You know how celebrities attending award shows always tend to say, “It’s just an honor to be nominated”? While I don’t doubt that they’re not happy that their work is recognized as some of the best by their peers, us regular plebes have gotten wise to the scheme.
Sure, it’s an honor to be nominated but win or lose, we know you’re going home with a gift bag full of free goodies we’d have get to a second mortgage just to look at.
This year’s Academy Award nominees gift bag: trips, treats, and an Afterglow vibrator.
Yep. That’s right. Everyone who attended the Oscars on Sunday night took home a high-end vibrator. Continue Reading