice to the readers of the Blog for nearly two years, I’ve realized that I was wrong.

    People actually do know a lot about sex. Unfortunately 99% of what people think they know about sex is wrong.

    Who is to blame for the perpetuation of misinformation? I blame the inadequate sex education most people receive in school. The only thing I remember from sex education in school was an animated short with a voiceover saying, “Penises are a lot like noses. They all come in different shapes and sizes.” And the only reason I remember that lesson is because it maybe me feel better about my own disfigured penis and while the voiceover was comparing penises to noses, a million different animated penises were flying across the screen all wearing the classic mustache and glasses disguise to make them more like noses? That image of millions of penises wearing that hilarious disguise still haunts me to this day.

    Anyways, to help you forget about all those penises wearing the mustache and glasses disguise to help you have more pleasurable, safer sex, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex. So if you’re ready to find out that you’ve been doing sex wrong all these years, continue reading.

    10. Men don’t fake orgasms


    Faking orgasms isn’t just for women. Men do it too. Of course, male fake orgasms are slightly trickier than their female counterpart because men discharge when they cum. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

    If you’re wondering why men fake orgasms, it’s simple. Not being able to orgasm can make your partner feel inadequate and sad. So it’s better just to grunt and make a stupid face when they’re through thrusting to preserve their partner’s sexual confidence.


    9. Oral sex and anal sex are safer than vaginal sex.

    NOPE! Almost all STIs can be passed on through unprotected vaginal sex can also be passed on through unprotected oral and anal sex. Herpes, warts, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, and HIV can all be contracted orally or anally. Oral sex is certainly less risky compared to vaginal and anal sex, but just for your own safety wear a condom!


    8. Oral sex and anal sex don’t count as real sex.

    Some people seem to think that having oral sex or anal sex instead of vaginal sex is a way of circumventing losing their virginity and still being able to have sex. Absolutely not true. “Sex” is in the name, therefore if it’s in your mouth or your ass, you’re having sex.


    7. Vaginas all look a like

    I blame porn for this one, because porn rarely features any girls with large labias or anything. For whatever reason, almost all the vaginas you see in porn are the same, which is not indicative of vaginas around the world. This lack of vaginal variety in porn has led to more and more women getting labiaplasty surgery to make their vaginas look “normal” when in fact there’s nothing wrong with their vaginas.If penises come in all shapes and sizes like noses, then vaginas are like lips…THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.


    6. Two condoms are better than one.

    NO. I understand why people assume that two condoms are better than one, because two of everything is better than one almost always. Double the condom, double the protection. Well, you’re totally wrong if you think that.”Double-bagging” can increase the friction of the latex, making them more likely to rip or tear. One condom (male condom or female condom) is all you need.


    5. Pulling out is an effective method of birth control.

    According to this article, more and more people are pulling out as a means of contraception. THAT’S REAL STUPID.Withdrawal is significantly less effective at preventing pregnancy as compared to other methods. Now, if you’re pulling out because a lifetime of watching porn has given you an obsession with cumshots, then by all means do it. But don’t assume for one second that pulling is a substitute for condoms or the pill.


    4. Penis size is important.
     asked 50 women about their thoughts on penis size. Of the 50, only 6 said that bigger was better.

    Truth is, size only matters to people that let it matter. Motion, rapport, depth of intimacy, lovemaking skills, and/or positions often have more to do with partner satisfaction than size. But if you’re still concerned about your penis size, then you should read this: Satisfying Women with Your Tiny Penis.


    3. Women can achieve an orgasm from penetration alone.

    Most women don’t achieve an orgasm from vaginal sex alone. It’s possible for sure, but according to data from a 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, most women (about 2/3) have orgasms when they have sex, and this could be from vaginal, clitoral, breast or other kinds of stimulation.

    The key is diversity of stimulation. Women are sophisticated creatures and if you want to make one cum then you’re going to have to explore all of her erogenous zones.


    2. The clitoris is a fun button that will give women instant orgasms.

    This basically the same point as #3, but it’s worth stating again. You need to diversify your attention to all areas of a woman’s body. You can’t just go storming straight to the clitoris and hope for results. Though stimulating the clitoris is never a bad idea, but too much attention could be more painful than pleasurable.So diversify! Have some fun! Don’t be so simple minded when it comes to sex.


