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  • Janice Griffith’s 50 Ways To Fuck

    Exotic beauty and top pornstar Janice Griffith has just teamed up with Digital Playground to show you 50 ways to fuck.  Continue Reading

    November 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 10501

  • Cape Fear XXX, Reviewed

    What happens when a crazed, evangelical convict is released from her wrongful incarceration? Revenge on the lawyer that withheld evidence that could have gotten her acquitted is what happens!

    We saw Bonnie Rotten’s directorial feature debut Cape Fear XXX from DreamZone Entertainment and it was every bit as awesome as Bonnie Rotten herself. Starring Bonnie Rotten, Chanel Preston, Jodi Taylor and Luna Star, Cape Fear XXX is 2014’s must-see porn parody.

    But don’t just take that statement at face-value. Let our Cape Fear XXX review convince you!  Continue Reading

    October 24, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Reviews • Views: 13311

  • Attention Geeks: A New Doctor Who Porn Parody to be Released

    I’m a big geek, which I’ve most probably mentioned a couple times before and one of my absolute favourite shows to geek out to is Doctor Who. So when I stumbled upon an article about how they’re making a new porn parody of the show, I was majorly excited because porn parodies of my favourite shows always guarantee me a good laugh.

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    The show has been on for 50 years, so it’s not surprising that another porn parody called “Doctor Screw” has already been done and it’s 11 episode long but who could say no to another one, right? Especially since “Doctor Screw” is so damn hard to find and the trailer didn’t exactly have me sold enough to actually spend money on it. The most I was able to find for free when obsessively looking for it were some screencaps from the second episode and those were rather mediocre looking too.

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    But hey, you should all watch the trailer and if you do end up buying it, let me know if you’d recommend it.

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    Anyway, the new doctor who porn parody is going to be called “Doctor Whore: the XXX Parody” and is being directed by WoodRocket, the same company that previously brought us the SpongeBob Squarepants porno starring Skin Diamond…which I had not heard about until today but am so extremely hesitant to watch simply because it just sounds like the sort of thing that would be mildly traumatic.

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    As for the new doctor who porn parody, well basically right now all we know is that they’ve begun the casting process and that we’ve been promised a lot of space vaginas which is something I’m holding them to, because I’m told “Doctor Screw” seriously lacked in space vaginas.

    The best part of this new Doctor Who porn parody? It’s going to be available to stream online FOR FREE. So seriously. Geeks rejoice.

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    August 5, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 16278

  • Sci-Fi Classic “They Live” Gets Porn Parody Treatment

    I don’t know what it is about today but dreams are coming true left, right and centre. The latest dream of mine to come true today is none other than Woodrocket.com‘s latest offering in the porn parody genre.

    Photographer Chad Duerksen, aided by the expertise of Lee Roy Myers and Seth’s Beard, got the gorgeous Vuko and Lily Bergman to parody one of the best movies of all time: They Live.

    For those of you unfamiliar with John Carpenter’s They Live, it’s the story of a drifter named Nada trying to find work who accidentally stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that reveal the human race is being enslaved by aliens controlling the world economy and media. So Nada decides to do what he does…chew bubblegum and kick ass! Except there’s one problem…he’s all out of bubblegum!

    Just like The Royal Tenendongs with James Deen and Stoya, Woodrocket’s They Live porn parody isn’t a high-budget, feature-length porn movie that we often expect to see when we hear the words “porn parody”. Personally, I like the simplicity of just a gallery that features the movie’s aesthetic without all the tedium that comes with trying to recreate the entire plot with gratuitous sex scenes inserted throughout.

    So if you’re a fan of They Live or you just want to see naked aliens and topless action superstars, Woodrocket.com’s They Live Naked is the perfect erotic photo parody for you. Filled with guns & breasts & special effects, there is no better tribute to the 1980’s action genre than They Live naked.

    Click the image below to see Woodrocket’s They Live Naked.

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    One thing that kind of sucks about the They Live porn parody being limited to just photos is that one of the best fight scenes in the history of cinema will not be reinterpreted into a hardcore sex scene.

    Below is the fight scene I’m talking about and just imagine it as two hot lesbians pornstars trying to force the special sunglasses on each other, eating each other’s pussies in the process:

    June 13, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 13680

  • The Royal Tenendongs (The Royal Tenenbaums Porn Parody)

    If there’s one modern auteur filmmaker that deserves to get the porn parody treatment, it’s Wes Anderson.

    The symmetry in all of his shot compositions and the bursts of color that he’s made into his signature at this point always makes for a visually pleasing watch, even though Wes Anderson films tend to lack a substance in the plot.

    Wait a second…visually stimulating films that are lacking in plot and justifiable character development? Maybe it’s just me, but for me, that sounds like my ideal porn movie.

    Thankfully, the good people over at WoodRocket.com have decided to finally give Wes Anderson the porn parody treatment with THE ROYAL TENENDONGS.

