Handjobs have always been totally overrated. Men will gladly accept a handjob when offered one but it’s definitely low on our list of sexual acts. But isn’t it strange that handjobs are so universally hated even though a handjob is almost exactly like masturbation, which universally loved? The only difference is that instead of jerking yourself off, some lovely lady was nice enough to do it for you. I’ve started to think that handjobs don’t deserve the bad reputation they’ve received. So to rebrand handjobs as something awesome, here are a few tips on how to give a handjob that doesn’t suck. Read more…
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “Wisconsin?” Is it cheese, perhaps? The Green Bay Packers? A bit of both?
Whatever it is that the Badger State brings to mind for you, I’m willing to bet that thing is not nude beaches – but lo and behold, Wisconsin doesn’t just have a nude beach, it evidently has a problem with public sex taking place at that nude beach. Read more…
Is there any sex better than quickie sex?
I don’t think so. The spontaneity of quickie sex always guarantees that it will be very hot. Plus the brevity let’s you continue your day as if nothing ever happened (though you’ll always know that you just had sex).
Quickie sex cannot be planned, it just sort of happens. When you feel it about to happen and you’re nowhere near your bedroom, these are the Top 10 places to have quickie sex: Read more…
I used to hate shopping with my girlfriend (aka Gleb).
She’d always say to me, “Ay papi, why you never take me shopping no more?”
And I’d be like, “Ugh…Because I hate shopping!”
Finally, one Sunday afternoon she said to me, “Ay papi, take me shopping today and I make it worth your while.” I was hoping she was going to make it worth my while by getting a cool hat or something, but instead she pulled me into the dressing room for some quickie sex. And yes, it was awesome.
Since then, I always take my girlfriend Gleb shopping so that we can have sex in a dressing room.
Sex in a dressing room is one of the most exciting things a couple can do. I recommend it to all of you.
Although, there are few things you need to know before you go to the mall and have sex in a dressing room. So let’s get straight to it! Here is Chico Dusty’s How To Have Sex In A Dressing Room. Read more…
A few weeks ago, I saw an email in my inbox from Veruca James. Naturally, I thought someone was trying to prank me because why would Veruca James, one of the sexiest porn actresses in the world, be emailing me?
So with extreme skepticism, I replied simply with, “Is this really Veruca James?” To my surprise, it was. It turns out that Veruca James isn’t only one of the sexiest porn actresses in the world, she’s one of the coolest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.
She was happy to answer a few questions I had about her relationship with Damon James, being from Chicago, and her WoodRocket.com show Naked In Public. So without further ado, let’s get to the Veruca James interview. Read more…
Exeter University’s Safer Sex Ball sounds like something you wouldn’t want to attend in a million years.
Safer sex? Ball? University?
Maybe it’s me but those three things just aren’t my bag, baby.
However, the Safer Sex Ball is not the drab soiree you might think it is. It’s actually a raging party held annually by Exeter University where they pass out a bunch of free contraceptives to thousands of drunk, costumed, and horny college students in a darkened auditorium filled with trance music.
Now that sort of thing is my bag, baby.
This year’s Safer Sex Ball hit a snag, however. A couple was caught on a CCTV surveillance camera having sex in the student union bar. And as you would expect, the footage leaked online and went viral.
Baseball has never really appealed to me. Something about standing in the hot sun with a mouth full of chewing tobacco waiting for a performance-enhanced man who shares the same physique as your average Silverback Gorilla to hit a ball coming towards him at 90 mph for 9 innings is just too slow for my taste.
In fact, it was national treasure Homer Simpson who pointed out that the game of baseball is boring without beer. For most Americans, I can see why it would so popular, it’s an excuse to drink beer for several hours throughout the afternoon. Well, guess what I write the Sex.com Blog so I don’t need an excuse to drink beer all afternoon.
Saturday afternoon at Yankee Stadium, the Yankees were up by 3 runs in the second inning against the Tampa Bay rays. The excitement was palatable, so much so that a couple opted to have sex in an empty bathroom near the left field bleachers until about the 5th inning.
A couple in Kansas Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, were arrested last night for lewd and lascivious behavior. In Kansas, lewd and lascivious behavior “means they publicly engaged in sexual intercourse or sodomy with knowledge that they are being viewed by others.”
Julian and Tina were reportedly so horny that they began “sexually fondling” each other in an aisle of a Walmart. On top of the PDA, the couple is facing charges of theft because they stole a tube of K-Y jelly. Time is of the essence when getting down in public so it only makes sense that they would steal the lube.
Their sentencing all depends on the audience of their sex show. Not necessarily for eye-witness testimony.
Realistically speaking, there are few better places to have sex than in a bed. Beds are warm, comfortable places that are designed to handle a lot of gyration and contortion. And once you’re spent, you can just roll over and pass out.
However there is a downside to beds and bedrooms and that is their familiarity. In my own experience, there has always been an excitement associated to the prospect of sleeping in a different bed. Why else would hotels be so rampant? Why else would we pursue sleep-overs with such fervor? We love our own beds but our familiarity with them is the first step to boredom. Boredom is something we just cannot have.
For today’s sex tip, I want you to forget about beds entirely. It’s time you get take the show on the road and get those endorphins flowing. Roughly seventy percent of men and women fantasize about sex in public so today we’ll focus on how it can be done right. Read more…