Scarlett Johansson

  • The Best Sex Links!

    So the United States Mens Team lost today. Sucks right? You know what will make you feel better? Knowing that the US will be eliminated as soon as the knockout round begins Indulging in the best sex on the internet with THE BEST SEX LINKS! So let’s see what our sexy friends have for us today.

    TAXI DRIVER MOVIE has a picture of Dakota Fanning run butt naked into the ocean. Dakota Fanning is 20 years old by the way. Doesn’t that make you feel super old? DAKOTA FANNING BUTT ASS NAKED.

    PEEPERZ has just stumbled upon the funnest place on Earth...A BOUNCY CASTLE MADE OF BOOBS.

    I never did see Scarlett Johansson’s Under The Skin, but based on these new screenshots from THE NIP SLIP, I definitely need to see this movie ASAP. SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE IN UNDER THE SKIN.

    A while ago, I had the pleasure of interviewing Chloe Amour and ever since she’s been one of my favs. IMAGEPOST has a preview of her new scene for Tiny4k where Chloe receives a hot oil massage, which of course leads to some hot sex. CHLOE AMOUR HOT OIL MASSAGE PREVIEW.

    Do you suffer from porn-nostalgia? As in you’re obsessed with retired pornstars? Well, hopefully one of those retired pornstars you’re obsessed with is Lexi Love because FLESHBOT has a new interview with her! THROWBACK THURSDAY INTERVIEW WITH LEXI LOVE.

    I’ve always been a big fan of Jelena Jensen and her big natural tits, but my love for Jelena Jensen has grown exponentially now that I’ve seen BOOBIE BLOG‘s new gallery featuring Jelena Jensen as a sexy cowgirl. FTW! JELENA JENSEN IS A HORNY COWGIRL!

    DRUNKEN STEPFATHER has a new gallery of French supermodel Filippa Hamilton in various bikinis. Filippa Hamilton is damn hot. FILIPPA HAMILTON IN A BIKINIS.

    Sexy Celebrity GIFs of the Day: Salma Hayek. Thank you CELEBS EMPIRE!

    Love women’s tennis? Of course you do! Even if you don’t you’ll love this version of women’s tennis because it’s actually just babes Daisy Watts and Emma K posing topless together. DAISY WATTS AND EMMA K PLAY TENNIS FOR ZOO MAGAZINE VIA YOUR-DAILY-GIRL.



    Is there anything cooler than party sex on a yacht? If there is…I don’t want to know about it. PARTY SEX ON A YACHT VIA ICANLICKIT.

    And that’s it for now!

    June 26, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 28935

  • Is Rachel Stevens The Sexiest Woman Ever?

    With print media steadily dwindling, magazines have to pull out all the stops in order to make ends meat. The latest example of articles designed to bait potential readers into buying the magazine (or looking at the online version) comes from FHM UK. They just declared Rachel Stevens to be THE SEXIEST WOMAN EVER.

    Wait, who the hell is Rachel Stevens?

    This is Rachel Stevens:

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    Rachel Stevens was a member of tween-pop band S Club 7, and we all know there ain’t no party like an S Club party. Nowadays she’s an actress and singer, though any success she may have had at those pursuits certainly didn’t translate to North America.

    Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women is as follows: 2011 #49 | 2010 #32 | 2009 #44 | 2008 #29 | 2007 #15 | 2006 #14 | 2005 #13 | 2003 #4 | 2002 #2 | 2002 #2 | 2000 #18

    Strange. She hasn’t cracked the Top 10 since 2003 and didn’t even place in the last three lists. So how then did she earn the title of sexiest woman of all-time?

    Perhaps this behind the scenes video of Rachel Stevens’s FHM photo shoot…

    Nope. That didn’t answer it.

    Though there’s no question that Rachel Stevens is a very attractive lady, her questionable relevancy makes it hard to accept that she’s the sexiest woman ever. Maybe it’s just me, but for me, the women that deserve titles such as this one are able to stay relevant because they’re enduring sex appeal keeps them desired by the public.

    You know women like…

    Marilyn Monroe

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    Angelina Jolie

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    Scarlett Johansson

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    You know, the greats.

    But ultimately, this is what FHM wanted all along. Rachel Stevens doesn’t seem like the right fit for “Sexiest Woman Ever” because no one’s heard about her since the early 2000’s. But it’s that incongruity that gets people talking about the magazine and maybe this conversation will convert into units being moved.

    Or this could all just be an elaborate set-up to generate hype for the rumored S Club 7 reunion…

    Either way, Rachel Stevens isn’t who I would pick to be The Sexiest Woman Ever. But she’s very sexy, so it’s not that big a deal.

