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  • Babes of the 2014 NBA Playoffs

    Sex will always be this blog’s top priority. However, basketball will always be a close second. And with the 2014 NBA Playoffs match-ups set and ready to start Saturday April 19th, I thought we’d spend today predicting the first round of NBA Playoffs.

    Of course, I understand that very few of you read the Blog for my amateur basketball analysis. You’re here to see celebrity sex tapes and nude babes, maybe find out about some hot new sex positions or get a practical sex tip. So rather than just flap my yap about my favorite NBA teams, I have included some hot babes representing their favorite NBA Playoff teams.

    So are you ready to see who’s going to advance from the first round of the NBA Playoffs?



    The Indiana Pacers (1) vs. The Atlanta Hawks (8).

    Indiana Pacers babe:

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    Atlanta Hawks babe:

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    In terms of Babes…I think the Atlanta Hawks take this one. There’s something about Atlanta Hawks cheerleader Juliana’s toned body that just makes me want her team to win.

    In terms of actual basketball…though the Pacers were reeling towards the end of the season, Atlanta finished the season with a losing record (37-44) which in my mind means they shouldn’t even be in the NBA Playoffs. Pacers win in 7 games.


    The Miami Heat (2) vs. The Charlotte Bobcats (7).

    Miami Heat babe:

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    Charlotte Bobcats babe:

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    The Charlotte Bobcats babe you see is Bobcats cheerleader Alyssa, and she is very fine. But the Miami Heat babe you see is former pornstar Abella Anderson. In my opinion, Abella Anderson is a lot like Lebron James. You might not be a fan, but you have to admit that there’s no one on her level. So Miami takes the babe contest.

    As for actual basketball, the Miami Heat still have Lebron James so…good job making the NBA Playoffs Charlotte but you’re about to get swept.


    The Toronto Raptors (3) vs. The Washington Wizards (6).

    Toronto Raptors babe:

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    Washington Wizards babe:

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    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the Washington Wizards have the hottest cheerleading uniforms of any sport. I can’t explain why, they just are. However, Leanna Decker is still Leanna Decker so Toronto takes the babe category.

    And what about actual basketball? Since Toronto is still technically a Canadian city, I want them to lose. But they also hired Drake as a special consultant earlier this season, which is really cool. Though it kills me to say it…Toronto in 5 games.

    The Chicago Bulls (4) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (5)

    Chicago Bulls babe:

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    Brooklyn Nets babe:

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    Technically, I think Beyonce should be the Houston Rockets babe, but whatever. That nude Chicago Bulls fan is hot, but Beyonce is Beyonce. Babe goes to the Nets.

    Now for basketball, for some reason I have a hard time believing that Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett have enough left in the tank to make a deep post-season push. But then again, first-year coach Jason Kidd has a lot of playoff experience…

    Without Derrick Rose, the Bulls have still been able to be competitive. If Joakim Noah keeps playing as well as he has been, Bulls in 6 games.



    The San Antonio Spurs (1) vs. The Memphis Grizzlies (8).

    San Antonio Spurs babe:

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    Memphis Grizzlies babe:

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    Since Leanna Decker was already seen in this post (and won) for the Raptors, I have no choice but to give this babe match-up to actual San Antonio Spurs fan and one of the world’s most fapped to babes Selena Gomez.

    Meanwhile, in the actual match-up between these two teams, the Spurs are going to cruise to the second round of the NBA Playoffs in 4 games because Tim Duncan and Greg Popovich have proved time and time again that they’re a force to be reckoned with.


    The Oklahoma City Thunder (2) vs. the Dallas Mavericks (7).

    Oklahoma City Thunder babe:

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    Dallas Mavericks babe:

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    Those Mavs cheerleaders sure are dressed nice, but all of them combined can’t compete with Bibi Jones backing the Thunder. Thunder win the sexy fan battle.

    Though Dallas leads the season series 2-1 against the Thunder, let’s not forget that the Thunder have Kevin Durant and a healthy Russell Westbrook. After a disappointing NBA Playoffs last season, expect the Thunder to come out swinging. Thunder in 5 games.


    The L.A. Clippers (3) vs. the Golden State Warriors (6).

    L.A. Clippers babe:

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    Golden State Warriors babe:

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    Alysha Nett showing her tits in a L.A. Clippers crop top is one of my favorite pictures of all time, but who’s to say she’s a real Clippers fan? Jessica Alba’s been a Golden State Warriors fan since before Steph Curry came through and made the Warriors relevant again, so I gots to give this one to the Warriors.

    And when it comes to the actual first round, Clippers are definitely the favorite with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. But screw those guys. I want to see Steph Curry take this series over, which is why I’m going to say Warriors in 7 games.



    The Houston Rockets (4) vs. the Portland Trailblazers (5).

