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  • Man Stupidly Pays for Fake Penis Enlargement Products

    OK, you’re on Sex.com, so I already know you look at porn all day – you don’t have to throw up some false pretence as to why you’ve seen millions and millions of those spammy penis enlargement product ads plastered all over the internet.

    But have any of you ever been short-sighted enough to actually go ahead and order those penis enlargement supplements that promise to turn you from average-Joe-six-incher into Ron Jeremy himself? I hope for your sake that the answer is no, yet I’m skeptical.

    Here’s the thing – though the vast majority of those ads are huge scams meant to feed into men’s insecurities about their dong size, they must make ad revenue or else you wouldn’t see them everywhere.  SOMEBODY must be buying those products, but I like to think that the average Sex.com user is smart enough not to. But, even if you do for some reason give all of your credit card and shipping information to a dubious online entity, most of the time the worst thing that will happen is that they’ll send you some fake herbal supplements that don’t really do anything, or some other crappy product.

    Some dude got a pretty hilarious surprise recently though.  He bought one of those fake penis enlargement products and probably waited eagerly, panting at his mail slot for weeks waiting for the miracle cure that would finally turn him into a 10-inched stud so he could please his wife…the package finally came, one glorious, sunny beautiful morning, and the guy in a fit of excitement and passion ripped off all of the packaging, opened up the box, poured out all of the packing foam, and discovered…A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

    Whoever was running that site had a pretty funny sense of humor, and I commend them.

    So what’s the moral of the story?

    We repeat it all of the time on this blog: don’t worry about your dick size, dude.  It’s not about how big it is, it’s about how you use it.  Filling your body with strange chemicals and supplements isn’t going to make a noticeable difference, so instead of wasting all of that time and money on get-big-quick schemes, why not devote some time to learning how to use your penis properly or alternatively figuring out another way to please your partner?

    Luckily for you, I have a fool-proof scheme that will make your penis big and hard, right away, and its totally free!  Look at porn pictures, gifs and videos on Sex.com and you’ll notice your penis almost double in size!  Here are some samples to get you started.

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    June 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 33955

  • Stolen Nicolas Cage Sex Photos

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    I cannot wait to see the faces Nic Cage makes during sex.

    I don’t where they are or who has them, but The Hollywood Gossip is reporting that Nicolas Cage’s sex photos are out there somewhere.  Continue Reading

    November 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 801

  • MILF Appreciation Top 10!

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    MILF Day?

    Maybe it’s just me, but for me I think it’s weird to appreciate MILFs on Mother’s Day. Yet people appreciate MILFs on Mother’s Day. You should be thanking your own mom for all the hard work she’s put in to you over the years and not fantasizing about moms you’d like to fuck.

    That’s why I’m suggesting that the Monday following every Mother’s Day should from now on be known as MILF Appreciation Day because there are too many MILFs in the world today that are going unappreciated.

    To celebrate the first ever MILF Appreciation Day, a separate holiday for those of us who think our friends’ moms are hot, we give a modest Top 10 of the pornstar MILFs we appreciate the most.

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    May 13, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 6506

  • Jenna Jameson, Queen of Porn

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    Jenna Jameson

    There’s no question that Jenna Jameson has been going through a bit of a rough patch lately.

    Regardless of her various legal troubles and the fact that she’s been retired for six years, Jenna Jameson is still the Queen of Porn (sort of, I guess…by default). And today she’s turning the ripe young age of 39 so we have no choice but to name Jenna Jameson the Babe of the Day. Continue Reading

    April 9, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2386

  • Christy Mack wins Miss Freeones

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    The Mack Attack

    Can you believe another Miss Freeones contest has come and gone? Is it any surprise that Christy Mack was named Miss Freeones 2013 and Best Newcomer 2013? Not really. That’s because Christy Mack is a super sexy, tattooed, badass that was overdue to win something!

