• I Cloned My Willy With The Clone-A-Willy Kit and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

    Writing the Blog comes with its fair share of perks. The biggest perk by far is receiving unsolicited packages in the mail (especially when they’re not riddled with an anthrax-like powder).

    A few weeks ago, I received a package that didn’t contain any anthrax-like powders. Instead, to my surprise, there was a Clone-A-Willy Kit for me to try.

    For those of you unfamiliar with the Clone-A-Willy Kit, it’s exactly what the name suggests. It’s a kit that contains everything you need to make a dildo that is replica of your penis in a matter of hours.

    Sounds fun, right? Who doesn’t want a dildo molded after their own penis?

    But there’s a problem with the Clone-A-Willy Kit that I could have never anticipated…It works too well!  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 3366

  • Review: My Wife’s 1st Cuckold

    I’ll be honest with you…cuckold porn has never really been my thing.

    And then I watched Airerose’s new cuckold porn movie My Wife’s 1st Cuckold and finally understood the appeal of cuckold porn. Continue Reading

    December 2, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Reviews • Views: 6191

  • The Porn Dude Makes Finding The Internet’s Best Porn Easy

    This may not come as a surprise to you, but there is a ton of free porn on the internet. If that is surprising news, then I’d like to know where you’ve been for the last 15 years.

    There is so much free porn on the internet that it can be overwhelming at times. Talk about too much of a good thing.

    You know you want to look at some porn, but where do you even begin? We all have our favorite porn sites, but sometimes your go-to porn sites fail to cater to your needs.

    So what do you do?

    Search “free porn” in Google? Good luck. More and more Google is taking a moral stand against free porn so it won’t be long before a search for “free porn” will only yield results of boring articles about the economic impacts of free porn or what the psychological repercussions of being able to get off as often as you want.

    Do you just start blinding typing porn words into your browser bar and hope to God that you don’t end up on a site with viruses, too many ads or porn that you don’t want to see? There must be a better way to find the internet’s best porn.Luckily, there is.

    There’s someone in your corner who is making internet it easier than ever to find the best porn on the internet. His name is The Porn Dude and he’s been working hard to find the internet’s best porn, so you don’t have to.

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    November 20, 2014 • Reviews, Sites • Views: 7969

  • My First Dildo: A Review

    As a man tasked with reviewing sex toys from time to time, I often find myself in the predicament of being the wrong gender. Though there are tons of sex toys for men available for you to try, they never seem to get shipped to me for free so that I can tell you whether or not they’re worth your hard-earned money.

    So when a box of dildos and vibrators arrive at my desk, I do what any man would…contact as many females I know and tell them that I have a bunch of dildos and vibrators they need to use and describe the experience in great detail. Usually that’s followed by a, “Chico, you pervert.” But then I explain its “for work” and we all good.

    Earlier this month, I made my friend Helen try the Fetish Fantasy Elite 6″ Pink G-Spot Dildo. Little did I know this was her first time ever playing with a dildo! Let’s find out how it went.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 8465

  • Review: Get Sexxx Tonight, Kayden Kross’s New Adult Talk Show

    Yesterday, to my surprise (and delight), I stumbled upon a new adult talk show called Get Sexxx Tonight hosted by the lovely and talented Kayden Kross. The first episode of Get Sexxx Tonight premiered on Vimeo On Demand on October 28th and they’ve released three additional episodes since.

    For the uninitiated, Get Sexxx Tonight a new adults only comedy series, hosted by Kayden Kross that reveals the worlds of sex, sexuality, gender differences, and the latest findings from the scientific study of sex. The show boasts that it’s The Daily Show meets Tosh.0 meets Masters of Sex.

    To my even bigger surprise, no one had taken the time to review Kayden Kross’ new venture. So I sat down and watched all four episodes of Get Sexxx Tonight thus far to give it the critical attention it deserves. Keep reading to find out why Get Sexxx Tonight is definitely worth $2.00 and 15 to 20 minutes of your time.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2014 • Pornstars, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 9290

  • Retro Porn Review: Deep Throat (1972)

    You’re living in the future, man.  You’re living in the internet age.  You’re currently on the internet reading about how you’re currently on the internet.  You’re also spoiled by the internet.  You’re spoiled because you have access to an unlimited supply of free porn videos and sex pictures. But it hasn’t always been like that, so don’t be ungrateful.

