• Premier League Stars Had a Racist Orgy in Thailand and Filmed It

    Leicester City players James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith are in hot water after videos of an orgy during the team’s recent end-of-season trip to Thailand leaked its way onto the internet.

    As if having their orgy video leaked online wasn’t enough of an embarrassment, Pearson (who just happens to be the club’s manager’s son), Hopper and Smith can all be heard making at least one racially insensitive remark toward the three Thai girls they shared. Continue Reading

    June 1, 2015 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4372

  • Watch The Anal Bead Porn a Law Professor Accidentally Sent to Students


    Paste-mistakes, particularly those where unsuspecting chumps paste links to the porn videos they were just watching, are all too common. So even if it’s been hours since you copied and pasted a porn URL, just make sure to double check that you’ve got the right link for what you’re trying to share.

    Last week, Lisa McElroy, a professor at Drexel University’s law school, made this same mistake (that any of us could have made) and she’s now being punished.  Continue Reading

    April 7, 2015 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Popular, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Top • Views: 10886

  • Sydney Leathers Seduced Another Politician

    When will people learn? Once you become a public figure of any kind, you must accept that you can never sext ever again. Never ever again.

    Heed my advice lest you get caught sexting Sydney Leathers who last week outed a Mid-Western Democratic state legislator as her submissive!  Continue Reading

    March 11, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5654

  • What We Know About All The Leaked Celebrity Pics (So Far)

    By now, you’ve probably heard that roughly 100 celebrities had their iCloud accounts hacked, releasing 100s of nude pictures we were never meant to see. They were first published on 4Chan but quickly spread all over the internet.

    While most celebrity nude pictures are fake, these nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and more were a lot like Terri Hatcher’s breasts in Seinfeld. They’re real and they’re spectacular.

    So what exactly happened?

    Well the leaked nudes really changed how people use

    But that’s beside the point.

    First of all, this was not Apple’s fault. They released a statement today which basically said that iCloud’s security is impenetrable but did concede that celebrity accounts were compromised thanks to standard phishing techniques used by hackers to guess usernames, passwords and the answers to security questions.

    So don’t panic. Unless you’re famous, your iCloud was probably not hacked.

    Techcrunch reports that Jennifer Lawrence was quoted in an interview with Time Magazine about her email address containing a key word. So with clues to Jennifer Lawrence’s email out in the public domain, a hacker could email the target posing as someone else (say, your iCloud account). The target enters their email and password and then the hacker has access to it all.

    For all we know, it could have been a disgruntled personal assistant. It could have been the guy who sold the reverse image search to Google. Their phones could have been hacked via wi-fi. It could have been a python script that brute forced a target’s iCloud password.

    But the real question we need to ask ourselves in the wake of this massive celebrity nude pics leak is, ARE WE SAFE ON THE INTERNET?

    For the most part, I would say yes. Just be careful. I know the internet can feel like one giant pornographic playground at times. A place to share all our nude photos with whomever we want, but unless you can read and write code, I would be cautious about sharing personal information and personal photos on any site.

    That’s why I only use expired Polaroid film to take dick pics. Plus, it gives it a vintage look.

    So while the FBI is now on the hunt for the mysterious hacker who leaked all the nude celebrity pictures, I just want to remind you that you have to be careful out there.

    In the meantime, I’m staying away from my computer. I shall only return when the McKayla Maroney blowjob video I read about on Deadspin. Something about finishing in her mouth and seeing her do the “McKayla Maroney is not impressed”-face is just such a turn-on.

    If you haven’t seen the leaked celebrity pics, some user has surely uploaded them to’s celebrity section: Nude Celebrities on


    September 2, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 17852

  • Another Belfast Club Sex Scandal Surfaces

    Last week, a video went viral.  I considered writing about it for this blog, but ultimately decided not to.  I decided not to because the video depicted a young woman in a Belfast night-club called Magaluf, sucking off like 20 dudes so she could get a free drink.

