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  • How To Sex Chat With A Long Distance Girlfriend – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to cdusty@sex.com OR use the contact form and I’ll answer as quickly as possible.

    Today’s question comes from JOHNNY ANONYMOUS:

    “Hi Chico. I was just wondering how I should ask my long distance girlfriend to have a sex chat with me? You know, I want to ask her in a way that won’t be rude or offensive to her. Thanks!”

    EXCELLENT QUESTION, JOHNNY ANONYMOUS!

    How does one broach the topic of engaging in a sex chat with a significant other that’s hundreds of miles away?

    Let me start by commending you for committing to a long distance relationship. Anyone who has been in a long distance relationship (including myself) will tell anyone that opts for a long distance relationship in lieu of breaking up that you’re making a terrible decision. Even relationships where you and your significant other live in the same city can be a massive undertaking. Long distance only amplifies the workload and rarely yields the same rewards.

    Aside from the few and far between days you spend together while in a long distance relationship (which are often amazing because it’s whole days having non-stop sex), the majority of your time together is spent on the phone, on Skype or whatever your preferred method of communication having the most mundane conversations about the daily going-ons of your life. More often than not (at least in my own experience), you end up cancelling plans with friends just to talk about nothing with your significant other as a means of proving you’re still faithful to your partner. And over time, you start resent your significant other because all you end up doing is keeping each other updated on how your lives are growing apart.

    So how can we avoid this resentment and the feeling that you’re growing apart? Well, in my mind the simplest solution is to make it more fun and worth your while with a sex chat.

    But how to bring it up?

    If I were you, I’d start by dropping hints in your conversation that you’d like to turn this daily update into a sex chat. Say something like, “Everyone’s away for the weekend. It’s so lonely in this apartment. What would you do with me if you were here with me right now?” And then if she replies with something like, “I’d fuck you in every room of your apartment. We’d fuck on every fuckable surface in your home.” She’s taken the bait and before you know it, you’re having the sex chat you’ve longed for.

    Of course, your girlfriend might be the shy type and may not engage in a sex chat so freely. If that’s the case, wait until you’re having a late-night Skype session. The idea here is that she’ll be on Skype in some comfortable bedtime clothes like a tank top or crop top or a big billowing T-shirt. If she’s dressed as such, remind her how much you miss her…specifically her body. Then beg for a little tease. You never know, she might be super flattered and let you see some titty. From there you can escalate into a more serious sex chat.

    But the best way to ask your long distance girlfriend to have a sex chat with you is simply by being direct. Just ask her straight up, “Would you ever consider having a sex chat with me?” Though you will struggle to ask this question due to its awkward nature, it’s honestly the best way to find out if a sex chat will ever be on the table. Chances are that she’ll be interested because she’s in this relationship too. She has to put up with making her schedule around keeping in contact with you as well with little reward too. It’s not rude to gauge her interest.

    Maybe she’ll be receptive to the idea of webcamming but not phone sex. Maybe she’ll want to sext and nothing more. Sexuality is a highly individual thing that can be manifested and expressed in a number of different ways. That’s why you need to take a deep breath, muster up some confidence, throw caution to the wind and ask if she’s ever considered having a sex chat. If so, you can guys can then work out the terms of your sex chatting. But as Wayne Gretzky said…you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. So take this shot and you might just score!

    As long as you’re not forcing a sex chat, I have a feeling that she’ll be receptive to the idea simply because it will help stoke the fires of your passionate relationship. Right?

    Worse case scenario, you can cite growing apart and resentment I spoke about earlier in this post. But first and foremost, gauge her interest and explain to her why engaging in some playful sex chats is something you think could help maintain a healthy long distance relationship. Just because you’re miles away doesn’t mean your sex lives need to take a hit.

    I love answering your sex questions! If you have a sex question for me:

    Send an email to cdusty@sex.com

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    Use the contact submission form.

     

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    July 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 25844

  • Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

    I don’t know how old the general reading population of this blog is. However, I am just old enough that I remember the days of dial-up internet. More specifically, trying to look at porn on a dial-up connection was a total nightmare. The agonizing process of slowly, slowly waiting for one single picture to load is the stuff that nightmares are made of. And that was just pictures! Forget about videos that shit took like 3 months to download.

    Now, luckily, if I want to look at pictures and even videos of sexy babes I can just go to Sex.com and look at an endless feed of porn.

    But there’s a new generation of people facing problems with slow-loading babe pictures, and those are the people that are on crappy phone networks. Your big clunky home computers can handle everything fine, but your little futuristic pocket computers are struggling. Blame all of the shitty service providers for these obstructions. If I want to look at hot babes while I’m on the toilet I should be able to, seamlessly!

    Well a Russian phone network provider recently played up on this extremely modern nuisance:

    “BBDO Moscow and Russian telecom MTS collaborated to baffle the crap out of followers of popular Instagram bloggers Victoria Bonya, Alena Vodonaeva and Anna Sedokova. In one of the troll-iest social media plays ever, these attractive Insta-celebrities posted photos captioned with the following hashtags: #sexy #oiled #myself #six #hot #naked #pumpedup #guys #red #latex #ass #withanimals #cat #bear #horse #experimenting #crazy #positions #wow #amazing #ohmygod.”

    Pardon the out-dated language from the quote above. What the hell is an Instagram Blogger? Is that the same thing as an interweb site?

    Here’s the funny thing though – there was no actual pictures. The Russian Instagram models simply uploaded actual pictures of a ‘photo loading’ screen with those hashtags, to fool thousands of weird Instagram lurkers around the world.

