Somewhere in North Arlington, Texas, there’s a magical mansion where swingers have been having swinging swingers parties. USA Today notes that roughly 60 swingers parties have been hosted at the mansion dubbed Eutopia. But on Wednesday, the city ordered Eutopia’s host, David Esopenko, to shutter its doors for the sake of decency. Continue Reading
Yes, that’s right, more Magaluf ‘news.’ Ever since that girl got busted for sucking off 20 dudes in the notorious nightclub a couple of weeks ago, more and more stories have been surfacing about this place. The latest comes from a British woman, Cerise, a glamour model from Britain.
This is actually the fluffiest piece of non-news I’ve ever written about on this blog, but it’s Monday, so fuck it.
So this girl, Cerise, 19, after hearing about all of the sexploits going down in Magaluf and other Belfast nightclubs, decided to jet out there with her girlfriend and try to achieve 25 orgasms a day.
Wow, what a hard-hitting confession, Cerise. The UK is a weird place. I’ve noticed that every woman who has ever shown their tits or expressed sexual desire before has to describe themselves as a ‘glamour model.’ What’s a glamour model anyways?
Cerise failed miserably at achieving her goal of 25 orgasms on the first day, ONLY managing to bang two dudes. Cerise, you talk the talk, but I certainly do not see you walking the walk.
Though Magaluf and other clubs in the district haven’t taken a very strong stance one way or another on the rampant sex culture they harbour, I think that they should take a stand. And no, I’m not asking them to clean up. I think that they should totally run with this, embrace it, and become the world’s sex capital. Provide protection at the doors of all of your bars, loosen up the laws about having sex in public (not like people abide by them anyways) and just turn into a 24/7 orgy party city.
Thanks to the Star for this extremely insightful and important piece of news. Keep on doing that gritty journalism, guys. Actually, who am I to talk, I’m also writing about this?
Good Luck Cerise! Godspeed! We’ll be thinking of you!
So, Chris Brown, right?
I believe that people deserve second chances. I really do. Chris Brown, however, is on like his twelfth chance, and he just keeps fucking up. Most recently, he went to jail for over a hundred days for violating his probation. He was supposed to spend time in a re-hab facility to work on that whole anger management thing that led him to beat the crap out of Rihanna a few times. The caveat for his probation was that, if for any reason he left re-hab, he would go directly to jail.
But Chris Brown did his time in jail, and now he’s back out. What’s the first thing you do when you get out of jail? Duh, isn’t it obvious? You throw a huge massive raging party so everyone can celebrate that you’re back out into the world amongst society where you won’t beat up women, gay dudes, and generally just be a huge asshole…right?
So Chris Brown threw a massive party, with lots of famous guests, and more specifically, there were a bunch of porn stars in attendance: some of the biggest porn stars in the industry in fact. For the life of me I can’t understand why you would want to support/associate yourself with a guy like Chris Brown, but here we are. The pictures don’t lie.
Considering you are all frequenters of a porn blog, I assume you’ll want to know specifically who I’m talking about. Click the link below to go check out some Instagram pictures from the party and you’ll get to see some of your favourite performers:
Here it is! No, I’m just kidding, here’s the link over here.
So who was there? We’re talking about:
So yeah, some pretty heavy hitters all things considers. Can’t judge them for going to his party obviously – it would probably be pretty difficult to turn down an invitation from one of the biggest R&B singers in the world to a huge raging pool party filled with celebs.
But, I dunno, it seems weird to be celebrating the release of a guy who, by all accounts, has run out of chances.
via Daily Mail
A German couple who organized hundreds of sex parties are now being investigated by the polizei because they failed to pay almost $1.4 million in taxes on the profits they made hosting sex parties. Continue Reading
Do you know what day it is today?
It’s the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year and the first official day of summer.
In pagan times, the solstice was celebrated with bonfires. They believed that the bonfires would protect them from evil spirits that were roaming free with the sun turning southward.
Of course, we all know now that bonfires don’t protect you from evil spirits. If anything, evil spirits are attracted to the fire.
Even though the pagans were a little mixed up, the longest day of the year and the first official day of summer are still something worth celebrating.
This Summer Solstice, don’t celebrate with an evil spirit-warding bonfire, celebrate with a sex party!
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “But Chico, I don’t know how to host a sex party!”
Well, that’s what I’m here for! I’m going to teach you how to throw a killer Summer Solstice sex party. The best part (aside from all the sex)? It’s not even exclusive to the Summer Solstice. With these tips, you’ll have the know-how to host a sex party whenever you please.
So let’s do it to it.
How to Host a Sex Party: Continue Reading