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  • Coolio’s New Song About Pornhub Is Just Sad

    Two months ago, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers reported that rapper Coolio was going to be mounting a comeback with a new song all about Pornhub and music video filled with pornstars.

    I know when I read Gil’s post about it, my reaction was, “Really?”

    To which Gil assured me that it was real.

    And of course I responded with, “No, really. Don’t jerk me around here fella. Coolio is going to make a comeback with a song about Pornhub and a music video filled with pornstars?”

    I guess my main problem with Coolio collaborating with Pornhub is that fact that people (who happened to be named Gil Powers) are calling it a comeback. A comeback, to me, implies a return to form in artistic circles. A Coolio comeback would mean that he had written and recorded a track on par with the Keena & Kel theme song.

    But this is not the case.

    Instead, Coolio’s collaboration with Pornhub is just sad. I’m sure that Coolio’s royalty checks for “Gangsters Paradise” have been steadily dwindling in size since 1995. And so when a few Pornhub employees saw Coolio standing on the street corner with a piece of cardboard that read, “WILL RAP FOR FOOD“, they couldn’t resist throwing some money at him in exchange for a song that’s nothing more than shameless promotion.

    That said, I can’t see how Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” benefits anyone. Coolio mumbles his way through his verses, with MindGeek properties being the only words properly articulate (meaning that there was a clause in his contract that these were the only lyrics he had to enunciate), thus confirming that Coolio is as washed up as everyone thought he was.

    Meanwhile, I don’t see how Pornhub benefits from the song because it is terrible. “Take It To The Hub” might be Pornhub jumping the shark (which of course is an expression to describe that moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity). If I were I diehard Pornhub user and I saw this video, I would say to myself, “If this is what they’re doing now, I need to find a new free porn site to fap to.” It’s that embarrassing.

    Despite the song being one of the worst songs I’ve heard all year, I will say that the video is able to redeem itself with shots of Phoenix Marie, Skin Diamond, Alexa Aimes and other hot pornstars shaking their big wet titties and asses.

    But that’s just how I feel. Watch the video for Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” courtesy of Vice below:

    Oh man…

    Wasn’t that just the worst?

    Well, it wasn’t all bad. Got to see Phoenix Marie’s ass in action. Too bad it was accompanied by that terrible, terrible song.

    Let’s all cleanse our palettes of this awful music with the hottest GIFs of Phoenix Marie’s ass found on Sex.com.

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    Ah that’s better.

    ReminderL Every time you hear a shitty rap song that puts you in a really shitty mood, looking at Phoenix Marie’s ass will always make you feel better.

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    September 8, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5901

  • Iggy Azalea Is So Fancy and Clueless In New Music Video

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    Iggy Azalea

    Yesterday when I heard that Iggy Azalea had a new music video out, I thought to myself, “Damn! It’s been a minute since I seen that girl’s ass, which is a real shame because Iggy’s ass is spectacular.”

    Then I watched the music video for “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea and I was very disappointed because Iggy Azalea’s ass is hardly in the video! Normally music videos directed by Director X are decent, but eschewing gratuitous shots of Iggy Azalea’s ass is just plain wrong.

    The most ass we get is in this gif of Iggy Azalea rocking her hips:  Continue Reading

    March 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2824

  • Not Even A Naked Kim Kardashian Can Save This Kanye West Video

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    Kim Kardashian in “Bound 2″

    Kanye West released the third music video from his album Yeezus today by appearing on Ellen Degeneres’s show. Wait what? Premiering a rap video on Ellen? That doesn’t seem right…

    Despite being the greatest artist of all time (his words not mine), Kanye West’s new music video is garbage. It’s three and a half minutes of Kanye West on a motorcycle and stock footage of what I assume are supposed to be romantic things like horses running and landscapes. The “Bound 2″ video looks like it was made at the mall for 50 bucks. Remember those places that let you make a music video at the mall?

    Predictably, a naked Kim Kardashian makes an appearance. There’s some implied motorcycle sex between Kanye and Kim but even that can save “Bound 2″ from being one of the most boring music videos of all time.

