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  • Sorority Car Wash starring Dakota Skye – A Review

    “What’s sexier than watching 2 young girls wash a car? How about watching them fuck?!”

    Picture this, you’re driving down the highway, it’s hot as hell out, you’re on your way to your dead end job at the local factory. All of a sudden, on the side of the road, you spot Dakota Skye and another hot topless college babes lathering each other up and selling car washes for the local sorority. You COULD just keep driving. It’s probably just an optical illusion or mirage or something right? OR you could pull that dusty old Honda Civic in and get it washed while watching couple of nubile porn stars have lesbian sex for awhile. The choice is yours, but it seems like a pretty obvious one to me.

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    October 8, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 6178

  • 25 Places To Masturbate Ranked From Worst To Best

    Masturbation! We all do it and there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. To make sure that you’re making the most of your masturbation, we decided to rank all 25 places to masturbate from best to worst. So let’s get straight to it!

    25. The beach

    SAND IS GOING TO GET EVERYWHERE. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

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    October 7, 2014 • Funny, Porn Lists • Views: 20194

  • You Can 3D Print a Japanese Artist’s Vagina

    Are you an early adopter of the extremely expensive technology known as 3D printing?  If yes, then that’s pretty cool, and I bet you’ve printed lots of weird and funny stuff.   If no, then you’re living in the stone ages man.  Start saving up and buy yourself a 3d printer.

    There’s all sorts of stuff you can print yourself, and though I’ve never actually used before, I’m sure they’re pretty complicated and I also know that my brain is pretty dumb.  So I probably won’t be using one anytime soon unless I become a millionaire with the lottery ticket that I bought, in which case I’ll be able to do whatever I please.

    I knew you could print plenty of different things, but I didn’t know that you could print vaginas.  That’s messed up.

    According to Peeperz:

    Under the moniker Rokudenashiko, which roughly translates to “good-for-nothing girl,” Megumi has taken 3D images of her vagina and made the data available for people to make models using 3D printers.”

    This does indeed mean that you can wallpaper your apartment with hundreds of 3d vagina models, if that’s what you were wondering.

    Well, not so fast actually.  Apparently, after accepting a large amount of donations in exchange for the sculptures, police cracked down and arrested Igarashi, the artist, for spreading obscene imagery.  That sucks, because it’s kind of a cool concept for an art project.

    Igarashi’s defenders were quick to point out the giant penis festival parades that occur in Japan every year where people literally walk around on the streets carrying giant penis statues and dressed up as penises.  Yes, that is kind of some fucked up hypocrisy, isn’t it?

    It’d be nice if they could make vagina models with these vaginas also, thanks:

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    July 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 18193

  • Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014

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    The toughest decision you’ll ever make…

    2013 was a great year for Twisty’s Treats. I remember thinking at the end of 2012, “Well, it’s too bad that Twisty’s has already made all the hottest girls Treats of the Month. I’m going to miss those monthly babes.” But somehow they pulled it together and out did themselves!

    Now it’s time to decide which one of these sexy Treats deserves to be Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014.

    Choosing the Treat of the Year is no easy task, which is why Twisty’s has decided to let the fans choose!

    To vote, you need to be a Twisty’s member. But the good news is that a Twisty’s membership is only 1 DOLLAR WHILE VOTING IS OPEN.

    Why should you vote for your favorite Twisty’s Treat? Because the Treat of the Year wins a Twisty’s contract, a trip to Costa Rica to shoot with the runner-up and last year’s winner (Mia Malkova), and a diamond Twisty’s necklace. So if you have a favorite Twisty’s Treat, you need to vote for her because we’re guaranteed more amazing pictures and videos of your favorite babe later in 2014.

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    2 days of Twisty’s plus supporting your favorite Treat of the Month for $1? Now that’s a deal.

    If you’re ready to vote, you can do that right now: TREAT OF THE YEAR VOTE.

    But if you need help deciding which Treat to vote for, continue reading to get to know the contestants.   Continue Reading

    February 5, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 5931

  • Sex.com’s Top 25 Pictures of the Year 2013

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    Pictures of the Year

    I’d like to thank every single one of you for your continued support of Sex.com. Our whole team works very hard but ultimately without you guys Sex.com wouldn’t be what it is.

    So as a celebration to you, the user, I’d like to share with you the Top 25 Pictures pinned to Sex.com this year (2013). It’s more like a thank you for pinning these pictures because the world loved them! And yeah, I know it says pictures but it includes GIFs too.

    Are you ready to see the Top 25 Sex.com Pictures of 2013? It could be your pictures!  Continue Reading

    December 31, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 8304

  • Mia Malkova’s Merry Christmas

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    Mia Malkova

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Mia Malkova soon would be there.

    The teens were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; and mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a sexy young driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Mia Malkova. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, and she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of sex toys, and Mia Malkova too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, down the chimney Mia Malkova came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; a bundle of sex toys she had flung on his back, and she looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    Her eyes — how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry! Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry! Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and her breasts ‘neath her chin were as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath; She had a lean face and a little round booty, that shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    She was sexy and fine, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself;
    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, stripping off her stockings; then turned with a jerk, and laying her finger aside her clit:

    Why don’t I just show you what happened next instead of conveying it to you in rhyme:

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    Then, she sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard her exclaim, ere her drove out of sight…

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

    I just wanted to prove to you all that Mia Malkova is just as, if not more, magical than that Santa guy everyone’s talking/singing about.

    December 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1407

  • Christy Mack’s Fleshlight Now Available

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    Christy Mack and her Fleshlight

    Finally!

    You can have sex with Christy Mack! Well…not actually. But you can have sex with a replica of her vagina and or ass thanks to FleshlightContinue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2828

  • How To Make Your Pussy Worth Eating

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    Artist rendering of Miley Cyrus eating pussy

    You know what really bugs me? When guys are all like, “Man, I don’t ever give my girl head. That shit is gross!”

    No, it’s not.

    Get over yourself and give your girl head.

    It’s just plain selfish for men to expect blowjobs without having to ever to return the favor. To make sure that you ladies are getting the cunnilingus you deserve, I’ve come up with a few things for you to do to make your pussy a pussy worth eatingContinue Reading

    October 9, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 9032

  • Babes in Thigh High Socks

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    Thigh High Socks

    You all know that the only thing I like better than a naked woman is a woman wearing a crop-top.

    What’s the reason for my obsession with crop tops? Underboob is a big reason.

    Sadly, now that we’re almost through September, all the crop-tops have been packed away until next summer. But it’s not all bad. This Fall I’ve been noticing hot babes returning to their thigh high socks, an everyday article of clothing that’s almost as sexy as the crop-top.

    You may not think thigh high socks are sexy because they cover up 70 to 90 percent of the leg. Covering up isn’t sexy, right? Wrong!

    Covering up can be sexy, especially when it’s a hot babe covering up her legs in thigh high socks.

    I know I sound crazy but maybe the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks will change your mind!

    Here now are the Top 10 Babes in Thigh High Socks:  Continue Reading

    September 23, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4654

  • Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer

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    Nobody on the roach, nobody on the beach. The summer’s out of reach…

    Even though summer isn’t officially over until mid-September, we all know that after Labor Day Monday summer is over.

    Once again, the summer’s gone by way too fast.

    Instead of looking forward to fall, winter, and spring, I’d much rather feel sad and reminisce about how great this summer was. To help you reminisce about my sexy summer 2013, let’s look at the Top 10 Sexy Things We’ll Miss About Summer:  Continue Reading

    August 30, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 3909