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  • Bootiful enhances asses of our pleasure

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    Damn gurl you are bootiful

    Have you always wanted a big, bountiful booty? A big, ole behind? Something that you could just cover in barbeque sauce and take a bite of and when the sauce is dripping from your face you let out a blood-curdling howl to say, “Look at that full moon butt!”

    Of course you have because asses/butts/booties are great.

    And it’s an exciting time to be an “Ass-Man” because there’s a cool, new booty enhancing cream debuting later this month for larger, firmer, shapelier asses that we can all enjoy!

    Bootiful All-Natural Butt Enhancement Cream has all the benefits of a surgical butt-lift enhancement at a fraction of the cost and without any of the painful side-effects or complications.

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    January 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 740

  • Lose your virginity over and over again with Hymenshop.com’s fake hymen

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    Artist rendering of typical American virgin

    How important is your virginity to you? For most people they spend ever waking hour between the ages of 14 to 23 trying to lose it. I too hope to lose my virginity someday…

    Losing my virginity is not the topic of today’s blog. No instead, we’re wondering why someone would go through a procedure to make it seem like they were still a virgin. Specifically women and their hymen’s.

    Obviously, in some cultures a woman risks being ostracized and even killed if her hymen is broken before marriage, which is why Hymenorrhaphy or hymen reconstruction surgery exists. It seems crazy to want to hang on to your virginity (like I have for 30 long years) but different strokes for different folks.

    But surgery is complicated and expensive. Wouldn’t it be great if you could just restore your hymen in the comfort of your own home? Well for $29.95 you can get your very artificial hymen and become a virgin again in five minutes!

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    September 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 465