    WARNING: “Bound 2″ might bore you to death. Watch at your own risk:

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    OH MAN.

    I’m so sorry for making you watch that. I guess even Kanye West, the greatest artist of all time (his words not mine), has to phone it in sometimes.

    Kanye, if you’re going to put a naked Kim Kardashian in your next music video, please use it properly. Something more along the lines of Kim Kardashian naked in this video:


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    November 19, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3364

  • Abella Anderson Webcams In New Childish Gambino Video

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    Abella Anderson

    Donald Glover is a pretty good comedian, but I’ve never been 100% sold on his rap career as Childish Gambino.

    It’s not that he makes bad rap music, it’s just that I’ll always think of him as an actor/comedian who raps in his spare time.

    But now, Donald Glover/Childish Gambino has finally given me a reason to truly respect him as an artist. He cast super sexy, retired Latina pornstar Abella Anderson as a webcam girl (or in other words: he cast Abella Anderson as herself) in his latest video 3005.

    Watch Abella Anderson webcam to the sounds of Childih Gambino right now:

    Who doesn’t want to watch Abella Anderson vibe to a pretty good rap son on webcam? I know I just wanted to see Abella Anderson on webcam. So I’m satisfied. The only problem with this video is that it doesn’t link you to a site where you can actually chat with Abella Anderson on webcam.

    Don’t worry, I’ve gone out and found that link for you:

    Click here to see Abella Anderson on webcam via Camster.

    Rap videos and webcams are one thing, but I just wish that Abella Anderson would do porn again.

    For those of you who don’t realize the void that Abella Anderson has left in the lives of men and women who love watching sexy Latina babes have sex on camera, just look at these 47 Abella Anderson GIFs and wish for a comeback:  Continue Reading

    November 18, 2013 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3635

  • Rachel Starr, Machine Gun Kelly Blowjob Video

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    Rachel Starr

    Rapper Machine Gun Kelly was performing in Dallas last Friday at the Monroe Lounge.

    Machine Gun Kelly’s sometime girlfriend, pornstar Rachel Starr, was also at that show.

    Everyone must have been having a pretty good time because during Machine Gun Kelly’s set, Rachel Starr pulled down his pants and gave him a blowjob on stage.

    As you would expect, someone filmed the Rachel Starr, Machine Gun Kelly Blowjob and put it on WorldStarHipHop.com. Let’s check it out:

    After the blowjob, MGK tweeted:  Continue Reading

    August 12, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 10815

  • Iggy Azalea: Best Ass In Rap

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    Iggy Azalea bares her ass for some lucky fans

    Ever since the video for Work came out in March, I’ve had just one question on my mind about Iggy Azalea:

    “Is that ass for real?”

    Gluteoplasty isn’t so uncommon these days especially since big butts have never been more popular (May 7th, 1992 notwithstanding). If you haven’t seen Iggy Azalea‘s video for Work (and even if you have) let’s check it out to see that big booty in action:

    If Iggy Azalea‘s ass is real, it’s a miracle of nature. How can a girl that skinny get an ass so round and bubbly?

    Of course, I’m not complaining. Just because I don’t understand how her ass exists anatomically, I’m very happy that it’s around. This is especially true after seeing a ass-centric clip from Iggy Azalea‘s show last night.

    You got to check out how Iggy Azalea can make her ass work. SPOILER ALERT: Iggy and her ass have some serious moves:  Continue Reading

    June 18, 2013 • BABES • Views: 8420

  • Everybody Be Twerking to the New Danny Brown

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    Detroit’s Favorite Son Danny Brown

     Danny Brown has been one of our favorite rappers ever since we saw the video for Cyclops. And then XXX came out and blew us away. But what’s up with Danny these days? Well, he’s been working on his new album Old.

    Yesterday we got a taste of what to expect from the new Danny Brown, produced by Trampy and it’s fucking amazing. Continue Reading

    April 5, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 780