    Now, you might ask me, ‘Gil, a woman sucking off 20 men in a nightclub?  That seems right up’s alley!  What’s the deal?”  Well, the deal is I was struggling with whether to write about it because I felt bad for the girl and the whole thing left a bad taste in my mouth (though probably a much worse taste in hers).  It was exploitative, creepy, and likely non-consensual.  So I decided to stay away.

    But this week, a new image from outside of a Belfast night club has surfaced.  People in Belfast certainly love to party their asses off and perform sexual acts in public.  This picture is just as weird as the blowjob video, but at least it looks consensual?

    According to the article,

    Michael McMahon, who users the Twitter handle, @MichaelMcMufin, tweeted the image, which was captioned: ‘People have no shame, outside El Divino. This is traumatic.’




    I mean, yea, it looks like everyone involved is aware of what’s going on, but there are still some questions that need to be asked here.  I sort of understand the appeal of fucking outside, I really do.  But how do you link up with another couple and both have sex simultaneously side by side?  “Hello, I know we just met you, but you seem like a nice couple – would you like to go into the adjacent parking lot and have sexual intercourse at the same time as us?”

    I’m surprised and disappointed that the person who took the picture didn’t take a video, so we could witness the two dudes repeatedly high fiving each other and saying “You da man!” “No, YOU da man!”

    The other possibility here, and maybe I’m just too immersed in the wacky world of social mediaz, is that these people were actually attempting to exploit the recent explosion of the British Teen Magaluf Blowjob video to get some brief internet fame themselves, though that’s likely giving them too much credit.

    Anyways, get your shit together Belfast!

    July 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 18252

  • Air New Zealand Comes Under Fire For Sexy Safety Videos

    I don’t take very many flights because I’m a huge loser who hardly ever leaves my own country.  On the rare occasion that I do fly, I’m always pretty nervous and try to keep my mind off things.  I don’t like the feeling when a plane takes off.  It gives me the heeby jeebies, yo.  So yeah, I’m a chicken.  Whatever, I don’t give a shit.

    As a result of my nervousness, I usually keep myself distracted by reading a book, listening to music, watching a movie or nervously gripping my armrests and gritting my teeth to hold back cries of fear.  Because of this, I usually pay absolutely 0 attention to all of the safety protocol videos and shit they try to convey.  You know when the flight attendant walks around and acts out how to put on an oxygen mask and stuff?  If it actually came down to it and my flight was going down, I’d be totally fucked because out of the 10 or so flights I’ve taken, I’ve paid attention to that information -46 times.

    And I’m probably not alone.

    So what’s an airline to do?  This is super important info that they need to convey.  But how do they get through to Joe-I-Don’t-Give-a-Fuck’s such as you and I?

    Classic maneuver: add some sex appeal and scantily clad people to your safety videos.  Here are the two videos that Air New Zealand has put out.  They aren’t exactly like, racy NSFW boobs and butts everywhere, but they’re certainly a bit spicier than the normal fare.


    BUT.  All is not well for Air New Zealand.  Turns out that people find these safety videos sexist, forcing Air New Zealand to remove them from their flights.  A petition was started on to get the videos removed.  According to the article, which quotes the petition:

    “This video creates an unnecessarily difficult and uncomfortable working environment for its female staff, which goes against the entire nature of safety.”

    I’m not sure!  What do you think, would videos like make the lives of flight attendants both male and female more difficult?

    Anyways, while thinking about it, check out these pictures of sexy FAKE flight attendants, because why the hell not?

    July 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 11178

  • Lebanese Olympian Jackie Chamoun’s Nude Scandal

    Jackie Chamoun

    Jackie Chamoun

    Jackie Chamoun is one of two Olympians representing Lebanon at the Sochi Olympics. She’s participating in slalom and giant slalom. On top of skiing and representing Lebanon, Jackie Chamoun is also embroiled in a NUDITY SCANDALContinue Reading

    February 12, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 3462

  • Bill Clinton & Elizabeth Hurley’s Cross Country Sex Trip


    It isn’t true…but we wish it was…

    Yesterday RadarOnline published an audio recording of actor Tom Sizemore boasting about a magical evening in 1998 where former President of the United States Bill Clinton flew super babe Elizabeth Hurley to Washington D.C. to have sex with her. Radar reports:

    Clinton said, “Listen Elizabeth, this is the President!” Sizemore recalls. “‘I don’t have any time for this ****. I’m keeping the world from nuclear war all the time. I’m sending a plane to pick you up.” […] “While we’re at the reception, I see her,” Sizemore reveals, but then she disappeared through a door, trailed by a Secret Service agent.