    There used to be a time when porn was harder to track down and didn’t get the type of mainstream coverage that it does today.  We have one movie in particular to thank for starting to break down the barriers – that movie is Deep Throat. Not only did Deep Throat pave the way for future porn movies, it also invented deepthroat blowjobs. We owe this movie so much. So, I’ve decided to give Deepthroat a watch, and see how it holds up compared to modern porn movies.  Continue Reading

    October 3, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Reviews • Views: 13993

  • Review: Digital Sin’s Tabu Tales: A Mother Daughter Thing

    We all have fantasies.  Some of our fantasies are more of the mundane variety, like, ‘Hey, I wish instead of going to work today I could sit at home and play video games for 8 hours.”

    Those are the fantasies that are relatively achievable.  Other fantasies, well, maybe they’re a little more offbeat, a little more unrealistic and unachievable, maybe a bit taboo.  That doesn’t mean that there’s anything wrong with them!

    Here’s my take on things: if you can find a non-destructive way to satisfy your taboo fantasies, go for it!  Luckily, the fine folks over at Digital Sin specialize in this type of thing.

    Bam, right on my desk – Digital Sin’s “Tabu Tales: A Mother Daughter Thing“, starring some of the hottest most notorious Milfs pretending to be some of the hottest young pornstars’ step-moms and then banging them.  But with any type of fantasy-enactment type stuff, there’s a really important question: how realistic is it?  Am I sufficiently convinced enough that these people are step-related, that they’re doing something much dirtier and more provocative than having regular lesbian sex?

    Well let’s find out!  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Reviews • Views: 13427

  • The Best Homemade Sex Toy EVER, Reviewed

    Earlier this month, a Youtube tutorial titled “how to make the best homemade sex toy EVER” blew up on the internet. The video has garnered over 1.5 million views and was featured on Jezebel and BroBible.

    As far as Youtube tutorials go, it was probably the creepiest one we’ve ever seen.

    The video is totally silent with an unusually inconsistent frame rate. The visuals and the annotations explain how you can make the best homemade sex toy EVER. All you need is a couple of tube socks, a latex glove, a rubber band, a blanket, something fluffy like a mattress pad, some seat belts or rope and absolutely no self-respect. Watch the video below in case you haven’t seen it yet.

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    September 12, 2014 • Reviews, Sex, Toys • Views: 31543

  • Skweezme, the Netflix of Porn, Reviewed

    Back in January, we heard rumblings of a brand new site that was supposed to fill the void for on-demand HD adult video streaming sites called It was quickly compared to the Netflix or iTunes simply because the goal of the company is to persuade people to pay for content they’d usually pirate.  Continue Reading

    September 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Reviews, Sites • Views: 14978

  • Vivid Presents Phil Varone Groupies: The Music From Behind

    Every warm-blooded man has fantasized about life as a rock star. Phil Varone, the former drummer for Skid Row and current drummer for Saigon Kick, sums things up succinctly:

    “Let’s face it, the three reasons why guys dream of being rock stars is for fame, fortune and women. The questions I get asked most often are, How many girls have you had? How do you get girls?  Is it easy to get laid? Can you tell us some stories?  Phil Varone Groupies: The Music From Behind answers all these questions and curiosities.  It also introduces some very hot girls and visits places never before seen except by rock stars.”

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    September 8, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Reviews, Sex News • Views: 12443

  • Digital Playground’s Girls of Summer (Part 1)

    Though the nice weather will continue to linger until the end of September, summer is by in large over.

    Vacation days have been used up. Students are back on campus. Leaves are already changing color. Once again, the best season of the year passed by in the blink of an eye.

    Normally the end of summer spurs on a period of depression, but thanks to Digital Playground’s Girls of Summer series, we can relive all the fun and sexy escapades of summer throughout the entire year!

    Girls of Summer is a coming of age story as five hot babes meet every summer to let their horny selves loose! Drama arises when Destiny Dixon bangs her friend’s ex, but in the end the five friends leave with a stronger bond in the wake of their wild summer-long sex romps.

    With Aaliyah Love, Abigail Mac, Alexis Adams, Chloe Amour, Destiny Dixon and Stevie Shae as stars, keep reading to find out why Girls of Summer is a must-see porn series even though summer is over.

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    September 4, 2014 • DVDs/New Releases, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Reviews • Views: 21376

  • Adriana Chechik and Dakota Skye in “Meet Dakota Skye”

    Last week, Digital Sin released the latest entry of their “Meet” series featuring none other than the adorably sexy new sensation in the porn business, Dakota Skye.

