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What you look like when you’re masturbating

The other day I met a woman who asked me what I did. Without missing a step I said, “I write the Sex.com Blog.”

And she replied, ”There’s a Sex.com?”

I should have known then that this woman had questionable tastes if she had never been to Sex.com. Anyways, I was like, “Yeah. It’s the most expensive domain name in the world.”

And she was like, “Yeah? What is it?”

And I was like, “It’s a free porn site in the style of Pinterest. It’s the Pinterest of free internet pornography.”

And she was like, “Porn? That’s fucking gross.” Typically women aren’t as stimulated visually as men so I wasn’t offended. Also, some porn can be fucking gross.

So after being very diplomatic with her, I had to ask, “What do you do when you masturbate?”

To which she replied, “Masturbate? No. I don’t masturbate. That’s fucking gross. Why would anyone masturbate?”

As it turns out, this woman has been alive for 33 years and never once tried flicking the old baked bean. Rather than try and explain the perks of masturbation to this woman, I took her question to heart. What motivates people to masturbate? And that’s what our latest poll is all about.  Continue reading “Why Do You Masturbate?” »

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The other day, I read an article on Gizmodo called “Not Safe For YouTube: How Google Draws the Line Between Porn and Art (NSFW)“. As the title suggests, the article addressed the fact that there is plenty of nudity on Youtube and it examined the way Youtube dealt with NSFW content.

Essentially, Youtube guidelines say that any video that’s “intented to be sexually provocative” will most likely be removed. Before it’s removed, the video featuring inappropriate content must be flagged by an offended user, then reviewed by Youtube employees in different countries. If the Youtube employees decide that the nudity’s artistic merit outweighs a sexually provocative motivation, then an age gate will be put in place. Only when the nudity crosses the artistic line does the video get removed.

This mature and sensible way of dealing with nudity on what is generally considered to be a SFW site made me want to revisit how nudity was being handled on another SFW site: Pinterest. Continue reading “Pinterest: The Pinterest of Porn” »

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Gay.sex.com

Gay sex, like straight sex, has a lot of different genres and niches. So why then did Sex.com only have one tag, “Gay” for all gay sex pictures and videos?

Wonder no more because Sex.com is proud to announce that we have a whole new version of the site just for gay sex. It’s called Gay.Sex.com and if you like Sex.com and gay sex, you’re probably going to like it. Continue reading “Introducing Gay.Sex.com!” »

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Kobe vs Lebron

Hey guys, just a quick follow up question from the Kobe Bryant-Sex.com thing you may have heard about earlier this week. Continue reading “Kobe vs Lebron” »

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Ran into some technical difficulties today.

Our servers couldn’t handle the amount of people reading about the Kobe Bryant offer. It didn’t help that the entire Midwest turned to porn as a means of surviving bad weather throughout the Midwest.

We won’t let it happen again, we promise.

Anyways, resume pinning and enjoying Sex.com.

Also make sure to check out our new interview with Polish porn princess Natasha Starr and other cool stuff on The Sex.com Blog.

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Kobe & Lebron

So everyone’s talking about Magic Johnson’s $1 million offer to Lebron James to finally nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

Well, not to out do Magic Johnson but we’ve made our own little offer to another one of basketball’s biggest stars that needs to nut-up and enter the 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest: Kobe Bryant.

That’s right. If it’s going to take a $1 million of Magic Johnson’s money to get Lebron James to do the Dunk Contest, well we want to make sure Black Mamba is there to prove that he’s the NBA’s best player.

Here is an exclusive look at the press release that offers $5 million to Kobe Bryant to entice him to defend not only his reputation but also his victory from 1997.

Continue reading “Sex.com presents 2014 NBA Slam Dunk Contest” »

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Paul Rudd demonstrates the importance of porn collections

Sad news from Muskegon, Michigan this morning. A man named Earlie Johnson spent years and thousands of dollars assembling the best collection of vintage African-American porn only to have it stolen this past Tuesday.

Continue reading “$7,500 vintage porn collection stolen!” »

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Gronk!

Rob Gronkowski is going to be rubbing elbows with the Hollywood elite on Oscar night instead of bumping uglies with one of porn’s hottest stars. (FYI, we’re talking about Bibi Jones)

Continue reading “Gronk goes to Hollywood” »

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I wish my Valentine’s Day date had a goatee like that…(sigh)…

Valentine’s Day is just two days away, which you should know by now because we’ve been hyping up Valentine’s Day for the last couple of weeks.

As a part of our Valentine’s Day hype-up, we ran a few polls. Because so many of you took the time to vote (which is approximately 1 second), we’d like to share the insights you’ve given us.

We should note that most of our users are men. So when we say “Sex.com users” or “porn fans” we’re really talking about about men. However, we don’t want to exclude the small percentage of women who voted. (Ladies, make Sex.com accounts and have your voice heard next time!)

Anyways, let’s take a look at what we’ve learned about “Sex.com users” and “porn fans” feelings towards Valentine’s Day.

Continue reading “How Sex.com Users Feel About Valentine’s Day” »

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“Lulu” in action

Cosmopolitan called it, “Sex and the City marries Facebook.” They also called it, “Yelp for boys.” Redditors hated it. So what is it?

It is Lulu a new female-friendly dating app for smartphones.

How female-friendly? It wouldn’t even let me log on to check it out because I am a man.

*Just so you know, all my facts come from various sources around the internet and my opinions on formed on that information. Personally, I thought that we as a society were beyond sex-segregation but I guess I’m wrong.

So what is Lulu?

Continue reading “Lulu app brings accountability to dating” »

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