    Houston Rockets babe:

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    Portland Trailblazers babe:

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    Hey, I’m sorry I keep going back to Leanna Decker, but I doubt you’re mad because Leanna Decker is truly one of the hottest babe ever. That’s why she trumps that “Superman” Dwight Howard fan.

    That said, Dwight Howard has totally ruined the Houston Rockets for me. When it was just Harden, Lin, and Parsons, I definitely backed the team but Howard is just such a kook. That’s why I’m going to say Damian Lillard and Lamarcus Aldridge are going to advance to the second round. Portland in 7 games.


    Alright, so there are my predictions for the first round of the NBA Playoffs. Saturday can’t come soon enough!

    April 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 10884

  • Selena Gomez Poses Nude On Instagram


    Selena Gomez

    Selena Gomez’s nude pic on Instagram might be a few days old, but since Selena is the third most popular woman to fap to in the entire world, I figure you could see it again.

    Now before we look at Selena Gomez nude on Instagram, let just tell you that you should lower your expectations. By the mere mention of Instagram you should have said, “Oh so Selena is nude but anything erotic about the photo will be undone by some blurring of the edges and a stupid filter.” Well you’re awfully close. There is some blurring but that has to do more with Selena Gomez being wrapped up in a sheer curtain.

    Enough preparing you to be disappointed, just be disappointed with this Selena Gomez nude picture:

    Correct me if I’m wrong but Selena showed more skin in Spring Breakers than here. I honestly don’t know because I never saw it, but I did hear that the movie severely lacked Selena Gomez nudity.

    Before you get all mad at me in the comments, I would just like to point out that Selena Gomez is definitely not wearing clothes in this picture. Therefore it is technically a nude picture. No one said anything about it being erotic or good in any way. In fact, I tried to brace you for the utter disappointment that this photo brings.

    Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, some people have speculated that this picture was intended for Justin Bieber. I seriously hope not.

    Hey Selena, when you going to ditch the bitch (the bitch is Justin Bieber) and start sharing actual nude selfies on your Instagram? Then maybe we’ll start to forget about the whole Disney thing.

    March 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14655

  • Who Is The World Fapping To?

    Around this time last year, PornMD launched its “sex search” feature, which allows everyone to see what the Top 10 porn searches are for almost every country in the world.

    While PornMD’s sex search is enlightening, the problem I’ve always had with it is that we mostly only see categories and not specific babes that the world is searching for.

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    March 10, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 17446

  • Babes of the Year 2013


    Kayden Kross & Stoya, two of 2013’s most popular babes.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, democracy simply doesn’t work!

    I was thinking of letting you vote for your favorite babes of 2013, but then I got to thinking that a better indication of the most popular babes of 2013 would be to just look at which babes had the most views throughout the year.

    It’s like voting, but you weren’t conscious of it.

    Anyways, let’s see the Top 10 Babes of the Year 2013Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • BABES, TOP 10's • Views: 10532

  • Selena Gomez in Lingerie for Flaunt Magazine


    Selena Gomez

    Everyone handles break-ups differently.

    Some people like to go down to Brazil and pick up a prostitute, others like to put on sexy lingerie and pose for sexy pictures. Thankfully, Selena Gomez has opted for the latter and posed for Flaunt Magazine in some sexy lingerie.

    For everyone that says that Selena Gomez needs to sex it up, just look at these pictures and appreciate her effort.  Continue Reading

    November 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2418

  • Miley Cyrus Topless Photo?


    The goods!

    Miley Cyrus striking some sexy poses isn’t uncommon but there’s always a hand, a lock of hair or something that obscures just enough of her boobs to make the photo not newsworthy.

    However, I may have come across a picture of Miley Cyrus topless with nothing obscuring her boobs for a change. Let’s take a look.  Continue Reading

    May 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3312

  • Selena Gomez Nude for Playboy?

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    Selena Gomez Nude in Playboy?

    Selena Gomez nude photos have been highly sought after by the internet for the past two years without much success. While Selena Gomez nude photos certainly exist somewhere hidden in Justin Bieber’s belongings, the internet was teased with 20 year-old Selena Gomez‘s Playboy debut. Continue Reading

    April 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 61403

  • Justin Bieber’s nude photos. Don’t get too excited, there’s a catch…

    Justin Bieber sex tape?

    Amidst the throwing up on stage in Arizona and dying on Twitter, Justin Bieber was having a real rough month.

    To top it all off, Beebs (personal friend of the Blog so we like to use his nickname “BEEBS“) tweeted about some “personal footage” going missing. Selena Gomez sex tape? KEEP READING AND FIND OUT. I’m not going to blow my big scoop in the first two paragraphs. Jeez.

    A few hours after the tweet, the internet was buzzing with a photo of a young, faceless man holding his penis (presumably flaccid). The man in the photo had a the same bird tattoo on his hip as Justin Bieber.

    So why hasn’t offered millions of dollars to get the photo or the rumored sex tape?

    That’s because it’s all a hoax.

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    October 12, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1082