Before we get to this list of Pornstars Who Can Get You Off Only With Dirty Talk, I’d like to start with a mini-sex tip.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE ORGASMIC POWERS OF DIRTY TALK. Continue Reading
Ok guys. Award season is coming up and it’s high time that we, the Sex.com Blog, honor our favorite things in sex and porn.
Normally, I’d be arbitrarily selecting all the winners myself based on personal preference, but this year I thought it would be better to let you, the reader, nominate this year’s best porn. Continue Reading
Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.
Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).
Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.
Super sex lubricant brand KY thinks that we’re not having enough sex because the stress of our daily routines and our obsession with technology is too distracting for us to have sex.
To get people interested in sex again, they enlisted the help of sexologists, personal trainers and pornstars to develop a sexercise program that will solve all your sexual problems.
The classes were supposedly offered at Buenos Ares’s largest gym complex, with over 5,000 participants hoping to spark an interest in sexual activity and build sexual stamina. However, I did some research on that and there’s no evidence that it actually happened.
Kylie Minogue has just released her 12th studio album Kiss Me Once. Why should that be of any interest to you? Because her new single “Sexercize” has a music video that’s super hot.
Maybe it’s just me, but I had totally written off Kylie Minogue. But this new music video has made me realize that Kylie’s still got it. Continue Reading
Valentine’s Day sucks.
It sucks when you’re in a couple but it especially sucks when you’re single because you’re alone. At least when you’re dating someone, you’re both having a miserable Valentine’s Day together.
So yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. But at least it only lasts 24 hours! That’s why if you’re feeling a little blue on Valentine’s Day, you can do one of these 10 things because this is the TOP 10 THINGS TO DO IF YOU’RE ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY. Continue Reading
Welcome to the Sex.com Blog’s latest special feature TIP TO TIP.
For our 1st ever TIP TO TIP, we discuss how our wonderful readers voted in Gil’s poll What’s The Most Overrated Sex Act?. Hope y’all like it!
Gil: Yo fuck you, dingleberry.
Chico: Hi Gil, how are you today?
Gil: Hi Chico I am doing OK – but I think you already knew that?
Chico: Ok please shut up now. So earlier this week, you asked our readers which sex act is the most overrated? 1,952 people voted
Gil: WOW! Thanks loyal sex.com blog readers. I feel so loved!
Chico: Wait, don’t thank them yet. They voted and the most overrated sex act is anal sex with 20%. 397 votes. That’s the majority.
Gil: Oh GODAMMIT, I TOLD THEM TO VOTE FOR HANDJOBS. I do indeed retract my thank you
Chico: Yeah you were quite leading in the initial blog post. I had a problem with the way you presented it since I don’t think handjobs are overrated at all. Everyone that I’ve talked to about handjobs have agreed that it’s the bottom of the barrel of sex acts. Sure, it’s better than nothing but it’s still nothing to get excited about.
However if all handjobs looked like this:
Then I wouldn’t think so lowly of them.
Gil: So, you’re saying that something so unanimously voted as a waste of time by the general population can’t possibly be overrated?
Chico: Yeah exactly. Handjobs have the rating they deserve for being so damn lacklustre.
Gil: But if thats the case, then why did handjobs clock in at #2 in the poll? Obviously some of the people got my back on this one.
Chico: Because you told them to!
Gil: Here’s where I’m coming from – I think handjobs are probably accurately rated by men, but overrated by women. I think women think men like handjobs more than they actually do.
Chico: Oh interesting
Gil: And most men are so happy to get any action at all that they don’t speak up. Obviously a generalization, but I think it’s true!
Chico: So what do you think the solution is? Whilst getting tugged men should say, “I really appreciate the effort but handjobs suck so please use your mouth a little bit.”
Gil: Yes. I mean, not in those words exactly. Listen, I think a lot of people probably like (put up with) handjobs. But there’s no problem with communicating what you like/dislike when you’re having sex. In a sexual encounter, I would probably try to move things away from a handjob ASAP, whether through communicating that directly, or by simply initiating something else. Why do you think the people voted that anal sex is the most overrated? Continue Reading
I don’t like paying attention to awards this time of year because I feel people are too easily influenced by nominations and winning to actually form an opinion themselves.
For example, last year when Argo won Best Picture at the Oscars, people stopped sharing their thoughts on the movie and instead say, “It won the Oscar.” But why does that matter to you? The old guard of the Hollywood elite decided that Argo was the best picture of 2013, not you. Your opinion is just as valid as theirs so why does an award supersede your opinion? Who cares about a little gold statuette?
With that said, the AVN Awards were last week. The entire porn industry got together in Las Vegas, Nevada to celebrate the best porn from 2013.
Now, I can’t guarantee that your favorite pornstar won anything. But that shouldn’t discourage you. Life’s not about winning awards and porn especially isn’t about awards. It’s about hot, graphic sex that we get online for free.
So yeah, don’t blame me if your favorites didn’t win anything and don’t let it discourage you. Hopefully, the results of the 2014 AVN Awards will just introduce to new favorites.
Anyways, here are the winners from the 2014 AVN Awards: Continue Reading
Every year CNBC compiles a list of their Top 12 favorite pornstars.
