• Interview: Phil Varone Talks Fucking and Filming Groupies

    Recently, I wrote a review of Vivid Entertainment’s Phil Varone Groupies: Music from Behind the Scenes.  Ultimately, I praised the movie for its sense of humour, light-heartedness and extremely sexy amateur vibe.  If you haven’t checked out my review, you totally should, and then you should sign up for Vivid Entertainment and watch the entire film as well as the other great celebrity sex tapes that they offer!

    Here’s a trailer for Phil Varone’s latest movie if you haven’t checked it out:

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    September 11, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 7243

  • The Real Accept No Imitators.

    Last night, a member of our development team noticed something fishy happening in the daily site stats.

    Unfortunately, I did not understand a single word of his explanation because it was so technical. Server this, IP address that, code something or other. So I’ll break it down for you in laymen’s terms.

    There’s a website called XXOSEX.COM that kept appearing in’s site stats, bungling everything up.

    That’s awfully similar to our own domain name. Only three additional characters and a much less sordid history (If you’re unfamiliar with the history of fraud, betrayal and quality pornography associated with the world’s most expensive domain name, please read this: A Visual History).

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    September 4, 2014 • Funny, Site News, Stuff • Views: 6056

  •’s Statistical Analysis of The Fappening

    Unless you’ve been stranded on a desert island since last Friday until right now, you’ve no doubt heard about the massive leak of celebrity nude pictures.

    Nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, Victoria Justice, McKayla Maroney and other celebrities surfaced online over Labor Day weekend. Once it was confirmed that the nude pictures were real, the internet became a complete frenzy of people trying to see these hot celebrities nude. (Why they’re not interested in Carter Cruise’s new movie Second Chances makes no sense to us, but whatever.)

    Now known as “The Fappening” and “Celebgate“, the picture leak was (and still is) the coming together of our voyeuristic collective consciousness. From running a porn site, we’ve learned that not everyone enjoys porn and pornstars as much as we do. However, everyone is interested in nude celebrities.

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    September 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Site News, Stuff • Views: 14788

  • Google Fucks Around with Indexing, Screws over

    Breaking news:  Google fucked up.  No, they are not just an infallible god-like mega corporation sending lasers into space and creating robot armies to take over the Earth – they actually still deal in search engines.

    Earlier today we received a tip from a loyal user that, while searching for on Google, something interesting happened.  Check out these two screenshots and tell me if you notice something funky:

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    July 22, 2014 • Site News, Stuff • Views: 15648

  • 10 Things I Learned As an Intern at a Porn Site

    By Maria Herrera

    UPDATE:  I’m currently doing an AMA on Reddit about my internship and this post.  Check it out and ask me additional questions if you have any:

    I was on my way to my Web Marketing class when a girl who looked about my age stopped me to ask me a very strange, life-changing question. She asked me if I watch porn. “Huh?” As a girl, I was taken aback by such a question, but her approach was so natural that I felt compelled to answer honestly. “Yes.” “Great, would you like to come in for a focus group on women’s porn consumption and masturbation habits?” she asked. “Umm…” “It pays 50 bucks and food will be provided,” she continued. “Oh. Ok. Sure, I’ll be there.” >:-)

    A few months after my participation in that focus group, while my classmates and I were all struggling to find our summer internship, I thought back on the experience and how enjoyable it had been and decided I had nothing to lose by sending in my application. Two months later, I started my internship at I had some expectations, but like most unfounded presumptions, the reality was entirely different.

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    July 15, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Site News, Stuff • Views: 14623

  • Happy 4th of July! What do the 50 States Search for on

    It’s not even actually the 4th of July yet, and we’re already celebrating here at, because we some patriotic motherfuckers like that you know?

    I’ll let y’all in on a little secret about myself:  Gil Powers ain’t an American.  It’s true!  It’s god-damn true!  Yet here I am, writing about some holiday I don’t give a shit about because that’s my job.  I gotta pay the bills man.  Luckily, I’m not going to have to delve too deep into the specifics of the holiday because my colleague put together this dope-ass infographic for you to click around on between doing….4th of July stuff.  What do people do on the 4th of July anyways? Light fireworks and get drunk?

    Sounds pretty fun actually.

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    July 3, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Site News, Stuff • Views: 8435

  • Tired of Holding Your iPad While Simultaneously Using Your Fleshlight?

    Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

    No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

    It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

    This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

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    June 30, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 15299

  • Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

    Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

    Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

    At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

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    June 23, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 11159

  • Man Stupidly Pays for Fake Penis Enlargement Products

    OK, you’re on, so I already know you look at porn all day – you don’t have to throw up some false pretence as to why you’ve seen millions and millions of those spammy penis enlargement product ads plastered all over the internet.

    But have any of you ever been short-sighted enough to actually go ahead and order those penis enlargement supplements that promise to turn you from average-Joe-six-incher into Ron Jeremy himself? I hope for your sake that the answer is no, yet I’m skeptical.

    Here’s the thing – though the vast majority of those ads are huge scams meant to feed into men’s insecurities about their dong size, they must make ad revenue or else you wouldn’t see them everywhere.  SOMEBODY must be buying those products, but I like to think that the average user is smart enough not to. But, even if you do for some reason give all of your credit card and shipping information to a dubious online entity, most of the time the worst thing that will happen is that they’ll send you some fake herbal supplements that don’t really do anything, or some other crappy product.

    Some dude got a pretty hilarious surprise recently though.  He bought one of those fake penis enlargement products and probably waited eagerly, panting at his mail slot for weeks waiting for the miracle cure that would finally turn him into a 10-inched stud so he could please his wife…the package finally came, one glorious, sunny beautiful morning, and the guy in a fit of excitement and passion ripped off all of the packaging, opened up the box, poured out all of the packing foam, and discovered…A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

    Whoever was running that site had a pretty funny sense of humor, and I commend them.

    So what’s the moral of the story?

    We repeat it all of the time on this blog: don’t worry about your dick size, dude.  It’s not about how big it is, it’s about how you use it.  Filling your body with strange chemicals and supplements isn’t going to make a noticeable difference, so instead of wasting all of that time and money on get-big-quick schemes, why not devote some time to learning how to use your penis properly or alternatively figuring out another way to please your partner?

    Luckily for you, I have a fool-proof scheme that will make your penis big and hard, right away, and its totally free!  Look at porn pictures, gifs and videos on and you’ll notice your penis almost double in size!  Here are some samples to get you started.

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    June 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 33223

  • Who Does Think Will Win the NBA Playoffs?

    Continuing with our sports themed playoff prediction poll coverage (because porn viewers are the most knowledgeable sports analysts in the world), we at are curious to know who our readers think will take home the NBA championship title?

    Last week, we asked you who was going to take home the NHL Stanley Cup.  The winner was the Montreal Canadiens – a somewhat surprising result considering we get more American readers here than we do Canadian.

    Now, with the NBA playoffs having reached the conference finals, it seems like a good time to pick the winner.  The remaining teams are about as unsurprising as one could imagine.  The conference finals bracket probably mirrors many analysts’ pre-season playoff selections down to a tee.  That’s one of the reasons why I don’t enjoy the NBA as much: there seems to be less room for underdog stories and upsets.

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    May 16, 2014 • Polls • Views: 7731