When it comes to neighbors, I prefer to take the Homer Simpson approach and treat my neighbors with outward hostility, unless I need to mooch off of them. Doesn’t matter if they’re a good, church-going, God-fearing lefty like Ned Flanders or tight-ass former President like George H. W. Bush, I’m not going to be friends with you just because we happen to live next to each other.
In light of Lisa Ann’s shocking announcement that she’ll retire from porn at the end of 2014, we think it’s only fitting that we commemorate her incredible career in the adult industry by highlighting what we consider to be the 10 best Lisa Ann videos of all time in one of the Sex.com Blog’s classic porn lists.
Ahhhh the holidays. It really is the most wonderful time of the year.
My favorite thing about the holidays
is getting too drunk at the office Christmas party and hitting on everything that breathesis togetherness.
Even in the face of wild commercialization, the heart of the holidays will always be getting together. And what better way to celebrate the togetherness of the holidays than having hot group sex? Continue Reading
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
Lisa Ann, the world’s favorite MILF pornstar, announced her retirement last night via handwritten letters posted to her official Facebook page.
Read the emotional, heart-felt 10 page letter to her fans below.
It’s been a minute since we’ve been able to write about a new Lisa Ann porn videos. But we understand. The world’s most popular MILF has been too busy dating college football players and revealing that certain NHL defensemen are total creeps that can’t pick up their own girls to shoot porn videos.
But not anymore! Lisa Ann is finally back with a new porn video for Brazzers.
Let me tell you, the Lisa Ann drought has been hard for all of us who love big breasted MILFs (which I hope is everyone reading the Sex.com Blog) since Lisa Ann is the creme de la creme of big titted MILFs. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think there’s been any new Lisa Ann videos since August? Is that right? I haven’t seen any new Lisa Ann videos since August and it’s been absolutely miserable.
But when I watched Lisa Ann’s new video for Brazzers that dropped today, it was totally worth the wait.
What makes the Tasha Reign-Freeones contest so epic? Did you even read the title of the post? Because that should have told you everything you need to know about the epicness of the contest. But it bears repeating again: YOU CAN WIN A ONE-ON-ONE SKYPE-DATE WITH TASHA REIGN. Continue Reading
If you like big tits, then you’re going to love this. But before we introduce you to these new big tits you’re going love, there are few things you need to do.
1. Remove all clothing below your waist.
2. Make sure your lube of choice is nearby.
3. Keep your cum-receptacle of choice close.
Got everything ready? Good because once you lay eyes on Devyn Cole’s big tits, the tiny amount of self-control will be gone and you’re going to beat your meat into fruition.
Alright guys, meet Devyn Cole and her fabulous tits. Continue Reading
You know what my problem with pornstar interviews is? They’re all the fucking same.
“What’s your favorite sex position?” “Are you really bi or are you just eating out girls for the money?” “Can I touch your tits or would that be unprofessional?”
SNOOZE ALERT. We’ve already been there and we’ve already done that.
You know the old expression, “You can chose your friends but you can’t chose your family”? Well I think it applies just as well to co-workers.
You can’t pick your co-workers (unless you’re involved in the hiring process, but for the purposes of this post I’m just going to assume that you’re not). And like your family, you must put up with their bullshit day in and day out with good-natured humility until you all finally come to the conclusion that you’ll all be much better off if you never see each other again.
In a perfect world where you could pick your co-workers, we’d only have one person we’d want to work with. Nicole Aniston.
You may only know Nicole Aniston from her work as a pornstar, but besides being a smoking hot blonde, we’re convinced she’d make a damn good co-worker.
Don’t believe us? Here are 12 reasons why Nicole Aniston is the perfect co-worker. Continue Reading
If there’s one thing that Twistys does better than any other porn site, it’s choose babes to highlight on a monthly basis.
Since you like porn, I going to go ahead and assume that you already know all about Twistys Treats of the Month. But just in case you’re uninitiated, the head-honchos at Twistys pick one hot babe to be featured in for a month in a big batch of sexy, new porn pictures and porn videos.
To close out 2014, Twistys selected a busty blonde for Treat of the Month that has never failed to totally knock our socks off.
Twistys December Treat of the Month is… Continue Reading
It’s tough to pick a favorite pornstar since there are so many of them starring in incredibly hot porn videos. Rather than choose a favorite pornstar, we prefer to go with the flow and love all pornstars equally.
If you were to ask any of your friends if hooking up with your ex is a good idea, they’d unanimously say, “Of course it’s a bad idea, you moron.”
They’re not wrong. Having sex with your ex delays the inevitable moving on, there can be a ton of drama, you might be getting used, yadda yadda yadda.
This free porn blog believes in balance. And from what we can tell, no one on Earth has ever argued for sex with your ex. So rather than just agree that sex with your ex could be disastrous, we’re going to give 4 reasons why sex with your ex can be the best sex ever! Continue Reading
I don’t want a lot for Christmas. There’s just one thing I need.
I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.
I just want you for my own, more than you could ever know. Make my wish come true…
Welcome to the Sex.com Blog’s PORNSTAR POWER RANKINGS!
There are hundreds and hundreds of pornstars working hard to make hot new porn videos for you to fap to, thereby making the world a better place. But because there are so many girls putting out so much good stuff, it’s easy to miss or lose track of what some girls have been up to.
That’s why every month, we’ll be publishing the PORNSTAR POWER RANKINGS. It’s the best way we could think of to recap and rank the previous month’s top pornstars. And we take everything into consideration for the rankings including: new porn videos, sharing sexy personal pics on social media, making news, etc.
So let’s see who the top pornstars were in November 2014.
Have you always wanted to have a threesome but can’t muster the courage to invite another person into your bedroom?
Well this free porn blog has just discovered a new sex game that is just as good as having a threesome, without adding another body to the bedroom.
I honestly never thought that I would write these words, but here we go…
Abigail Mac has crossed over to the other side!
Guys, what’s the deal with girls named Alexis having great asses?
There’s of course Alexis Texas who basically invented PAWGs. There’s Alexis Ford, whose big bubble butt used to get fucked on the regular. People love Alexis Adams‘ big tits, but she’s got a damn fine booty to go with her amazing rack.
Just as naming your spawn “Krystal” guarantees them a life as a stripper, it seems to me that girls named Alexis almost always have incredible asses.
Right now, I’d like to introduce you to a brand new pornstar named Alexis Rodriguez. And who would have guessed that a Latina named Alexis would have one of the best asses we’ve ever seen? Continue Reading