Don’t believe anything you’ve heard about Sasha Grey being horrifically murdered by Ukrainian soldiers while serving as a battlefield nurse in Eastern Ukraine.
There’s something pretty hot about having sex in public spaces. It feels illicit, and it feels dirty, and it feels like you might get caught at any moment – that’s probably why people like doing it so much. I’m totally game to have sex in public but there needs to be some boundaries. I don’t want my dick flapping around the wind for the world to see.
The sexy part is the idea that you could get stumbled upon at any moment, at least for me. But these Russians man, they crazy. Check out this video, for example:
Yeah, that’s a Russian couple having sex in broad daylight on the side of a fountain in the middle of a busy square. That takes a lot of guts. Power to them. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. If you wanna fuck in public fuck in public. *au naturel*, know what I mean?
Well, maybe its a bit rude. I am also very impressed that the couple managed to have sex for 15 minutes without any interruptions. Now THAT woulda been rude.
Also, my favourite part of the video is by far the last several seconds where it slowly zooms in on the face of what can only be some sort of evil mastermind or cult leader.
Here’s my prediction: that guy is mystical. There are lustful hypnotic powers buried deep in his eyes. I believe that the Russian couple stared into his eyes for a few seconds too long and then automatically, possessed by some tribal sexual energy, stripped off their clothes and started fucking on the spot. That’s the only logical solution.
The Russian officials, perhaps unsurprisingly, are trying to lay the hammer down on this couple for their sinful and horrible and detestably evil manifestations of closeness. According to the article,
“Local police are now looking for the couple. The couple had cast a bad reputation to the city, to Russia and the Russians, according to the police. Once caught, the couple will undergo maximum punishment for their offence.”
Yikes. May want to keep your pants on if you’re in Russia.
In response to Russia strong-arming their homeland, a group of Ukrainian women are calling for a boycott of sex with Russian men.
According to The Atlantic, the campaign is called DON’T GIVE IT TO A RUSSIAN and they believe that Ukrainian women should “fight the enemy by any means necessary.” And by “any means necessary”, they mean withhold sex from Russian men until they can’t help but leave Crimea in order to get laid.
Honestly, I don’t think that depriving Russian men of sex will help the situation. When women of any nationality withhold sex from me, I get more irritable and aggressive. If Russian men are the same way, which I assume they are because they’re men, the sex boycott will only exacerbate the tensions between the two nations.
But then again, withholding sex worked in Lysistrata a Greek comedy by Aristophanes where Lysistrata persuades the women of Greece to withhold sexual privileges from their husbands and lovers as a means of forcing the men to negotiate peace. However, that play is from 411 BC and the world has changed a bit since then.
This is not the first modern example of a sex strike. As The Atlantic points out:
Of course, the women of “Don’t Give It to a Russian” are hardly the first to have this idea. Just last month, a group of women in Tokyo threatened not to sleep with any man who voted for a gubernatorial candidate who was seen to have outdated views on gender. In 2003, a group called the Women of Liberia Mass Action for Peace led a sex strike for an end to the Liberian civil war. And just a few years ago in Ukraine, the feminist group Femen called on the wives and girlfriends of the members of the prime minister’s cabinet to boycott sex in opposition to what they called the prime minister’s “caddish and humiliating attitude towards Ukrainian women.”
If you want to support the Ukrainian sex strike, you can like their Facebook page and buy some merch here: DON’T GIVE IT TO A RUSSIAN.
What do you think? Do you think that a sex strike against Russian men will help save Ukraine?
Personally, I don’t know. But I do know that Ukrainian women are extremely hot. Let’s look at some of the hottest Ukrainian women ever. I think if you invaded Crimea, you’d rethink the whole thing once you found out these babes were withholding sex from you. Continue Reading
In what feels like an attempt to make everyone forget about how unprepared Sochi is to host the Winter Olympics and the effort kill all those adorable stray dogs running around the host town, Russia’s Olympic team has released photos of their most photogenic (meaning sexiest) athletes posing in lingerie.
The Russian Olympic team felt that their own athletes was the “best campaign for our team in Sochi.” Yeah totally. The best way to get people excited about the games are to know who’s competing. The Russian Olympic team also wanted to refute the stereotype that female athletes are “a mountain of muscle and manly figure.”
However, by getting the female athletes competing in the Sochi Olympics to pose in lingerie just reinforces that even women who are world-class athletes are sexual objects. Did no one from the Russian Olympic team pick up on this?
But hey, the damage is done. Let’s just get to know the hot babes of the Russian Olympic team. Continue Reading
The Sochi Winter Olympics are set to open on Friday, February 7th 2014. Unless you only get your news from this blog, which you should stop doing because there’s so much more important news that you’re missing out on, you might have heard that Russia hates gay people.
That last statement might be a little harsh. It’s important to note that being gay isn’t against the law in Russia, nor is engaging in homosexual acts in private. However, it is illegal to “propagate non-traditional sexual relations”. This is what we call doublespeak. These laws, while not explicitly condoning physical violence against the LGBT community, amplify the preexisting homophobia prevalent amongst many Russians.
There has been international backlash against these laws because the Olympics are supposed to be a summit celebrating camaraderie, peace, and sportsmanship.
In the spirit of the games, we decided to get to know the host country’s porn habits a little bit better. Sex.com receives approximately 30 million visits per month. In terms of visits per country, Russia ranks sixth almost a million monthly visitors.
We took a look at the most commonly searched terms and the results were shocking…RUSSIA LOVES GAY PORN. Continue Reading
A teenager in Siberia, identified by local media as Shatuniha has just successfully sold her virginity to the highest bidder on the Russian online auction website 24au.ru.
“I am in urgent need of money, so I am selling the most precious thing I possess,” wrote Shatuniha in the auction description.
Shatuniha’s virginity was on sale for just one day before Evgeniy Volnov, the auction winner, agreed to pay $27,950, which is some $3,000 more than her original asking price. Continue Reading
“Russian Blowjob Academy” sounds like a VHS tape you’d find in your roommate Daniel’s collection of scary pornography along with other scary porno’s on VHS like Backdoor Sluts 9 and Czechoslovakian Anal Training.
“Russian Blowjob Academy” isn’t an out of date, bizarre porno. It’s an actual academy where Russian women pay $113 (or 3,500 Russian rubles) to learn the art of oral sex. Continue Reading
Note: Clickling Sasha Grey’s picture will send you to all her sex pictures and sex videos on Sex.com.
Even though Sasha Grey retired from filming porn movies three years ago, she’s still considered to be one of the most popular porn actresses ever.
Her popularity shouldn’t be a surprise because her sex videos and sex pictures were always great and she’s absolutely gorgeous. But the real proof that Sasha Grey is one of the most popular porn actresses ever is that every time she’s doing something new, it makes headlines.
This time, Sasha Grey is considering a road trip across Russia from Vladivostok to Moscow. FYI, Vladivostok is on Russia’s Pacific coast, close to Japan. Continue Reading
Given the worldwide recession we’ve all been dealing with for some time now, a few radicals have proposed the notion that we abolish our current monetary system and replace it with a barter system.
I’ve yet to see any reason to get rid of money because who doesn’t love money? It looks good, it smells good, it feels good. Everything about money is good, minus the fact that there is never enough of it lying around in gigantic piles. However, a Siberian sex shop owner has suddenly made the idea of a bartering system very attractive. Allow me to explain.
What do you do if you own a sex shop with some tax discrepancies in Siberia? Well, the first thing you do is think about how you can move the fuck out of Siberia. But that won’t get the tax man off your back.