Scarlett Johansson

  • Beyonce Tops the “One Night Stand” Survey

    “Which celebrity would you most like to have a one-night stand with on Valentine’s Day eve?”

    That’s the question VividRadio asked 1,000 of its listeners and Beyonce won by a landslide.

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    February 11, 2015 • Sex News • Views: 1802

  • Playboy’s 20 Sexy Celebrities that Have Pornstar Doppelgangers

    The only thing that we like better than sexy celebrities are sexy celebrities with pornstar doppelgangers.

    In case you’re unfamiliar with the concept of pornstar doppelgangers, they are adult film stars, typically female, who resembles a friend, acquaintance or even sexy celebrities and the adult film star serves as a stand-in/visualization aid in sexual fantasies involving the person you’re fapping to.

    In order to help you visualize your favorite sexy celebrities nude (or doing something a bit more hardcore since a lot of these celebrities can be seen nude on already), Playboy has released a list of 20 sexy celebrities who bear an uncanny resemblance to some of the hottest adult stars in the business.  Continue Reading

    December 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 8730

  • Is Rachel Stevens The Sexiest Woman Ever?

    With print media steadily dwindling, magazines have to pull out all the stops in order to make ends meat. The latest example of articles designed to bait potential readers into buying the magazine (or looking at the online version) comes from FHM UK. They just declared Rachel Stevens to be THE SEXIEST WOMAN EVER.

    Wait, who the hell is Rachel Stevens?

    This is Rachel Stevens:

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    Rachel Stevens was a member of tween-pop band S Club 7, and we all know there ain’t no party like an S Club party. Nowadays she’s an actress and singer, though any success she may have had at those pursuits certainly didn’t translate to North America.

    Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women is as follows: 2011 #49 | 2010 #32 | 2009 #44 | 2008 #29 | 2007 #15 | 2006 #14 | 2005 #13 | 2003 #4 | 2002 #2 | 2002 #2 | 2000 #18

    Strange. She hasn’t cracked the Top 10 since 2003 and didn’t even place in the last three lists. So how then did she earn the title of sexiest woman of all-time?

    Perhaps this behind the scenes video of Rachel Stevens’s FHM photo shoot…

    Nope. That didn’t answer it.

    Though there’s no question that Rachel Stevens is a very attractive lady, her questionable relevancy makes it hard to accept that she’s the sexiest woman ever. Maybe it’s just me, but for me, the women that deserve titles such as this one are able to stay relevant because they’re enduring sex appeal keeps them desired by the public.

    You know women like…

    Marilyn Monroe

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    Angelina Jolie

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    Scarlett Johansson

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    You know, the greats.

    But ultimately, this is what FHM wanted all along. Rachel Stevens doesn’t seem like the right fit for “Sexiest Woman Ever” because no one’s heard about her since the early 2000’s. But it’s that incongruity that gets people talking about the magazine and maybe this conversation will convert into units being moved.

    Or this could all just be an elaborate set-up to generate hype for the rumored S Club 7 reunion…

    Either way, Rachel Stevens isn’t who I would pick to be The Sexiest Woman Ever. But she’s very sexy, so it’s not that big a deal.

    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 16992

  • Only Sex Can Save Denmark

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    Sex can save Denmark!

    All things considered, Denmark is doing a lot of things right and I’m not just talking about unleashing the super sexy Nina Agdal on to the world.

    Last year, the UN deemed that Denmark was the happiest country in the world because of its commitment to maternity leave, gender equality, biking, drinking, and love of cigarettes. Denmark’s economy is pumping out $211 billion annually, which is impressive because the population is only 5.6 million people.

    So everything is good in Denmark, right? Wrong.

    Denmark has a serious sex problem…which immediately negates its “happiest country in the world” title in my mind.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4434

  • Scarlett Johansson Picked Up Random Dudes For A Movie


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    Scarlett Johansson has a new movie coming out soon called Under The Skin where she plays an alien trying to make her way through Scotland.

    In typical alien fashion, alien Scarlett Johansson has to pick up random men in the movie so that she can have sex with them and kill them. Now that’s pretty standard behavior for a sexy alien, but this is where it gets weird. Rather than hiring actors to be killed by alien Scarlett Johansson, they just let her pick up regular dudes.