    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex, Sex News • Views: 14568

  • The Best Sex Links!

    Hey y’all. It’s been way too long since we checked in with the BEST SEX LINKS and I’m sorry about that.

    I’ve just been so busy trying to cop one of those iPad Minis from Sadly, I’m still not allowed to have one. But you could! If you managed to find 10 Bunny Codes last week and you sent all ten to us, stayed tuned for the winners announced later this week.

    In the meantime, I say it’s time for us to check in with the best sex on the internet with the BEST SEX LINKS. Enjoy!

    How Many Times Can You Cum? - Peeperz

    Scarlett Johansson Nude in “Under The Skin” – TaxiDriverMovie

    Lisa Ann’s Afternoon Tease - ImagePost

    On Set with Asa Akira – DrunkenStepfather

    Kristen Bell’s Naked Sideboob – The Nip Slip

    Classic Porn Star Teri Weigel Flashes Boobs on Twitter - BoobieBlog

    Sexy Kate Beckinsale GIFs - CelebsEmpire

    Lea Michelle Nip Slip – FleshBot

    Hannah Davis For GQ Magazine – Your-Daily-Girl

    Ryan Ryans Strips Nude – Morazzia

    Introducing (a stripping) Epiphany – SexyandFunny

    The Merits of Being a Nudist – SINN & SKINN

    Black Celebs Nude - Pretty Hot and Sexy

    Dani Mathers Playmate Miss May 2014 – The Feeding Tube

    Daisy Watts Presents Britain’s Best Bums – TopBabesBlog

    Shay Laren’s Hottest Gallery Ever – ClubGlamour

    Babe of the Day: Shane Van Der Westhuizen - iSexy

    FTV Rachel – LetThereBePorn

    Never Underestimate The Power Of Underboob – The Chive

    20 Perfect SFW Porn Edits – College Humor

    Behati Prinsaloo Alluring in Lingerie – Egotastic!

    Rihanna Gets High – BootySource

    Yara via Hegre-Art – ExGirlfriend Market

    Nude Bowling Night - ICanLickIt

    Sorry to go back to the old format but things done changed.

    April 23, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12101

  • Top 10 Reasons To See Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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    Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier comes out today. Chances are you already knew it was coming out because ads for the movie have literally been everywhere and Marvel fanboys have been cumming-in-their-pants excited, which means they won’t STFU about it.

    I will not be seeing Captain America: The Winter Soldier because I ain’t no GD nerd and it was directed by the duo who previously dropped a horrendous turd of a movie on the world known as You, Me, and Dupree

    If I have no plans to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier then why am I recommending you to spend your hard-earned money on movie tickets? Well, to be honest, the only reason I’m recommending you see it is because I’d like to send this blog post to Marvel Studios and say, “Yo. I helped y’all make all that money at the box office, so gimme me a slice of that pie.” Yum…money-pie…so delicious…

    So here now are the Top 10 Reasons To See Captain America: The Winter Soldier.  Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 12219

  • Only Sex Can Save Denmark

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    Sex can save Denmark!

    All things considered, Denmark is doing a lot of things right and I’m not just talking about unleashing the super sexy Nina Agdal on to the world.

    Last year, the UN deemed that Denmark was the happiest country in the world because of its commitment to maternity leave, gender equality, biking, drinking, and love of cigarettes. Denmark’s economy is pumping out $211 billion annually, which is impressive because the population is only 5.6 million people.

    So everything is good in Denmark, right? Wrong.

    Denmark has a serious sex problem…which immediately negates its “happiest country in the world” title in my mind.  Continue Reading

    March 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2599

  • Scarlett Johansson Picked Up Random Dudes For A Movie

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    Scarlett Johansson has a new movie coming out soon called Under The Skin where she plays an alien trying to make her way through Scotland.

    In typical alien fashion, alien Scarlett Johansson has to pick up random men in the movie so that she can have sex with them and kill them. Now that’s pretty standard behavior for a sexy alien, but this is where it gets weird. Rather than hiring actors to be killed by alien Scarlett Johansson, they just let her pick up regular dudes.

    Here’s what Scarlett Johansson had to say about it in an interview with The Guardian:

    A remarkable aspect of Under the Skin is that a lot of the people who appear in it aren’t actors. They’re normal people – who happen to be walking down a road minding their own business when a pretty lady pulls up in a van alongside them and offers them a lift to Tesco and then a film crew clutching disclaimers leaps out of the back.