    1. Vaginas are not Fleshlights.

    What do I mean when I say, “Vaginas are not Fleshlights”?Well, though Fleshlights look and feel like vaginas, you should know that they aren’t the same. Fleshlights are a male masturbation toy. When you use a Fleshlight, you should feel totally free to fap yourself silly, pounding away at that fake vagina. However, you can’t just jackhammer a vagina. Women know when you’re using their bodies to masturbate and they don’t like.

    I know it’s tempting to do what that dude in the GIF above is doing to Stoya, but it’s not good sex. Simply pounding away, using a real live vagina as if it were a common Fleshlight is a surefire turnoff. There’s no nuance, no build-up, no feeling when you’re using a vagina like a masturbatory aid. It also signifies sexual inexperience or selfishness, which are not very attractive qualities. Rather than mindlessly thrusting away, you want to vary your speed throughout the sex. Gauge your partner’s response and let it inform your movements. If she asks you to go harder, then go harder. But if the moment calls for a slower approach, then slow it down.  After all, you’re not alone, you’re working together to have great sex.


    Obviously, there are more than 10 misconceptions about sex out there. In fact, it was tough to decide which 10 misconceptions about sex I would attempt to clear up for you today. Hopefully, you’ve learned something useful. But if you have a question about sex or you need some advice, you can always…

    Send an email to


    Use the contact submission form.

    And I’ll be happy to answer your sex questions via blog post.

    April 16, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 73794

  • Faking Orgasms Can Be A Good Thing, Says New Study


    Fake it ’til you make it.

    A new study published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior has finally found that faking orgasms can be a positive thing. Before you burn me at the stake for heresy, allow me to explain.

    Based on self-reports from 481 straight women, the study found that there are four basic reasons for faking orgasms. Women fake orgasms…

    1. To protect their partner’s feelings.
    2. To avoid awkward or negative moments.
    3. To increase their own arousal during sex.
    4. To get it over with already.

    Normally when we think of faking orgasms, we think of disappointment. We’ve failed our female companions by not giving them an orgasm. But that’s not always the case! Sometimes women fake orgasms in order to get off!

    It makes sense that faking an orgasm would help women achieve a real orgasm because is there anything more erotic than the breathy “Yes! Yes! Yes!” or “Oh God! Oh God!” or “Ay papi!” or “Ooooooh. Oooooh. Oooooh,” that women do when faking an orgasm? The answer is obviously no there isn’t.

    One could also look at the performance of a fake orgasm creates an intimate moment, in the sense that it’s done to comfort the woman’s partner. And as we all know, comfort with a sexual partner is the key to closing the orgasm gap.

    So ladies, don’t feel guilty if you have to fake an orgasm. It might help you have a real orgasm in the end.

    And guys, if she’s faking an orgasm, she’s doing it for both of you. So don’t complain or feel bad.

    Just goes to show you that the old “Fake it ’til you make it” adage is the secret to success in life.

    March 26, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6355

  • SIZE DOES MATTER! Not Dick Size, But Clit Size


    I’ve always known that penis size really doesn’t matter. And no matter how many men I tell that to, they’re still self-conscious and ashamed of their tiny penises.

    Well there’s no need to feel self-conscious or ashamed of your tiny penis any more (other than in change rooms or big penis competitions)! A new study has found reason to believe that it’s not our tiny penises that’s the problem giving women orgasms, it’s actually their tiny clitorises!   Continue Reading

    February 24, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3470

  • “My Vagina Isn’t Tight Anymore” – Chico’s Sex Advice



    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from loyal Blog pawn Mila. Mila writes:

    “Chico. My vagina isn’t tight anymore and I feel self-conscious about it whenever I hook-up with a guy. Is there anything I can do?”  Continue Reading

    January 6, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 10645

  • Casual Sex Isn’t Good For Orgasms


    You know what this face means. (Orgasm)

    Casual sex can be a lot of fun. You just stick it in, squirm around for a while, then you cum, and you say, “Hey! That was pretty cool that we just had sex and we’re not even interested in each other. Let me know if you would like to have sex again sometime tomorrow. I’m going to go now.” And then you leave with absolutely no repercussions.

