I have a wish-list of celebrity sex tapes that I hope to see released before I die (or lose interest in celebrity sex tapes, which would probably only happen after I’m dead). It’s full of the usual suspects. I’d like to see a Charlize Theron sex tape, a Marisa Tomei sex tape, an Oprah Winfrey* sex tape, just to name a few.
Of course, I’ve always wished for a Marilyn Monroe sex tape, but since she died in 1962 I’ve never thought it was possible. Marilyn Monroe is one of the sexy celebrities of all time, and if she had not “committed suicide” back in 1962, I like to believe that she would have done more nude photo shoots and sex scenes. But a sex tape? No way.
Well I might be wrong about never being able to see a Marilyn Monore sex tape. RadarOnline is reporting that a Marilyn Monroe sex tape could be soon released.
But this isn’t just any old Marilyn Monroe sex tape. God knows we would have been fine with a Marilyn Monroe-Joe DiMaggio sex tape, but this is even juicier. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape is allegedly a threesome featuring President John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert F. Kennedy. Read more…