• The Proper Way To Shave Your Genitals

    Last week, we ran a poll asking the female Blog readers what they thought of hairy men. And I’m sorry to report that only 20% of women think a hairy man is hot. 39% were totally indifferent to a man with a lot of body hair, meanwhile 41% said that hairy men were gross.

    Then when asked which part of the body is the most important for a man to shave, 27% of women said the pubes taking the top spot and 21% said the balls. Only 13% said face, which came in third.

    So as you can see from our research, even though big bushes might be back in style for women, they prefer their men to be well-groomed. DOUBLE STANDARD MUCH? Just kidding.

    To help you make the women in your life happier, it’s time you learned how to properly groom your genitals. Bringing sharp objects to your genitals is never that much fun, but at least with this guide you can do it with confidence.


    First things first: invest in a beard trimmer.

    Using a beard trimmer works better than scissors and will cut the hair shorter. If you use a clipper make sure you use a 0 or 1 blade on it, if you do it will cut almost as close as a razor blade.

    But only use the trimmer to trim the surrounding hair. Using a beard trimmer on the scrotum or the under side of the penis could be extremely painful because the skin is so sensitive.

    The last thing I want is for all you guys to have bloody scrotums and penises because of me.


    While it might seems easier to use creams or sprays that “melt” the hair off like NAIR, the fact of the matter is that your pubic area is way too sensitive to be applying these chemicals. So for your own safety, stay away from chemicals.


    Find a place with some privacy, so that you can concentrate on proper manscaping.

    Personally, I recommend sitting down in a hot, shallow bath since the heat will open your pores for an easier shave. Plus, you’re in a stable position to reach your genitals and you can easily rinse the razor.

    But standing in the shower or over a garbage can works too. Whatever you’re most comfortable with!


    Lather the area with shaving cream intended for sensitive skin, because as I’ve said many times already, the skin on your pubic area is extremely sensitive.

    Avoid menthol or heavily scented creams as they will irritate the area. Using an antibacterial shaving gel will minimize irritation caused by bacteria getting into your pores and hair follicles.


    Take a new 3 or 4 bladed razor, shave each area using short, very light strokes. Apply as little pressure as possible. You just want the razor blade to glide over your genitals.

    The key to shaving your genitals is to make sure that the skin is firm, because shaving loose skin can cause cuts, which is exactly what we don’t want!

    Rinse the blade with every stroke and then it’s just a matter of isolating the hair and shaving with the direction of growth to avoid irritation. It’s also a good idea to shave with an erection, since the skin is extended and the penis itself is easier to handle.

    The scrotum is much easier to shave if the skin is extended. The scrotum should be shaved from the middle front part of it, to the sides, with extreme care. It is best to shave when the scrotum is ascended – meaning tight against the body. The piece of skin that goes between the shaft and the sack may be especially problematic. One thing you can do is take an ice cube into the shower and rub it on the scrotum to tighten things up. It can help get rid of that flap of skin between the shaft and the scrotum.


    Rinse yourself off with some mild soap and make sure not to leave any pubes lying around because that’s disgusting.

    Once you’ve rinsed yourself off, pat your genitals dry. Rubbing them with a towel can cause some irritation, which is not what we want!

    No matter how careful you’ve been, you’re going to get some irritation on the second day stubble. That’s why it’s a good idea to exfoliate the area or pat it down with baby powder to reduce irritation. The more you shave your pubes though, the less irritation and redness you’ll experience.


    Now you’re an expert in shaving your genitals, which is important because women clearly prefer a groomed man to a hairy one.


    May 19, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 19749

  • Halloween Sex With Monsters (Very Spooky)

    Last week, after revealing that 75% OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH A GHOST IF THEY COULD, I was curious to know what Halloween monster you would NOT have sex with.

    I’m still trying to figure out where women draw the line when it comes to having sex with things, but I do know that men will literally fuck anything. Any hole, crease, or crevice you can think of, I can guarantee a man has tried putting his penis inside of it and thrusting in and out.

    But as far as fictional monsters go, the majority of you draw the line with Zombies.

    Let’s take a look at the results.  Continue Reading

    October 24, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 3928

  • People Will Switch to Bing for Porn

    I’ll be the first to admit it, I love Google.

    How on earth are you supposed to look something up without Google?

    I always remember Hank Scorpio asking Homer Simpson if he knew who invented the hammock. And of course he didn’t know who invented the hammock. So Hank Scopio says to Homer, “There’s something for you to do: find that out.”

    Find out who invented the hammock without Google? That’s a huge task. Without Google I would have had to walk to the library and open a book instead of immediately finding out that hammocks were invited by Native Americans in the West Indies and brought back to Europe by Spanish colonists (also maybe hammocks were invented by the Ancient Greeks, no one knows for sure. Hammocks been around a long time).

    Google has made all of our lives easier and therefore better by providing us with the fastest way to find things on the internet.

    So Eden sank to grief, so dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.

    What this Robert Frost quote means is that even in all its glory, Google may not last forever simply because nothing gold can stay.

    More and more Google seems to be removing internet porn from itself. They’ve made it harder to find porn on Google Images, they banned porn from Google Glass (even though the only purpose anyone can think of for Google Glass is POV porn) and they’ve banned the monetization of porn on Blogger. Though they aren’t officially going porn-free, it sure looks like Google is moving in that direction.

    Because I’m such a big fan of Google (did you guys see The Internship?), I decided to run a poll to see how you guys would react to a porn-free Google.  Continue Reading

    July 24, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 1873

  • Who spends more on sex? Men or Women?


    You know…sex.

    It’s no secret that women are better than men at pretty much everything. Sorry guys, but it’s true. We’ve been beat by the fairer sex.

    Though surprisingly, the one thing that men are better at than women is spending money on sex. Specifically, in preparation for first-time sex with a new partner. Continue Reading

    March 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1752

  • How Users Feel About Valentine’s Day

    Valentine’s Day is just two days away, which you should know by now because we’ve been hyping up Valentine’s Day for the last couple of weeks.

    As a part of our Valentine’s Day hype-up, we ran a few polls. Because so many of you took the time to vote (which is approximately 1 second), we’d like to share the insights you’ve given us.

    We should note that most of our users are men. So when we say “ users” or “porn fans” we’re really talking about about men. However, we don’t want to exclude the small percentage of women who voted. (Ladies, make accounts and have your voice heard next time!)

    Anyways, let’s take a look at what we’ve learned about “ users” and “porn fans” feelings towards Valentine’s Day.

    Continue Reading

    February 12, 2013 • Polls, Reviews, Stuff, Toys • Views: 1330