    It’s way better than sex with my miserable wife. Whenever I’m about to leave after sex, she always says, “Where are you going?”

    Thank goodness for cigarettes, otherwise I wouldn’t have an excuse to leave the house after having sex with my terrible wife.

    Even though casual sex is more convenient than regular sex, a new study has found the one major flaw with keeping sex casual: WOMEN AREN’T HAVING ORGASMS. Women are more likely to have orgasms when they’re in a serious relationship over  casual sex. Continue Reading

    November 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 4970

  • 25 percent of Men Fake Orgasms

    orgasm Chanel Preston

    Faking isn’t just for ladies

    Faking an orgasm is an art women have mastered to help build the sexual-confidence of men all around the world.

    Confidence boosting is just one of the many reasons women fake orgasms. Everyone has their own reasons for faking and it take me forever to summarize why women choose to fake an orgasm rather than let her man fruitlessly try to give her one.

    But fake orgasms aren’t just for women. A new study shows that 25% of men have fake orgasms.  Continue Reading

    September 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3159

  • 5 things you need to know about faking

    Tea is the cool chick behind sex blog Crumpets and she’s also had her own thing (sex column) going on for Italian Vice and Wired while in Milan for 4 years.
    Today, Tea guest-vlogs for to talk about the invaluable skill of FAKING and all its constituents.

    I guess that would make Tea a guest-sex-vlogger, which just sounds strange. She mentions in her video that only a handful out of the gazillion men she’s been with has made her finish, yet all of them would probably believe themselves to be the talented few.

    I personally do understand that it might just be one of those days where you’re tired, not in the mood, and know it is simply not going to happen. I get that. But, if you’re really not doing it to “spare our feelings”, why not just be upfront and say it? I don’t know, maybe all the women I think I gave orgasms to were actually just faking it.
    What about faking not orgasms, but let’s say exaggerating your vocal expressions? I personally do not mind, and in fact enjoy when a girl demonstrates her enthusiasm this way. It’s pretty damn exciting. However all this talk about faking will probably have me suspicious and apprehensive with the next gal I romp with. I’ll probably pull out all my moves and then interrogate her on the veracity of her climax, you know, for the sake of research. In the meantime, I befall on you, dear readers, to enlighten me on your faking habits.

    I want to know:

    Ladies, do you fake it? Under which circumstances do you fake it? And, have you ever been caught or confronted faking?

    And guys, has any woman faked it with you? can you even tell if and when she does? do you care? and lastly, have you ever faked it? (Yes such a thing exists) Under which circumstances?

    Leave it at the comments!
    Have a sexy, authentic weekend.

    September 13, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 856

  • Orgasms Make You Smarter!



    Brain exercises are all the rage right now.

    It’s not so bad. There are a lot of idiots out there (especially on the internet) and we could all stand to get a little bit smarter.

    But what if I told you that so called “brain exercises” like sudoku or that app you downloaded and used once weren’t as good for your brain as orgasms?

    I bet you’d throw out your sudoku book and start fapping.

    Well get fapping because orgasms are better for your brain than “brain exercises!”

    According to neuroscientist Professor Barry Komisaruk, puzzle activities that are marketed as brain exercises only stimulate localized regions of the brain. Orgasms increase brain activity throughout the whole organ.

    Not only is there more brain activity during orgasms, the sensation also creates more blood flow, which fills your brain with refreshing nutrients like oxygen.

    So the next time you’re feeling down on yourself for making time to orgasm and not play sudoku, remember that you’re brain appreciates orgasms much more than a lame puzzle.

    August 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3585

  • The Vice Guide to Orgasms

    Karley Sciortino’s new show on Vice Slutever is providing you with all the sex education you never received. This week’s episode answers all the questions about the mysterious and demanding female orgasm. She talks to orgasm scientist Barry Komisaruk, celebrity sex-therapist Sari Cooper, and adult superstar Bobbi Starr getting some pretty useful advice along the way.

    September 24, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 499