Ah, enterprising young prudes, fighting the good fight to make sure the unwashed masses have the least pleasure possible during sexual intercourse.
We thank you for your hard work!
Recently, I did a post about Galactic Cap a new style of condom that seems wholly ineffective and will probably never truly catch on because, though they might prevent unwanted pregnancies, they leave every part of your penis except for the tip exposed and dawg, you can still transfer STIs through your shaft.
So now we are presented with the polar opposite of the Galactic Cap, a condom so invasively safe that you may as well not even bother having sex.
Check out this link for the concept drawings for this fucked up travesty of a condom.
The basic concept? A full thong with a condom attached on the front of it, sort of like a strap-on. The device offers complete coverage – your entire penis, as well as testicles will be covered in latex. Yup, that’s right, we’re entering into the age of ball-condoms. Isn’t the future wonderful?
The craziest thing is that this invention has been garnering a lot of support in China, both financial in otherwise, with investments totalling over 300k USD so far. So people are interested in wearing a full strap-on condom.
I’ll give them points for creativity, but I’ll subtract points for everything else. This thing just seems insanely uncomfortable and unwieldy. There’s obviously something to be said for safe sex and full coverage against STIs and unwanted pregnancy, but I just can’t see dudes lining up to buy this thing.
Men have a hard enough time remembering to wear condoms in the first place, and now it’s expected that they’ll take the time to put on a full undergarment? Seems like wishful thinking.
Anyways, we’ll see how this goes. Chances are this is just another failed attempt at re-marketing the condom. But you never know!