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Earlier this week, we found out that the average woman spends approximately $2,663.02 on her vagina every year. Learning how much vaginas cost made us wonder, how much do men spend on penis maintenance annually?

Our initial guess was anywhere from $0 to $300. But that was just a guess. Now, we’re happy to announce that we’ve figured out how much you might be spending on your penis. And it’s shocking…

Vajazzling for Men is very expensive.

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Ron Jeremy is currently in critical condition due to an aneurysm near his heart. Hopefully, he pulls through. He’s a total weirdo but we can’t help but love him.

Love you, dog.

While we have our fingers crossed, hoping that he’ll recover, we’d like to share with you  our Top 10 Reasons to love Ron Jeremy.
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The great Valentine’s Day tradition of being naked in a limousine

They say that Valentine’s Day is the holiday of love.

But anyone who has tried to go shopping for their special someone on Valentine’s day knows that Valentine’s Day is really a holiday where you walk around the mall developing an ulcer and then you go to dinner empty-handed and your wife hands you divorce papers.

Finding that perfect gift for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, crush, or favorite prostitute is never easy. The same is true for finding that perfect gift for your husband, boyfriend, boy toy, man-crush, or favorite gigolo (no sexism on this blog). Since we made sure you had the perfect Christmas with our Christmas Gift Guide, we knew we would have to bail you out again for Valentine’s Day.

So let’s rip open this big heart shaped box of chocolates that is Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) and shovel it down our throats.

Continue reading “Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) – Sex Art Kit” »

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Sex, it’s great. Do it more.

Do you ever find yourself asking, “What is normal?” It’s only natural to wonder because your daily routine, habits, quirks, whatever all seem normal to you. This is especially true of sex. Your sex routine is something that very few people get to see so it can hard to judge whether or not it’s normal.

A new book, The Normal Bar, has painstakingly surveyed almost 100,000 people from around the world to finally determine what is normal when it comes to sex.

While we can’t give you all the info that The Normal Bar dug up, we can give you a preview of it.

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Finally, we can watch a squirrel blow a sea-sponge in this porn parody

Woodrocket.com announced today that they will be releasing a SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody as a free five-part series called SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Director Lee Roy Myers, who you may remember from such porn parodies as The Simpsons Porn Parody, Family Guy Porn Parody, and The Big Lebowski Porn Parody, described his latest work as, “something much funnier, sexier, and we’re going to hell-ier.”

Continue reading “Spongebob Porn Parody & Rule 34” »

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Chimp knows to stare directly at Katy Perry’s cleavage…We are so much alike…

When debating the origins of man, once and a while some hothead likes to ask the question, “Oh really? So you’re saying we’re all just a bunch of monkeys?” The answer is always no. We’re not monkeys, we’re homo sapiens. But still, there are similarities between primates and humans that reinforce theory that we are descended from the same species.

The most recent example of our similarities comes from a chimp living in the Seville Zoo in Spain named Gina. To lighten up her stay, zoo officials put a TV and a remote control in her enclosure. Within a few days, not only did Gina master the remote control  but she was watching exclusively pornography on her TV.

Continue reading “Evolution proven with chimp’s porn habit” »

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Not a bikini wax, just a blonde babe in a bikini

To all the women who have endured the searing pain (and possible pleasure?) of a bikini wax, we would like to take this opportunity to thank you. Not only because a waxed/well-groomed vagina is aesthetically pleasing and feels cool but because pubic hair’s unpopularity is getting rid of pubic lice (aka CRABS).

Over the last decade, where pubic grooming has become more and more popular, doctors in the U.S. and Australia have noticed a dramatic decline in the number of people affected by crabs. The largest sexual health clinic in Sydney, Australia has not seen a woman with a case of pubic lice since 2008.

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.” Wait…What? Continue reading “Bikini waxes are killing crabs” »

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Christmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

Continue reading “Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex” »

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Unfortunately, only the extremely sexy will survive the apocalypse

So the world may or may not end sometime tomorrow. Most likely not but that doesn’t mean people aren’t throwing caution to the wind and looking for one final night of passion just in case the world really does end.

And just in case the world is gone after Friday, we’ve put together a fun little game for you to play in order to get the most out of the end of the world (sexually, anyway).

Like we always say, “If you’re gonna go out…go out with a bang.”

We can’t spend anymore time on this boring preamble. Every second could be your last! Check out Sex.com’s Apocalypse Sex Bingo now!

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Lupe Fuentes at the AVN Awards. Next stop, Grammy’s!

There’s nothing that excites us more than when porn stars branch out into new medias (also seeing them naked and performing various sex acts on camera can be pretty exciting).

The most recent addition to this club is that tiny latina you know and love, Lupe Fuentes. She’s recorded a single with her new group The Ex Girlfriends.

We’re about two weeks late in posting this but who cares we’ve been busy improving the site for all you ingrates. Better late than never…

Continue reading “Lupe Fuentes, porn star/musician?” »

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