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  • Check out the Vibrator Hollywood Celebrities Received in Lieu of Oscars

    You know how celebrities attending award shows always tend to say, “It’s just an honor to be nominated”? While I don’t doubt that they’re not happy that their work is recognized as some of the best by their peers, us regular plebes have gotten wise to the scheme.

    Sure, it’s an honor to be nominated but win or lose, we know you’re going home with a gift bag full of free goodies we’d have get to a second mortgage just to look at.

    This year’s Academy Award nominees gift bag: trips, treats, and an Afterglow vibrator.

    Yep. That’s right. Everyone who attended the Oscars on Sunday night took home a high-end vibrator.  Continue Reading

    February 24, 2015 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 5697

  • Top 10 Sexiest Best Actress Oscar Winners of All Time

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    Damn girl, you bad.

    The 86th Academy Awards are this Sunday! Are you excited?

    I am.

    There’s nothing I like more than tuning in to watch all of Hollywood come together in a glamorous evening to jerk each other off for what feels like an eternity only to cum all over us regular folk.

    The Oscars actually suck. They totally brainwash people. I’ve honestly heard people say, “I didn’t like that movie, but it won an Oscar so it must be good.” What? No. If you didn’t like it, that’s fine. You’re allowed to dislike movies that won Oscars. Unless you can put it on your resume, winning an Oscar don’t mean a damn thing.

    But I will admit that some very sexy women have won the Oscar for Best Actress. So in the spirit of the Oscars, let’s check out the Top 10 Sexiest Best Actress Winners of All TimeContinue Reading

    February 28, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 5029

  • We saw your boobs at the Oscars

    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

     OSCARS!

    Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

    For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

    Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue Reading

    February 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3388

  • Gronk goes to Hollywood

    Gronk!

    Gronk!

    Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

    Continue Reading

    February 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 979