    Well, not exactly. Usually when we say “porn parody”, we mean big budget porn movies that recreate the source film shot for shot and insert as many plausible sex scenes as possible. However, for THE ROYAL TENENDONGS, rather than follow the lives of three gifted  siblings who experience great success in youth, and even greater disappointment and failure after their eccentric father leaves them in their adolescent years only to reconcile with him after he fakes a bout of stomach cancer and turn that into a porn parody, WoodRocket.com decided their Royal Tenenbaums porn parody would work just as well as a special photo set featuring each character in various states of undress.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking…”Wes Anderson-inspired porn pictures? NOT INTERESTED.” Well, before you start criticizing, maybe you should know that The Royal Tenendongs isn’t just your average porn parody gallery. It features two of the world’s best pornstars James Deen and Stoya as every character. So really, it’s just a giant gallery of James Deen and Stoya taking off their cool costumes. Cool right?

    Let’s take a look at some of my favorite pics from the gallery:

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    Strange. All my favorite photos from The Royal Tenendongs gallery appear to be only pictures of Stoya. Very strange indeed. I wonder why James Deen didn’t make the cut?

    SEE THE FULL ROYAL TENENDONGS SET HERE.

    June 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 11198

  • Who’s Hotter? Miley Cyrus or Her Porn Doppelgänger Miley May?

    Miley Cyrus has been acting X-rated for almost two years now, and in that time no one in the porn industry has tried to give her the parody treatment. Isn’t that strange?

    I mean, Miley Cyrus in past few months alone has:

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    April 4, 2014 • BABES, Polls • Views: 14316

  • Lexi Lowe Interview!

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    Lexi Lowe

    You may recognize the naturally busty Lexi Lowe from numerous hot lesbian sex videos and solo masturbation videos. Welsh hottie Lexi is now ready to take porn by storm now that she’s shooting hardcore scenes and starring in the upcoming Downton Abbey porn parody, Down On Abbey.

    Earlier this week, Lexi Lowe emailed me personally to ask if I would interview her. Unfortunately, when busty babes from the UK contact me, my heart has a tendency to stop beating. But luckily it was only temporary. Once my heart started beating again, I managed sit down with the lovely Lexi Lowe and ask her a few questions.

    So enjoy this interview with your favorite porn star, Lexi Lowe!  Continue Reading

    February 28, 2014 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 7266

  • Give People The Porn They Want!

    Crowdfunding is great but I can’t help but feel that it’s been tainted by websites like Kickstarter and Indiegogo.

    Before you write me off as a total idiot, please hear me out. While these sites have been good for certain projects, my main problem is that celebrities have noticed that it’s an effective way to get money for their projects.

    For example Zach Braff should not be asking you for money to finance another movie about The Shins. Zosia Mamet should not be asking you to pay for her studio time so that she can make an album.

    So maybe crowdfunding isn’t the problem. Maybe the problem is celebrities (as usual, am I right?).

    There is one crowdfunding platform that might prove to be extremely valuable…for the porn industry.

    It’s called OffBeatr and it’s the Kickstarter for all things adult.

    Before you write me off as a total idiot (again), please hear me out.   Continue Reading

    July 17, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 1660

  • Game of Thrones Sex Scenes as 70’s Porno

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    GAME OF SCORES: GoT 70s Porno

    I’ve seen every single episode of Game of Thrones and I’ve looked the covers of most of the books, but to honest with you I have no idea who any of the characters are, what they want or what they’re doing.

    As far as I know, everyone wants the throne and they’re all playing a game to get it.

    Does that sounds about right?

    Why do I keep watching Game of Thrones if I have no idea what’s going on or who anyone is? Because Game of Thrones sex scenes are the best on TV. Which isn’t saying much because compared to Sex.com, there’s hardly any sex on TV. But I like being completely lost, desperately trying to figure out who someone is and then all of a sudden they’re naked and having sex. It adds suspense and excitement to an otherwise convoluted and ridiculous show.

    Either way, Emilia Clarke in uncomfortable Game of Thrones sex scenes beats naked Steve Buscemi any day of the week. But that’s just me.

    Anyways…

    How many of you like the Game of Thrones sex scenes but feel that they lack a 70’s porno aesthetic? Well toil no more! Independent filmmaker Ariel Belziti has made the Game of Thrones sex scenes supercut of your dreams. It’s your favorite sex scenes from Game of Thrones all cut together in the style of a 70’s porno.   Continue Reading

    June 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1450

  • Lena Dunham Thinks Girls Porn Parody is Gross

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    The Cast of HBO’s Girls

    This past Wednesday, Hustler wrapped filming on its latest porn parody This Ain’t Girls XXX, a porn parody of HBO‘s Girls.

    In the porn parody, Hannah Horvath (played by Alex Chance) forsakes men, including her boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbian sex. After some lesbian sex, she returns to Adam. Please note that if this happens in the next season of Girls, the show has officially jumped the shark.

    And yesterday, Lena Dunham took to Twitter to share her thoughts on the news that her semi-autobiographical, hit TV show was getting remade into a porn movie.  Continue Reading

    May 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1350