    And boy did she ever win. Not only did Christy Mack win two titles but she also took home $12,500 in prize money. Remind me to enter next year. I’m trying to come up on prize money like that.

    As you may or may not know, Sex.com was one of the sponsors for Miss Freeones this year and we couldn’t be happier that Christy Mack is taking home or money. Well, I would be happier if I had been given the money but you can’t always win! Anyways, as a proud sponsor of Miss Freeones we would like to congratulate Christy Mack on her win. In order to do that, we thought we’d help you better acquainted with Christy Mack by giving you a Christy Mack Top 10.

    So let’s get straight to it, here now is the Christy Mack Top 10: Continue Reading

    April 1, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 4661

  • Babe of the Day – Alison Brie

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    Alison Brie

    You should probably know by now that Mad Men will be back for its sixth season this coming Sunday. So for this coming week, every Babe of the Day will be a babe from the show to help get you excited for the new season.

    There are literally hundreds of babes that have been on Mad Men, so it’s going to be hard to narrow it down but to start off the Mad Men Babe of the Day, there was never any doubt that Alison Brie would be named Babe of the Day. And that’s precisely why Alison Brie is the Babe of the Day (no foolin’).
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    April 1, 2013 • BABES • Views: 874

  • Babe of the Day – Rosie Jones

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    Rosie Jones

    Some babes just have an “it” factor. You know what I mean? The stars were perfectly aligned for them to be super babely.

    That’s how I feel about today’s Babe of the Day, Rosie Jones. You may not have known her name was Rosie Jones but you’ve definitely seen her before because her photos are always some of the most popular all over the internet.

    Let’s get to know Rosie Jones, our Babe of the Day, a little better. Continue Reading

    March 27, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2218

  • Richard Kern’s new sexy gallery

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    Richard Kern’s Entertainment

    Richard Kern is always doing something cool. If he’s not hanging out with Sonic Youth, he’s taking nice photos of topless girls.

    If you’re not familiar with Richard Kern, he makes art-porn. And that doesn’t mean like classy, couples porn that aspires to be artsy like X-Art. Richard Kern’s photography is more often than not nude amateur babes that is classified as art rather than amateur pornography. Why? It’s just the luck of the draw, I guess.

    For his latest gallery of topless girls, Richard Kern was some how able to combine three of our most favorite things: amateur nude girls, home entertainment systems and cut-offs.

    Let’s take a look at Richard Kern’s new photos:

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    March 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 776

  • Pictures of the Year 2012

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    The pictures you are about to see are great but this really was the best picture of the year.

    You’ve probably seen all these pictures already, maybe even have them on your Sex.com boards. But still, these next 10 photos were always buzzing with activity, which is why they are the Top 10 Pictures of the Year.

    So scroll through and enjoy the pictures that defined Sex.com’s 2012. Continue Reading

    December 30, 2012 • TOP 10's • Views: 5695

  • Syphilis Scare to Halt Filming

    The Free Speech Coalition, a porn trade group is calling for a nationwide, temporary moratorium on production. A performer came forward with having syphilis, which motivated this decision. The group is calling on all performers to get tested as well as receive preventative antibiotic shots.

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    The dreaded swap

    Porn giant Manwin shut down production on Friday in the interest of protecting their performers. Manwin has also agreed to cover the costs of the preventative shots along with: Evil Angel, Girlfriend Films, Kink.com, Vivid Pictures, and Gamma Entertainment.

    Performers who have test negative for STIs will be allowed back to work 10 days after receiving the shot.

    Luckily, syphilis can be treated with one shot of penicillin if a person has had it less than a year. Additional doses are necessary if it has been longer but syphilis is still curable.

    Last year, a performer tested HIV-positive and production was shutdown for nearly a week. The result turned out to be a false positive.

    For the health of the industry, we hope all performers get tested and get their shots. While we wait to see how this moratorium plays out, we would like to remind you that you can always view some of your old favorite sex pictures and sex videos on Sex.com

     

    August 21, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 403