    As she disappeared into a room with the President, Sizemore charges, “Bill turns to me and he goes, ‘I owe you one.’” As to what happened after that, Sizemore declares on the tape: “What do you think? She was there for four days. He f***ed her that night.”

    Sadly, Elizabeth Hurley was quick to dismiss the story with this tweet:   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2237

  • Sexting 101

    Just one of the many reasons why sexting is awesome

    Just one of the many reasons why sexting is awesome

    Sexting has claimed yet another victim.

    Scott Sassa, an executive who oversaw Hearst’s ESPN interests (Hearst is a publishing company that owns 20% of ESPN), resigned from his position today after an L.A. based stripper forwarded a series of sexts to his colleagues. According to Page Six, the sexts were “illicit”, “steamy” and used language that “”you absolutely would not want your bosses to see.” (I should hope the sexts were illicit, steamy, and obscene, otherwise what would be the point of sexting?)

    Sadly, the stripper from L.A. was working with her boyfriend to extort Sassa. She had been threatening to distribute the sexts if he refused to pay her. As you already know, Sassa refused and he was fired. Even though the stripper didn’t get any money, she still won.

    Sexting is a fun and easy way for adults (18+ only) to engage in foreplay when they’re away from each other. Yet for some reason, a lot of adults don’t seem to know how to do it properly. Smart, competent adults keep getting in trouble for sexting. First there was Brett Favre, then Anthony Weiner, and now Scott Sassa. They’ve all been publicly disgraced because of sexting.

    Until texting becomes an obsolete form of communication, sexting isn’t going anywhere. So whether you’re new to sexting or a seasonsed-sexter, we thought it would be a good idea to review the fundamentals of sexting so that you can have some sexual phone fun without getting into trouble. Continue Reading

    March 14, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 1025

  • Rob Gronkowski poses with Bibi Jones again

    The original twitter picture of Bibi and Gronk

    The summer of Gronk continues even though the NFL season is under way.

    Ron Gronkowski set the NFL record for tight ends last season with 18 total touchdowns (17 receiving, one rushing) and yards (1,327) but has also been working on setting a record for off-the-field antics. The Patriots brass reprimanded him earlier this year for partying too hard.

    Last year during his bye week, Gronk posed with porn star Bibi Jones (as you can see just to the right) for a picture posted on her Twitter. When this picture surfaced, the tight end (Ron Gronkowski not Bibi Jones) was forced to make a public apology. It may seem short-sighted to pose shirtless with a porn star wearing your jersey but Bibi revealed that Gronk brings his jersey on trips for times like these.

    Since then Bibi Jones has retired from the industry, going by her legal name Britney Maclin. As Britney, she is still actively tweets explicit pictures on herself on her twitter (@Britney_Maclin) most recently a new picture of her with Gronk.

    Continue Reading

    September 19, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1014

  • New Poll: Kate Middleton’s nude photos

    A sample of Kate’s nude photos that can be seen in the “Celebrity” section of (we don’t want to get sued so please be discreet)

    Last Friday, French tabloid magazine Closer published photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing nude.

    As expected, the Royal couple got litigious. They are seeking damages from Closer, they have set-up an injunction prohibiting the sale of the photos to other publications and the internet, and they have filed a separate complaint against the photographer.

    An official court ruling is expected to be handed down on Tuesday. In the meantime, other publications like Italian tabloid Chi and Irish newspaper The Daily Star have run the photos, risking further legal action. The scans are also on but please don’t tell anyone. It’s our little secret, ok?

    While it has magazines flying off the shelves of newsstands everywhere, a debate on privacy has opened up.

    Continue Reading

    September 17, 2012 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1422