    At what point did Glazer tell you: “Oh yes, by the way, Scarlett, we haven’t really got any other actors. We’re just going to cruise the streets and find them”? “That happened later on. And none of us knew how it was going to work. We toyed with lots of different things like prosthetics, teeth, all kinds of things that would change my face but only slightly, when in fact there was no need to do any of that.”

    Let me tell you something, Scarlett Johansson with fake busted-ass teeth is still Scarlett Johansson.

    The Daily Mail was able to track down on of these regular men seduced by Scarlett Johansson pretending to be an alien. Here’s what he had to say:

    A lovelorn workman has described the moment he thought he had ‘hit the jackpot’ when a beautiful brunette van driver stopped and asked him: ‘Are you single?’

    Kevin McAlinden was completely unaware the siren was Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson disguised in a dark wig – and that he was secretly starring in her new sci-fi movie.

    Father-of-two Kevin, 29, had recently separated from his partner when the actress drove up.

    Last night, recalling his lucky day, said: ‘What man wouldn’t think, “Wow,” when a good-looking woman has just pulled up in a van and comes out with something like that within minutes?

    ‘She said: “Are you single? What are you doing tonight?”

    ‘I thought, “Yes! This is unbelievable!” I’d been having quite a tough time in my personal life, so this was like a lucky break. I should have known it was too good to be true.’

    Let this be a lesson to all of you that when an attractive lady pulls over and tries to give you a ride, she’s either an alien trying to kill you or a Hollywood celebrity trying to make you look stupid. Real women don’t pull their cars over to pick up strange men. It just doesn’t happen.

    So it’s very interesting and not surprising at all that Scarlett Johansson, even while wearing busted-ass prosthetic teeth, could lure regular men into her murder van (which sexy celebrity couldn’t?), the real reason you need to know about Under The Skin is that it features a fully nude Scarlett Johansson.

    Here now is your first look at Scarlett Johansson nude in Under The Skin :


    Well that’s a disappointment. Scarlett Johansson’s first full frontal nude scene and it’s all out of focus and dimly lit? Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to make Scarlett Johansson’s nude body impossible to see?

    I say we boycott this movie until Scarlett Johansson’s nude scenes are reshot in sharper focus and brighter light. I really do not care if the reshoots affects the plot or feel of the movie because it’s basically a complete rip-off of 1995 sexy alien classic Species.

    Good thing these pictures are still readily available…

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    March 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4139

  • Are These Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos Real?

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    Is the moment we’ve all been waiting for?

    These “leaked nude photos” of Scarlett Johansson have been floating around the internet for a few days now.

    I’m convinced that they’re fake even though people are talking about these nude Scarlett Johansson photos as if they are real. I mean think about it, these photos have to be fake because if Scarlett Johansson had actually posed nude, her naked body would have brought on world peace. Last I heard, everyone still hates each other.

    Regardless, I’m posting these fake Scarlett Johansson nudes because whoever made them did a dang fine job. It’s one of the more convincing Scarlett Johansson nude galleries I’ve ever seen.  Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES • Views: 7616

  • Scarlett Johansson Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

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    Scarlett Johansson. Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

    Esquire Magazine has awarded Scarlett Johansson the title of Sexiest Woman Alive.

    Is anyone surprised?

    You shouldn’t be. Scarlett Johansson already won Esquire Magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006. Seven years later, she’s still got it.

    I’m not a big fan of when these kinds of awards have repeat-winners. There are literally thousands of women who could have won it. Scarlett’s already won, why not give it to someone else?

    Whatever though. Scarlett Johansson is definitely one of the sexiest women alive. If they want to play it safe, that’s cool.

    Let’s look at some sexy pictures of Scarlett Johansson to make sure she is indeed one of the sexiest women alive:


    Yeah. It’s ok. She’s one of the sexiest women alive.

    She’s so sexy that I’m sure she would content for this award even if she was dead.

    October 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1222

  • We saw your boobs at the Oscars

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    I only saw one boob on Oscar night and his name was Seth MacFarlane.


    Is there any other pluralized name in the world that could be possibly more exciting than “Oscars”?

    For three hours and thirty-five minutes, we sat in suspenseful boredom to see some celebrities sing, dance, and win awards for movies we did not see.

    Of course, the big story from Oscar night has nothing to do with any of the nominees or winners (other than Jennifer Lawrence because J-Law is so hot like Hansel right now). The only thing people are talking about from Oscar night is seeing boobs. Specifically, “We Saw Your Boobs”. Continue Reading

    February 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1686