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  • Paris Hilton is Suspicious of Men After her Sex Tape Leak

    Everyone remembers the Paris Hilton sex tape that came out in 2004.  It was one of the most notorious celebrity sex tape leaks and Paris Hilton was at the height of her relative popularity.  But, how do the celebs feel when a sex tape of theirs is leaked?  Apparently not too good.  Makes sense, they’re just regular people anyways.

    In case you haven’t seen the sex tape, here it is:

    The video’s not too bad.  Paris looks pretty hot, and I know that’s a somewhat controversial opinion.  But I think she’s a babe.

    The problem is, according to Paris herself, is that she didn’t know that she was being filmed having sex for the purposes of the video being spread around on the internet.  Originally, people and tabloids accused her of manufacturing and releasing the videos on purpose as a publicity stunt to get her name in the press and drum up some free publicity for her TV show with Nicole Ritchie, ‘The Simple Life.”

    “Hilton tells Britain’s Stella magazine, “It was devastating because that was someone I was with for a few years. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to fully trust any man again after that.””  

    Makes sense I guess.  I’d be pretty self-conscious and paranoid myself if someone had leaked a video of me without my knowledge.

    Here is my back-up to the claim that Paris Hilton is hot, btw. Do not doubt me, for I am a man who looks at hot babes all day long for research and professional purposes.

    July 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 26024

  • A Good Time with Paris Hilton

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    Paris Hilton is making a musical comeback with Young Money Cash Money Billionaires.

    Her first single is called “Good Time” and the video features Paris dancing around all sexy. Plus there’s a Lil Wayne verse.

    You’ve probably already made up your mind on Paris Hilton’s attempt at a musical comeback, but watch the video anyways:  Continue Reading

    October 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3538

  •’s Guide to Good Sex Tape

    Quick history lesson: before videos cameras, people and celebrities used to make sex pictures.

    Last week we were tantalized by the possibility of two celebrity sex tapes. Carly Rae Jepsen’s turned out to be a fake and there is little hope that Minka Kelly’s will get a release. Celebrity sex tapes always make news because everyone loves them. These people are on pedestals and to see them hop on the good foot to do the bad thing is just priceless.

    As of right now I have no new nude celebrities to offer you. Instead of sitting on our hands and waiting for a famous person to slip up and leak footage of their knob slobbing skills with the internet, I’ve got a great idea to keep you busy.

    Make your own sex tape! You won’t even have to worry about tabloids finding out because you’re just a regular nobody. Unless you become famous later, which the chances are slim because you simply aren’t talented or good-looking enough. But if you do beat the odds congratulations your sex tape will make you even more famous! Look at what it did for those rich socialites a few years ago.

    With technology today, you can hit record and ride roughshod then when you’re done call it a sex tape. But if you want your tape to be something you want to watch follow these simple steps to make your tape not only watchable but enjoyable:

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    July 30, 2012 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2345