    Here’s what Scarlett Johansson had to say about it in an interview with The Guardian:

    A remarkable aspect of Under the Skin is that a lot of the people who appear in it aren’t actors. They’re normal people – who happen to be walking down a road minding their own business when a pretty lady pulls up in a van alongside them and offers them a lift to Tesco and then a film crew clutching disclaimers leaps out of the back.

    At what point did Glazer tell you: “Oh yes, by the way, Scarlett, we haven’t really got any other actors. We’re just going to cruise the streets and find them”? “That happened later on. And none of us knew how it was going to work. We toyed with lots of different things like prosthetics, teeth, all kinds of things that would change my face but only slightly, when in fact there was no need to do any of that.”

    Let me tell you something, Scarlett Johansson with fake busted-ass teeth is still Scarlett Johansson.

    The Daily Mail was able to track down on of these regular men seduced by Scarlett Johansson pretending to be an alien. Here’s what he had to say:

    A lovelorn workman has described the moment he thought he had ‘hit the jackpot’ when a beautiful brunette van driver stopped and asked him: ‘Are you single?’

    Kevin McAlinden was completely unaware the siren was Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson disguised in a dark wig – and that he was secretly starring in her new sci-fi movie.

    Father-of-two Kevin, 29, had recently separated from his partner when the actress drove up.

    Last night, recalling his lucky day, said: ‘What man wouldn’t think, “Wow,” when a good-looking woman has just pulled up in a van and comes out with something like that within minutes?

    ‘She said: “Are you single? What are you doing tonight?”

    ‘I thought, “Yes! This is unbelievable!” I’d been having quite a tough time in my personal life, so this was like a lucky break. I should have known it was too good to be true.’

    Let this be a lesson to all of you that when an attractive lady pulls over and tries to give you a ride, she’s either an alien trying to kill you or a Hollywood celebrity trying to make you look stupid. Real women don’t pull their cars over to pick up strange men. It just doesn’t happen.

    So it’s very interesting and not surprising at all that Scarlett Johansson, even while wearing busted-ass prosthetic teeth, could lure regular men into her murder van (which sexy celebrity couldn’t?), the real reason you need to know about Under The Skin is that it features a fully nude Scarlett Johansson.

    Here now is your first look at Scarlett Johansson nude in Under The Skin :


    Well that’s a disappointment. Scarlett Johansson’s first full frontal nude scene and it’s all out of focus and dimly lit? Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to make Scarlett Johansson’s nude body impossible to see?

    I say we boycott this movie until Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes are reshot in sharper focus and brighter light. I really do not care if the reshoots affects the plot or feel of the movie because it’s basically a complete rip-off of 1995 sexy alien classic Species.

    Good thing these pictures are still readily available…

    March 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6866

  • Are These Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Real?

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    Is the moment we’ve all been waiting for?

    These “leaked nude photos” of Scarlett Johansson have been floating around the internet for a few days now.

    I’m convinced that they’re fake even though people are talking about these nude Scarlett Johansson photos as if they are real. I mean think about it, these photos have to be fake because if Scarlett Johansson had actually posed nude, her naked body would have brought on world peace. Last I heard, everyone still hates each other.

    Regardless, I’m posting these fake Scarlett Johansson nudes because whoever made them did a dang fine job. It’s one of the more convincing Scarlett Johansson nude galleries I’ve ever seen.  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 13590

  • Scarlett Johansson Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

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    Scarlett Johansson. Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

    Esquire Magazine has awarded Scarlett Johansson the title of Sexiest Woman Alive.

    Is anyone surprised?

    You shouldn’t be. Scarlett Johansson already won Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006. Seven years later, she’s still got it.

    I’m not a big fan of when these kinds of awards have repeat-winners. There are literally thousands of women who could have won it. Scarlett’s already won, why not give it to someone else?

    Whatever though. Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the sexiest women alive. If they want to play it safe, that’s cool.

    Let’s look at some sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson to make sure she is indeed one of the sexiest women alive:


    Yeah. It’s ok. She’s one of the sexiest women alive.

    She’s so sexy that I’m sure she would content for this award even if she was dead.

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2554

  • We saw your boobs at the Oscars

    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.

    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.


    Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

    For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

    Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue Reading

    February 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3606