• This Porn Video Is So Hot, You Won’t Even Care How Politically Incorrect It Is

    TeenCurves.com has been one of my favorite porn sites recently because they only shoot porn videos with big bootied pornstars and babes with perfectly sculpted asses.

    As an ass-man, I’m powerless to resist the allure of TeenCurves‘ massive collection of big ass videos. But today when I was going through big ass after big ass, I found myself taking issue with one of their newer scenes… Continue Reading

    November 27, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 31443

  • Ukraine’s Human Barbie Says Ugliness Is Caused By “Race-Mixing”


    You’re about to see why that’s totally untrue

    If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.

    For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.

    GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:

    When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”

    Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”

    “But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”

    “That’s because of the race-mixing.”

    WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.

    To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 9760

  • New Sexy 2014 Fashion: Trophy Scarves

    Do clothes serve any purpose other than to make you look sexy, which will attract a sexual partner who will rip off your clothes?

    Whether you like it or not, how you dress is an important part of getting laid. Other sex blogs don’t care if you get laid, but we do. That’s why this sex blog’s sex tips and sex advice go above and beyond to get you laid. And that’s why we’re going to tell about the sexiest new fashion accessory for 2014.

    The hottest thing to wear in 2014 is something called Trophy Scarves. And you’re going to love Trophy Scarves because a Trophy Scarf is a naked (or semi-nude) white woman you wear around your shoulders.

    Want to know more? Well, let’s look at these pictures of Trophy Scarves founder Nate Hill wearing his creation:  Continue Reading

    November 29, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 2300

  • Online Daters Love Asian Women


    Online dating

    I feel sorry for all those single guys online trying to get dates with Asian women. Little do they know that Asian women are the most sought after, thus the competition for a date with an Asian woman must be fierce.

    Online dating site Are You Interested? analyzed over 2.4 million interactions on their site and found that Asian women are the most likely to get a message from a man of any race, except Asian.

    AYI also found that white men are the most pursued by women of all races, except black women. And unfortunately, black women are the least likely to get a message from anyone.

    Hm…interesting. Why are black women so unpopular? Do you think maybe men are afraid that once they hook-up with a black woman, their options will be limited for life because they can never go back to not dating a black woman?

    Well, these new findings from AYI have got me in the mood to experiment.

    Here’s the experiment.

    Close your eyes and imagine your perfect woman.

    Now tell me, what race is she?

    Thanks for voting!

    Experiment over. Resume masturbating to something on Sex.com.

    November 15, 2013 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 2530