Remember the World Cup? No? It’s that thing that all of those people were going wild about earlier in the summer. That soccer thing. Though there are some soccer fans amongst the staff at Sex.com, most of us had a very specific reason for following the world’s biggest soccer tournament. Fellow blogger Chico Dusty wrote a blog post about it earlier in the summer, but here’s the key point:
Sara Jay and Siri promised free blowjobs to all of their Twitter followers if one of Germany, Brazil, the US or UK won the World Cup.
#TeamBJ, as they’re known, cast the net pretty wide on this one, as there were pretty solid odds that one of these teams was going to walk away with the gold. And they did! Germany ended up beating Argentina 1-0 in the finals, and beyond glory and good times for Germans everywhere, that means a bunch of free blowjobs are going to get given.
Here’s the video of their promise, the video that got thousands of blowjob and twitter fans salivating:
When is #TeamBJ of Sara Jay and Siri going to make good on their promise? I’m glad you asked, because the answer is tomorrow! And, even better, they’re live-streaming the whole thing!
You can check out the live-streams at various different websites: SIRIpornstar.com, SaraJay.com and VNALive.com. Now, if you’re not already a member on all of these sites, then what the heck are you waiting for, but also, you can catch the first 15 minutes of the live-stream for FREE at the following link: VNALive.com/TeamBJ.
Now, here’s the really important part;
If you want to check out the action after that initial 15 minutes (and trust me, you’re definitely going to want to) you’re gonna have to sign up for one of the above mentioned sites.
Sara Jay had this to say about her #TeamBJ exploits:
“Having done one #TeamBJ in the past, it’s fascinating to see who actually shows up to collect. It is reality porn at it’s finest. Real guys hooking up with their dream porn star through twitter… while people watch!”
Meanwhile, Siri offered her two cents:
“I am genuinely excited. We won’t actually know just how many people will show up literally until the time of the event. It is personally thrilling and I hope my fans are as excited as I am.”
I know I’m going to be tuning in, if only so I can be jealous and throw shade at all of the lucky bastards who are going to be getting free blowjobs for simply following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter and becoming sudden soccer fans.
In case you’ve been living under a porn rock for awhile, here’s why you should also be jealous that you’re not getting a free blowjob from one of these busty babes. And if on the off chance you ARE going to get a celebratory soccer BJ, then be sure to let us know how the experience was. Here’s Sara Jay and Siri at the cock-sucking finest:
The 2014 World Cup will be drawing to a close next Sunday, but there’s still a lot of soccer to be played before it concludes.
However, we don’t care about last three remaining games.
Hang on, that’s not true. We care about two out of the three games remaining. Which ones? I’ll give you a hint: we only care about the ones that will determine whether or not we’ll get free blowjobs for following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter.
For those of you who missed the initial post (which you can check out here: Siri and Sara Jay Promise Free Blowjobs to Twitter Followers), Siri and Sara Jay promised all their Twitter followers free blowjobs if either Team Brazil, Team UK, Team USA or Team Germany won the World Cup.
Sadly, Team UK and Team USA have both been eliminated, thus lowering our chances to receive free blowjobs from these busty pornstars. The good news is that Team Germany and Team Brazil are facing off tomorrow in the World Cup semi-finals, guaranteeing that at least one of our free blowjob teams will advance to the World Cup finals, thereby giving us a chance to receive free blowjobs from either Siri or Sara Jay.
Odds are that Germany will win tomorrow’s game, largely because Brazil’s superstar striker Neymar is out of the World Cup with a fractured vertebrae. But either way, who cares right? It’s only soccer.
If you’re tuning in to the match tomorrow, just remember that whatever the outcome, your hope for a free blowjob from Sara Jay or Siri is still alive. It’s Wednesday’s match, Argentina vs the Netherlands, you have to watch out for.
Whoever advances, Argentina or the Netherlands, will not only be contending for the World Cup, but also standing in your way from receiving a free blowjob from either Sara Jay or Siri. So I ask you, what’s more important? Glory for a nation you’ve hopped on the bandwagon for or getting blown by a sexy, big-titted pornstar? That’s what I thought.
So remember, either Argentina or the Netherlands are your enemy as of Wednesday, because they don’t want you to receive a free blowjob. How messed up with that?
To show you why getting a free blowjob from either Siri or Sara Jay is far more important than Argentina or the Netherlands winning the World Cup, please watch the videos below:
THIS IS WHY YOU WANT A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SIRI:
THIS IS WHY YOU WANT A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SARA JAY:
Sorry Messi, but maybe if you had offered to give your Twitter followers free blowjobs, we’d go for Argentina in the World Cup.
If you want to reap the free blowjob reward for either a Brazil or Germany World Cup win, then you need to follow these busty beauties on Twitter. Their Twitters are:
Sara Jay: @SaraJayXXX
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A FREE BLOWJOB!
This is not a trick.
To get a free blowjob, all you have to do is start caring about World Cup!
Just like she did when the Miami Heat won their first championship with Lebron James, Sara Jay is offering free blowjobs to all her Twitter followers should her team win the World Cup.
And knowing how hard it is to convince people to care about the World Cup, Sara Jay has sweetened the deal by team up with internet darling and incredibly busty pornstar Siri for free blowjobs!
But don’t just take my word for it, let Sara Jay and Siri explain what they’re doing:
Just to recap…
To get a free blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, all you have to do is :
2. Wait for either Team Brazil, Team USA, Team UK or Team Germany win the World Cup.
3. Enjoy free blowjob hot, boobiful pornstars Sara Jay and Siri.
Sigh…if only more pornstars were more proactive about offering free blowjobs for sports results. Professional sports are inherently more fun when there’s something personal at stake…like money. But a free blowjob from professional sports is even better than money! Fingers crossed that FIFA doesn’t try to get all litigious like the NBA did the first time Team BJ happened.
Now I’m sure there are a few of you that aren’t incredibly excited about this offer, so to better illustrate the importance of receiving a blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, here are two videos that should explain why this is a huge deal:
1) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SIRI IS A BIG DEAL:
2) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SARA JAY IS A BIG DEAL:
And while it’s unlikely that Sara Jay and Siri will be blowing their Twitter followers together, a threesome with both of them would be freaking awesome…as demonstrated in the video below!
Now it’s time to watch the World Cup very closely all in hopes of receiving a free blowjob.
Does anyone know what Brazil, the US, the UK and Germany’s odds are for winning the World Cup? Please someone say it’s 100%.
Apparently, the NBA was not too happy when Angelina Castro and Sara Jay used a picture with Lebron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and the Miami Heat logo to promote their blowjob giveaway scheduled for later this summer. The Miami-based porn stars were issued a stern cease and desist from the league saying:
On June 21st, the dreaded Miami Heat and Lebron James took home the NBA Championship. While I wanted to see Oklahoma City Thunder upset the favorites, they couldn’t overcome the three game deficit. It’s in the history books now, but there is a consolation prize.
Last month, Miami pornstars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay promised on their twitters that if the Heat won the Championship they would give out free blowjobs to all their followers. Not bad right? Continue Reading