• Net Neutrality Explained By Famous Pornstars

    By now, you’ve no doubt heard from your local bigot that President Barack Obama has come out in support of net neutrality.

    But what exactly is net neutrality besides the thing that your local bigot has incorrectly labeled, “Obama Care for the Internet”?

    Not many people understand net neutrality and how it might effect their lives, so to get people’s attention Funny Or Die enlisted the help of three famous pornstars, Nadia Styles, Alex Chance and Mercedes Carrera, to help explain why you should care about net neutrality.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 5594

  • The UK Internet Porn Ban

    Since last August, there’s been a long “Will they?/Won’t they?” of whether or not David Cameron’s Conservative government would take extreme measures to protect their citizens by the end of 2013.

    Protect their citizens from what exactly? War? Famine? Pestilence? Death?

    No, no, no, and no. The greatest threat to citizens of the UK is internet porn, which is why David Cameron is planning to instate an automatic internet filtering system that will stop people from accessing internet porn in the UK.  Continue Reading

    July 29, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 2589

  • Breaking down the Hillary Clinton sex video

    Hillary Clinton and a Panda?

    Hillary Clinton and a Panda?

    FreedomWorks, an influential Tea Party group, made a promotional video for a big conference. For some reason, the promotional video included a sequence that showed two female interns dressed up as Hillary Clinton and a Panda (the Panda represents bleeding heart liberals, by the way). Allegedly, the panda is seen on its knees giving Hillary Clinton a blowjob. Yes, a Hillary Clinton Panda sex video.

    Of course, it was never screened because that would be crazy. MotherJones broke the story this morning and people are outraged. But is it really that bad?

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    February 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1394

  • Documentary claims Obama’s mother was a pornstar in smear campaign

    Ann Dunham, pornstar?

    President Barack Obamacare just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to his heritage. The birth certificate scandal was outrageous but now there’s a new can of worms that’s been opened to get him to slide in the swing states.

    This time, the target is not Obamacare himself but his mother. A filmmaker named Joel Gilbert has directed a documentary called Dreams of my Real Father (a twist on the title of President Barack Obamacare’s autobiography Dreams of my Father) where he claims that Obamacare’s mother, Ann Dunham, posed for fetish magazines in the 1950s.

    Here’s the clip that contains the alleged photos of Ms Dunham and the cover-up:

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    October 4, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 853

  • Bosnian Mayoral canditate uploads porn for his campaign

    Mirad Hadziahmetovic

    An independent candidate running  for Mayor in Zenica (the fourth largest city in Bosnia, you ignorant slob) has employed a revolutionary new campaign tactic that is causing the election to heat up. Mirad Hadziahmetovic is using porn to get votes.

    On his official website http://gradzenica.info/ if you click the  “ZA ODRASLE” (“Adult” in Slavic, you ignorant slob) sends you to a age confirmation page. You know what do there, right?

    You are then directed to a page containing three categories with three videos in each category. The categories translate to: Continue Reading

    September 13, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 771

  • Lisa Ann Live as Sarah Palin in Tampa This Weekend

    Just a friendly little reminder that if you’re planning to be in Tampa this weekend for the National Republican Convention, make time to visit Thee Dollhouse strip-club. Sarah Palin will not be attending the Convention but her pornstar look-a-like Lisa Ann will be stripping as the former-governor.

    Can you guess which one is the real Sarah Palin?

    Lisa Ann’s Palin impression first paid-off in Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Palin? in 2008. Since then, Hustler has made five more Nailin’ Pailin movies.

    In an interview with GQ, Ann revealed, “I feel like I’m her rep at this point. Like, “Hey, don’t worry, I’m your double. Just stay at home and relax with your family. I’ll take care of this convention thing.”

    Take of the convention she will. Apparently conventions like these bring in a lot of business to strip clubs and that some strippers count on them for financial reasons. So whether or not you get to see Lisa Ann dance as Sarah Palin, if you’re in Tampa make sure to tip your dancers.

    Send us a picture of yourself with Lisa Ann in her Palin suit for a prize!

    August 23, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1352