    Given how Meet Bonnie Rotten and Meet Carter Cruise skyrocketed Bonnie Rotten and Carter Cruise to the top of the porn industry, it seems like Digital Sin’s “Meet” series is becoming the porn equivalent of being a “Made Man”. In the mafia, a “Made Man” is a fully initiated member of the family. When you become a “Made Man”, you enjoy the full protection and backing of the family and you are untouchable. So yeah, starring in a Digital Sin “Meet” movie makes you untouchable in the porn industry.

    Since that’s how we interpret Digital Sin’s “Meet” movies, we were very excited to see that Dakota Skye was the latest new pornstar to become untouchable. Though we only shared 9 Reasons Why You Want To Meet Dakota Skye, we could have written millions. We were that excited.

    Despite our excitement, we were curious to see if Dakota Skye and Digital Sin could meet our high expectations. I’m happy to say that Meet Dakota Skye exceeded all expectations. There’s many good things to say about Meet Dakota Skye that if I were to write it all down, we’d have a porn review the size of Moby Dick.

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    September 2, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Reviews, Scenes • Views: 14884

  • Romi Rain’s New Elegant Angel Scene Reviewed!

    Elegant Angel announced their Girl of the Month for August 2014 last week and it’s none other than the dark and beautiful Romi Rain!

    We were lucky enough to get an exclusive sneak peek at Romi Rain’s new Elegant Angel scene here now is our review of her brand new scene.

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    August 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Reviews, Scenes • Views: 21668

  • Check Out This Awesome Free Tube Site: Porn Maki

    At, we get many different types of requests from our users. Sometimes, we receive e-mails asking about other porn sites. Everyone knows that is awesome, but sometimes you want to branch out, check out another site, and you’re curious if it’s worth your time and money. Who better to ask than your trusted neighbourhood sex bloggers?

    Today, I got a request to check out a tube side called Porn Maki.

    The first thing that immediately popped out to me when I visited the site is the excellent, aesthetically-pleasing layout.  I don’t like it when websites look cluttered.  I like to know exactly where I’m supposed to click, and I want a seamless path to my content of choice.  Porn Maki does an excellent job of making everything accessible and easy-to-find.

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    July 17, 2014 • Reviews, Sites • Views: 16350

  • Is My Favorite Site To See Sexy Czech Women

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    Czech babes for days

    My love of Czech women has been well documented throughout the years. I can’t explain it, but surely you’ve noticed by now that Czech women are all drop dead gorgeous and are totally uninhibited having sex or posing nude in front of a camera.

    If you also love Czech women, then you need to visit because it is the best website on the internet to see beautiful Czech women getting nude and having sex.

    You’re probably thinking, “But aren’t there tons of websites where we can see sexy Czech women?” I mean, yeah. Of course there are. But is the only one site that gets nice and intimate with all the Czech girls., like any porn casting website, always starts with an interview. But what’s weird is that these women are totally willing to share their deepest, darkest secrets and desires with the camera. American women have a lot to learn from Czech women.

    But the intimacy doesn’t end with the interview. has 360 bullet time (yes, like The Matrix) photo sets of almost every girl they shoot. So not only do you really get to know the girls through their interviews, you really get to know every inch of their sexy bodies when you look through the 360 bullet time photo sets because you can see the girls from literally any angle.

    Sadly, my humble little blog can’t support these 360 bullet time photo sets, so to see them you’ll have to visit

    You might now be thinking, “That’s cool. But what about the babes? I know they’re Czech babes but I need more information. Are they amateurs? Are they teens? Are they MILFs?”

    Dude, CzechCasting has all babes. They do not discriminate on age or experience. Basically any Czech babe that wants to do a solo masturbation scene or a hardcore anal scene, all they need to is get in touch with CzechCasting and they’re in.

    One day they might be sexing up an unemployed hostess like Lucie…

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    Lucie’s preview

    Or they might get to fuck a professional Czech pornstar like Michaela…

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    Michaela’s preview

    Or they might just get to watch 18-year-old student Inez strip and masturbate…

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    Inez’s preview

    It’s always different!

    For real. There’s a new Czech woman to see every single day and you never know what’s going to happen. Maybe during the interview, the babe will say she won’t have sex on camera. Then after she’s masturbated for a while, she’s totally down for anything. It’s always different, which is why you need to check it every single day.

