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Did you see yesterday’s post about that new study that proved male musicians were sexier than male non-musicians?

Well, if you didn’t, click here to check it out.

Comedian, Head of Socio-Musicology and all around cool guy Reggie Watts and his trusted assistant Asif decided to do their own experiment on the subject. Watch as Reggie and Asif try to determine whether or not music can get you laid:   Continue reading “Can Music & Reggie Watts Get You Laid?” »

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If you solo for her, she might solo for you

When I first heard “Bandz A Make Her Dance“ by Juicy J, I didn’t realize that “Bandz” was slang for $1,000 wad of cash. I thought Juicy J was just restating that old myth that women are more attracted to musicians than talentless losers like you and me.

Turns out, it’s not a myth. According to a recent study conducted in France, the sexiest nation in the world, male musicians have an advantage when trying to pick up chicks than talentless losers like you and me.   Continue reading “Study Says Male Musicians Have More Sex” »

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Maybe it’s just me, but for me I couldn’t care less about how a pussy looks. That’s because throughout my sexual career I’ve learned that touching a pussy is way sweeter than looking at them.

There’s always been a big debate to groom or not to groom. Ever since that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie goes to L.A. to get a wax, women have been brainwashed into thinking that a hairless pussy or a vajazzled pussy was the best way to impress their men.

Well that’s apparently not true.

So say goodbye to painful pussy waxing and diamond encrusted labias because hair is back in! Continue reading “Pussies: To Groom or Not To Groom?” »

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Boobs

The French are good at many things. Fashion, cheese, cigarettes, wine, cowardice. But above all these special skills, the French have always been great scientists.

Where would we be today if France had not produced great scientific minds like Pasteur, Becquerel, or the Curies?

Well today, it came to my attention that there is another great French scientist that deserves our full respect. His name is Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon. And what is his contribution to the French scientific tradition?

Professor Rouillon has found after a 15 year study that wearing bras makes boobs saggier.

Continue reading “Go Bra-Less for Sexier Boobs” »

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My kind of scientist

Why do you have sex?

Because it’s cool? Because it feels good? Because it relieves your headaches?

These are all perfectly good reasons to have sex, but frankly you never really need a reason to have sex. I mean it’s fine if you do, but if you don’t  have a reason for having sex, well then, that’s OK too.

Even though like 90% of the world is on board with having sex (no offense to a-sexuals/celibate people), science is always coming up with new reasons for us to have sex.

Science, c’mon. You’re preaching to the choir. We love sex and we’re trying to do it as often as possible.

Anyways, the latest reason for us to have sex is because it could benefit our intelligence. That’s right, having sex can make you smarter. Continue reading “Sex can make you smarter!” »

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Olivia Munn demonstrates why sex in space is very appealing

Bad news for all astronauts that read this blog. There is new scientific evidence that sex in space could lead to brain disease, cancer, and other life threatening illnesses.

A study by Professor Anja Geitmann from the University of Montreal looked at the effects of zero gravity on the reproductive process in plants. Because sperm cells in plants are delivered to the egg through a “cylindrical tool”, scientists were able to apply the plant results to the human reproductive process (i.e. fuckin’).

The plants were placed in a spinning centrifuge that simulated both high and low gravity while scientists monitored their reproduction, which occurs quickly in plants. They found that the pollen tubes were smaller in low gravity, and were wider in hyper-gravity. Meanwhile intracellular traffic flow, the way that cells communicate, was badly affected. Continue reading “Sex in space is deadly!” »

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PORN!

There’s been a large anti-porn agenda lately because prude-groups have come to the conclusion that porn is addictive. “Porn addiction” has been the hottest new disease since “sex addiction” (which isn’t real either btw). Some people have gone as far as saying that watching porn triggers dangerous neurochemical changes in the brain.

Thankfully, nothing you may have heard about “porn addiction” is true according to a new study in the journal Socioaffective Neuroscience of Psychology. It turns out that people with “porn addiction” just have high libidos and their minds have not been twisted by watching erotic films.
Continue reading “Porn addiction myths debunked” »

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Sorry ladies, you need a new excuse

Headaches are a real pain in the butt. Well, technically it’s a pain in the head but you know what I mean…

The worst part about getting headaches is that there aren’t enough effective ways to relieve the pain. What I like to do is smoke menthol cigarettes in a hot car with all the windows rolled up until I fall asleep and wake up without a headache.

Thankfully, a team of German neuroscientists has discovered a fantastic new way to alleviate headache and migraine pain: SEX. SEX CAN RELIEVE HEADACHES.

Continue reading “Sex can relieve headaches” »

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Stock photo of sexy woman eating cereal

Cereal is something we’ve always tried to stay away from here at the Sex.com Blog. Which is tough because we love Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld always made it look very delicious.

The reason we’ve always tried to stay away from cereal is because of its anti-sexual past. Cereal anti-sexual? Yes, cereal has an anti-sexual past. Get ready for a little history lesson.

Ferdinand Schumacher created the first breakfast cereal in 1854 with a hand oat grinder in some dingy Akron, Ohio basement. Originally, breakfast cereal was intended to be a cheap replacement for breakfast pork.

Anyways, fast forward a couple of years to John Harvey Kellogg at the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan. The Battle Creek Sanitarium was a health resort whose practices were based on the Seventh-day Adventist Church.

Kellogg believed that masturbation and sex were the cause of most health problems. So to cure people of their natural sexual urges (and by extension, illnesses), Kellogg fed his patients Corn Flakes. Because nothing kills the urges like a meatless, flavorless, sugarless breakfast.

Ironically, Kellogg also regularly gave the patients of the Battle Creek Sanitarium yogurt enemas. We’re not sure what the purpose of the yogurt enemas was but one thing’s for sure, that’s some kinky shit.

Because John Harvey Kellogg used cereal to kill the sex drives of his patients, we’ve been anti-cereal since the mid-20th century. However, now there’s a cereal made to improve your sex life. It’s called SexCereal and it’s completely changed our position on eating cereal for breakfast. Let us tell you all about it.

Continue reading “SexCereal makes breakfast sexy” »

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Attention all married men!

Stop doing housework.

Housework sucks. That’s a given. But that’s not the only reason for you to stop doing housework. Did you know that married men who tend to help around the house have less sex than married men who don’t do house work?

The University of Washington just published a study in the American Sociological Review that suggests that heterosexual couples who observe traditional gender roles have more “sexual encounters”.

Co-author and Associate Professor of Sociology Julia Brines told the Toronto Star, “Where the male is doing the male tasks and the female is doing the female tasks, those are the couples (who) are having more sex.”

Continue reading “Ignore your chores, get laid more often” »

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