Well, not exactly. They make a list of the Top 12 pornstars with the most Xbiz and AVN award nominations to determine who are currently the biggest stars. CNBC feels that though these nominations are an acknowledgement of on-screen performances, they also reflect the strongest drawing power in the industry.
Is that true? Maybe. I think it’s more likely that reporting on financial markets 24/7 is so boring and frustrating that they need to watch porn to blow off steam. And when you’re watching a lot of porn, why not write about it? That’s how I feel at least because I’m paid to do both.
Regardless of how CNBC determines the best pornstars of the year, this year they definitely made some great picks.
Are you ready to see the CNBC’s Top 12 pornstars of 2013? Continue Reading
The holidays are more than just a time to get presents and pretend to like your family. The holidays are also about pigging out on as many sweet treats as possible.
And what better way to enjoy sweet treats than having them made and served by a nude Riley Reid?
So before you go stuff your face with sweet treats, feast your eyes on this treat: Riley Reid stripping out of sexy lingerie and seducing you with cupcakes. Continue Reading
As you all know, last week Elegant Angel announced their Performers of the Year 2014.
To celebrate the achievement of being named Performer of the Year 2014, we’re giving each babe their very own Top 10 to show you exactly why they were bestowed this honor.
Obviously Riley Reid is totally sexy and one of the best pornstars in recent memory, I still feel like I need to show you why she was chosen to be a Performer of the Year 2014. So I’m going to do just that with the Top 10 reasons Riley Reid is a Performer of the Year 2014. Continue Reading
Call me crazy but I don’t think people are going to be using Vine much longer. Sadly, that includes your favorite pornstars on Vine.
Of course that’s just speculation. You never know though. Just don’t surprised if I’m not able to do these Vine porn collections much longer.
With that said, let’s enjoy the last days of Vine porn with Vine Porn of the Week #13! Continue Reading
Fan voting for the 2014 AVN Awards opened this past Friday (November 15th). There are ten Fan Vote categories this year and they are:
- Best Body
- Favorite Porn Star (Female)
- Favorite Porn Star (Male)
- Favorite Web Cam Girl
- Hottest MILF
- Most Promising New Starlet
- Social Media Star
- Favorite Studio
- Best Boobs
- Hottest Ass
Though fans have until January 17th to think it over and cast their votes, I spent the weekend carefully deliberating who I was going to vote for. Since there’s no mention that the AVN Fan Voting is a secret ballot, I’d like to tell you who I voted for this year. Are you ready? OK let’s go! Continue Reading
People are always asking me, “Yo. Cheekso Dipso, man. Why do you do the Vine Porn of the Week on Tuesdays?”
To which I always reply, “Unless you’re a famous pornstar or nude model, I have no idea why you’re talking to me.”
The truth is, Tuesdays are lousy days. Your weekend-high is all gone after Monday and you can’t look forward to next weekend until Thursday. You’re just stuck in your work week with nothing. Except vine porn.
Yes, the reason we do Vine Porn of the Week on Tuesdays is because only something as awesome as Vine porn can brighten up your dismal Tuesday. Speaking of which, it’s a shitty Tuesday right now. So let’s look at the best Vine porn made by your favorite pornstars from the past week! Continue Reading
The addition of Joanna Angel to Fleshlight Girls (which are the Fleshlights that are molded after actual pornstars’ body parts) secures their line-up of all-star pornstars that everyone wants to fuck.
That made me wonder where Fleshlight can go from here? Surely they’re cleaning up with the roster of pornstars they already have. But it’s never a bad idea to have some prospects for the future. I decided that it was my responsibility to do a little focus group and find out which pornstar the people want in their bedside table on cold winter nights watching porn alone.
To find out how they can make their all-star roster of pornstars even better, I asked you guys to nominate the one pornstar you’re just dying to have a Fleshlight of.
Well, the nominations are in and now it’s time to narrow it down to one pornstar that should be the next Fleshlight Girl. Are you ready to see the nominees? Continue Reading
PORN! It’s literally everywhere. Especially on Vine.
Finding porn on vine is a real chore, however. It’s mostly just men filming themselves jerking-off. Not that there’s anything wrong with filming yourself jerking-off on Vine, it’s just that I’d rather see what my favorite pornstars are doing.
Did you know that 1/10 Americans admit to using their cellphone to answer a call or text during sex?
According to the 2013 Mobile Habits Consumer Study, it’s true!
I love sex, but why should sex keep me from checking the Sex.com Blog or a bunch of text messages that I will end up ignoring anyways?
Just because you’re having sex doesn’t mean you should be forced to disconnect from the outside world. You might have better sex if you do, but this is America! This is the greatest country in the whole world (even if there is currently no government) and goddammit it is our duty as Americans to have our cake and eat it too. And then to keep the obesity rates high, we should eat another cake after having and eating the first cake.
You can have it all! You can use your smartphone during sex! Just let me explain how you can use your smartphone during sex. Continue Reading
Let me get one thing clear before this Babe of the Day post gets going.
Technically this is a Riley Reid’s Babe of the Day, but in reality it’s not. I’m sorry to say that I’m just using Riley Reid‘s sex appeal to get you all to appreciate Van Styles’s photography. Continue Reading