    The other cool thing about is that there are no repeats. Once a girl’s gone in for a casting session, she’s not coming back. All the updates are brand new girls. That sucks if you really want to see a girl again, but the sheer number of girls lining up for will make you forget about your old favorite. Either way, when you sign up you can watch all your favorite girls whenever you want.


    If you love sexy Czech women, then you need to visit…

    You’ll be glad you did.

    February 10, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2686

  • Lelo Liv Review

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    Lelo Liv


    You love their sex toys. We love their sex toys.

    Today we have a review of the Lelo Liv, Lelo’s iconic and elegant mid-sized vibrator, from some lucky lady that someone who works for knows or something.

    Anyways, here’s the review:

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    November 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 812

  • Lelo Soraya Review – Dual Action Vibrator!

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    The Lelo Soraya

    The Lelo Soraya is the world’s most beautiful and most exclusive dual action vibrator.

    As you can see from the picture above, the Soraya is very beautiful. So that checks out. But I wonder what LELO meant by “most exclusive”?

    Is it the world’s “most exclusive” dual action vibrator? I wouldn’t say so.

    I would reserve the “most exclusive” tag for things that are hard to acquire.

    For example, a GUCCI parachute would be the world’s most exclusive parachute.

    The Soraya isn’t the world’s most exclusive dual action vibrator because anyone over 18 can get one.

    So the Soraya may not be the world’s “most exclusive” dual action vibrator but one thing’s for damn sure…


    But don’t take my word for it. I’m just a corporate shill. I gave the Lelo Soraya to a close female friend to try and here’s what she thought:  Continue Reading

    October 23, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1876

  • The Jizz Lube Review

    About a month ago, XRBrands announced a brand new cum scented lube called JIZZ.

    Naturally, the internet jumped on JIZZ because a cum scented lube makes everyone do a double take. I was going to write about JIZZ when it was first announced, but I quickly realized that my post about JIZZ would just fall by the wayside along with everyone else’s posts that basically say, “Hey! Look at this crazy lube. Isn’t it crazy?”

    So I got in touch with the good people at XRBrands and they were nice enough to send me four bottles of JIZZ. 

    Unfortunately, I am the King Midas of cum. That means everything I touch becomes cum scented. I’ve been told that if I were to wash my beautiful, soft hands just once I wouldn’t leave a cum scent on everything I touch. But it’s 2013, shouldn’t there be an app that removes the cum scent from my body?

    Knowing that I would be unfazed by a cum scented lube, I gave a bottle of JIZZ lube to my good friend and basketball teammate Wallace Rasheed. He was nice enough to write about his experience with XRBrands’ JIZZ lube so here now is Wallace Rasheed’s JIZZ lube review. Take it away ‘Sheed.

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    October 15, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 2592

  • Lelo IDA – Couples Massager Review

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    The Lelo Ida

    The LELO IDA is out!

    We were lucky enough to get one mailed from LELO to try it.

    Here’s what you need to know about this sex toy:

    • World’s First Rotating and Vibrating Couples’ Massager
    • Remote-Controls with SenseMotion™ technology
    • 8 Stimulation Modes (6 Standard, 2 Motion-Sensitive)
    • 100% Waterproof & Rechargeable (2 hours use)
    • Ultra-smooth, Body-safe Silicone Design
    • 1-Year Warranty & 10 Year Quality Guarantee

    Unfortunately, one of my colleagues very rudely took the LELO IDA home before I could safely secure it for contest purposes.


    I’ll make sure there’s something in the box I can give away.

    So yeah, it sucks that you’re not going to get this sex toy but she was at least nice enough to let us all know what the LELO IDA is like.

    So here now is her review:  Continue Reading

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1648

  • Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Set Review

    If a relationship is like a shark, in the sense that it needs to keep moving forward or else it dies, then a sex life is like a wardrobe.

    If you’re confused, don’t worry about it. The jump from a relationship-shark analogy to a sex life-wardrobe analogy is a big one but just bear with me, it will all make sense in a minute.

    A sex life is like a wardrobe because you can wear the same ratty ass clothes everyday for months but eventually, for your own sanity, you’re going to have to get some accessories so that you can feel fresh again.

    There’s nothing wrong with having a routine sex life, but after a while of the same sex positions and locations, it’s always a good idea to spice things up by adding accessories to the mix.

    That’s why I want to tell you about Lelo’s Dare Me Pleasure Set. It comes with the everything you need to spice up your sex life.  Continue Reading

    September 19, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 614