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Did you know that today (June 27th) is National Sunglasses Day?
Why is today National Sunglasses Day? Because there’s an national day for everything else, so why not sunglasses too?
Owning a pair of sunglasses isn’t very much fun. You can pay $10 for a pair of sunglasses that pinch your skull and don’t protect your eyes or you can pay $300 and lose them in a few hours after buying them.
Even though owning sunglasses can be a real pain in the ass, the fact of the matter is a pair of sunglasses can make a babe almost twice as sexy.
What can I say? I’m a sucker for hot babes in sunglasses.
I’d like to now offer you two reasons why sunglasses make or break someone’s sexiness:
- Coolness. Sunglasses are just plain cool. Everyone knows that when you’re eyes are shaded, you look cool. Plus celebrities wear sunglasses a lot, so when a hot babe is wearing sunglasses she looks like a celebrity who just doesn’t give a care, which is sexy.
- Sunglasses, especially big sunglasses, can sometimes cover up or obscure unattractive features on a person’s face, which then makes them more attractive. That’s just one theory I have for why celebrities are constantly wearing sunglasses. It’s also why I keep buying and losing $300 sunglasses. I just tell Sex.com to pay me in sunglasses.
Sunglasses are sexy. Simple as that.
So in honor of National Sunglasses Day, here are now the Top 10 Hot Babes in Sunglasses. Continue Reading