    Unfortunately, this was all just a viral marketing campaign to force people into spending way more money than they should have to to get a reliable phone connection. It’s still pretty funny though.

    But we’re not those big phone company big wigs. I won’t try and deprive you of pictures of sexy Russian babes. Do you think I’m some kind of monster? So, check out all of these hot pictures, and if they don’t load properly then you ACTUALLY are having network problems and its not my fault.

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    Also as a bonus here are a few actual pictures of Anna Sedokova, one of the Russian Instagram models in question:

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    June 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 21932

  • Why Chase Babes When You Can Have Phone Sex With A Hot Babe Named Chase?

    Oh boy! The weekend! I can’t wait for the weekend!

    Why am I so excited for the weekend? I don’t have any plans to go out and party. Like you, I’m just going to be at home doing nothing for two days until it’s time to go back to work. At least that’s what everyone thinks I’m doing…

    What I’m actually doing this weekend is staying at home to have hot phone sex with the babes of TalkToMe.com.

    If you guys haven’t tried TalkToMe.com yet, you’re missing out.

    TalkToMe.com is a website that connects you to some of the sexiest women (or men or shemales) in the world and lets you chat about whatever. If you want to talk about how your week was, you can. If I were you, I’d use the opportunity to talk to these babes about what you’d like to do to them or what you’d like them to do to you. Because these aren’t just some of the hottest babes in the world, they’re also the horniest women on the planet.

    It’s like TalkToMe.com only hires certified nymphomaniacs these girls are so crazy for sex.

    Seriously, you need to connect with a TalkToMe.com babe right now. Click below to have the best damn phone sex you’ll ever have.

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    This weekend, I plan on calling this busty babe named Chase.

    With a 36-24-36 body, Chase has some of the nicest DD boobs I’ve ever seen with a juicy round ass to match. I know that when I call Chase, I’m going to tell her that to be smothered by her sexy curves. But knowing Chase and her feisty attitude, she’s going use those curves of hers to make sure I never walk straight again.

    Check out Chase’s pictures below:

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    What could possibly be a better way to spend the weekend other than having the hottest phone sex ever with a busty blonde like Chase?

    TALK TO CHASE RIGHT NOW.

    And if Chase isn’t your type, you can find another naughty nympho to chat with here ->

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    April 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 64612

  • Spend Your Easter Weekend Talking To Spoiled Jenny

    You’ve probably already made plans for Easter weekend. Maybe a nice dinner? Maybe go for a hike? Maybe a bike ride? Maybe a BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt?

    Whatever you have planned for the long weekend…CANCEL IT.

    Here’s your new plan for the long weekend: phone sex with Spoiled Jenny.

    Why should you cancel your BDSM-themed Easter egg hunt to have phone sex with Spoiled Jenny?

    Because who wants to look for Easter eggs in a gimp suit when you can be on the phone confessing all your secret fetishes and fantasies to a beautiful dominant girl like Jenny?

    I like Jenny not only for her pretty face, long legs, adorable tits, and juicy round ass…what am I talking about again? Oh right. Spoiled Jenny.

    I like Spoiled Jenny because she’s a bonafide man-eater. She’s that hot girl that will never be satisfied or have the time of day for you, but that hostility just makes you want her more and more.

    Luckily, Jenny does have the time of day for you when you use TalkToMe.com.

    If you think you can handle Spoiled Jenny’s raw sexual power, then call her now: Talk To Spoiled Jenny.

    If you’re still not convinced that phone sex with Jenny is the best way to spend your weekend, why not check out some of her pictures? It’s amazing that talking to a babe this hot is just a few clicks away:

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    And if Jenny doesn’t suit your fancy, there are plenty more babes you could be talking to right now on TalkToMe.com.

    SO GO HAVE THE BEST DAMN PHONE SEX OF YOUR LIFE.

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    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 37695

  • How To Make A Booty Call

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    Booty call!

    Ah yes. The booty call. Your late-night Hail Mary for sex.

    Booty calls are lots of fun, but there’s always a risk involved because every time you make a booty call it could be your last.

    That’s not to suggest that you’ll get killed by the babe you’re booty calling, you just never know when you’re booty call privileges might be revoked.

    To help you make more effective booty calls, I’m going to teach you how it’s done with phone booty call do’s and don’ts.

    Are you ready to have all the sex you could possibly ever want with just a phone call?  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1753

  • Phone Sex with Brett Rossi

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    Brett Rossi in the middle of some hot phone sex

    With a flight to catch early in the morning, what is Brett Rossi supposed to do while she’s alone and horny in her hotel room?

    Brett Rossi has to do something about her horniness. So she calls you up for some phone sex. Don’t you want to know all the dirty things Brett Rossi wants to do to you once she gets home? Have a look for what’s in store below: Continue Reading

    November 7, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4137

  • How To Use Your SmartPhone During Sex

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    Who says looking at your phone isn’t sexy?

    Did you know that 1/10 Americans admit to using their cellphone to answer a call or text during sex?

    According to the 2013 Mobile Habits Consumer Study, it’s true!

    I love sex, but why should sex keep me from checking the Sex.com Blog or a bunch of text messages that I will end up ignoring anyways?

    Just because you’re having sex doesn’t mean you should be forced to disconnect from the outside world. You might have better sex if you do, but this is America! This is the greatest country in the whole world (even if there is currently no government) and goddammit it is our duty as Americans to have our cake and eat it too. And then to keep the obesity rates high, we should eat another cake after having and eating the first cake.

    You can have it all! You can use your smartphone during sex! Just let me explain how you can use your smartphone during sex. Continue Reading

    October 3, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 2694