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  • Karl Lagerfeld Explains Our Obsession With Sexy Selfies (34 Sexy Selfies)

    5251581 tight teen in a selfpic Karl Lagerfeld Explains Our Obsession With Sexy Selfies (34 Sexy Selfies)

    SELFIES!

    After hosting a fashion show in a Chanel-themed supermarket, German fashion designer and Chanel head honcho sat down with The Guardian‘s Imogen Fox for a little interview.

    In the interview, Lagerfeld trashes other fashion designers and disses everyone with tattoos, but he also explains why we’re all so obsessed with sexy selfies.

    He explains selfies by saying, “They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.”

    I get it! I finally get it! Hot babes take sexy selfies because it feels good like masturbation, and we look at sexy selfies because we’re a bunch of pervs that like to watch hot babes masturbate.

    Thank you Mr. Lagerfeld for explaining why we’re obsessed with sexy selfies. Now, you would please send me a complimentary Chanel t-shirt? White with Chanel logo in black, size Medium, and extra fly because I know the babes in my city can’t resist a man in a Chanel t-shirt.

    For having cracked the code of sexy selfies, I think we should thank Mr. Lagerfeld by indulging in a lot of sexy selfies.  Continue Reading

    March 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 9480

  • Tori Black & The Seattle Seahawks Are Going To Win The SuperBowl

    BeZYYh CIAAKAgA Tori Black & The Seattle Seahawks Are Going To Win The SuperBowl

    Tori Black, the secret to the Seahawks’s success

    I know we’re still 11 days away from Super Bowl XLVIII (aka Super Bowl 48) but I’m ready to make my prediction…

    THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS ARE GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.

    Those poor Broncos don’t stand a chance on February 2nd. And it’s not just because the Seahawks’s defense is impenetrable…

    It’s because the Seahawks have Tori Black on their side!   Continue Reading

    January 22, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3704