Canadian Porn Star Lanny Barbie shows her patriotism
QUESTION: Has anyone ever taken Canada seriously?
Hahaha. The answer is of course NO.
Why would we? Canada is basically America but colder and worse (except the free Health Care).
Further proving their incompetence as a nation, the Canadian Radio-television Telecommunications Commission is cracking down on Toronto-based Channel Zero, which includes porn stations AOV Adult Movie Channel, AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx, for not complying with the 35% Canadian Content law.
Yes, Canada has a law that requires all their radio and TV stations to fill their schedules with at least 35% of content produced in Canada. I’ve been told by some local Canadians that this law is designed to preserve and protect Canadian culture, which makes me ask the question…Canada has culture?
Now Canadians can have their say as to whether Channel Zero’s erotic and non-erotic channels should be renewed despite the porn they broadcast is foreign.
So Canadians, if you want to keep porn on TV like the Neanderthals you are (c’mon porn on TV? Use the internet), then start producing your own porn that can be broadcast on these channels!
You’re probably saying to yourself, “Eh bud. I’m just a dumb Canadian eh. How can I shoot the pornos?”
Which is why I’ve prepared this quick guide for you.
HOW TO SHOOT PORN EVEN IF YOU’RE A DUMB CANADIAN
- Get a camera
- Get some lights
- Learn how to do make-up
- Send out a casting call via Canadian Craigslist or Canadian Reddit
- Hire the hottest people willing to fuck on camera
- Use your free health care to get yourself and your talent tested for STDs.
- Turn camera on.
- Hit record.
- Begin having sex.
- Make sure your camera is pointed at the sex.
- Cum in the face.
- Send the footage to Channel Zero: 2844 Dundas W, Toronto, ON M6P 1Y7
Porn shooting made so simple, even a dumb Canadian can understand it! Now go make your own damn porn Canada! I can’t believe you still consider yourself a country when you don’t even broadcast your own damn porn.