The NBA is in a bit of a rough spot right now.
With the playoffs in full swing, and with the Raptors no doubt on their way to winning their first NBA title after continuing to dominate the Brooklyn Nets (as a wise man once said, fuck Brooklyn), the spotlight has shifted away from the sport and onto the beleaguered owner of the L.A Clippers.
Yup, the video evidence is conclusive. David Sterling is a huge racist. This should not come as a surprise, since he’s always been a huge racist. But on top of being a huge racist, were you aware that David Sterling is also a huge womanizer? In 2003 he was involved in a big sex scandal where he admitted to paying for prostitutes, or, as he called them in his testimony, ‘freaks,’ who he then banged all over his Beverly Hills Apartment.
Here’s a funny quote from David Sterling’s testimony in 2003:
David Sterling. You’re rich as a motherfucker. You may be old as dirty and look like a melting marshmallow covered in dust, but you still manage to have sex with young, attractive women. As an aside, isn’t it weird that Sterling is dating a non-white person? Freaky. Anyways, you also happen to own one of the most popular and coolest NBA teams around right now, and you’re willing to throw all of that away so you can huff and puff and try to act like a big shot about these delusional ideals that guide your morals?
Fuck that guy. Huge loser. I’m only posting about him because of that funny sex scandal excerpt I found. Dude is a waste of a human, otherwise. Let’s all laugh at him, take some time to consider the segregation and discrimination that still exists in our world, watch as he flails around hurling this and that lawsuit, and then wait until he gets forgotten about and bites the dust.
In the mean time, here’s a bunch of pictures of interracial scenes. Can’t we all get along? TAKE THIS, YOU SCUMBAG:
Why can’t we all just get along and not cheat on our wives and have sex with people of every race and live in a happy peaceful world? We are sexual beings. We all have to live on this fucking rock until it explodes or gets taken over by aliens or gravitates into the sun, so fuck racism and fuck David Sterling.